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Author Topic: Make war, not love.  (Read 4006 times)

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Offline AjoxerTopic starter

Re: Make war, not love.
« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2006, 06:13:09 PM »
Let me put it this way, Hunter... No. I'm not even going to spend a while detailing the awful things that will happen to Drow. The only Drow that have a chance are the sexy female kind, and even they are likely to end up tentacle bait. It's just, y'know, an image sorta thing. Also, Wardragon, I don't see too much problem with making a Warlock.

Offline Ellyssa

Re: Make war, not love.
« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2006, 06:14:51 PM »
Sexy female kind of drow, hmm? ;)

Offline Hunter

Re: Make war, not love.
« Reply #27 on: April 01, 2006, 06:15:17 PM »
*sighs tragically*  Oh well, human we is.   8)

Offline AjoxerTopic starter

Re: Make war, not love.
« Reply #28 on: April 01, 2006, 06:16:43 PM »
Tentacle bait. Remember that. Lots of them.

Offline Creeper

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Re: Make war, not love.
« Reply #29 on: April 01, 2006, 06:26:13 PM »
Wow, according to that websites rules, an over-large penis can do more damage then a battle axe or a sword to the guts.

Offline AjoxerTopic starter

Re: Make war, not love.
« Reply #30 on: April 01, 2006, 06:28:04 PM »
Yeah, but the amount of struggle needed to put it in is quite significant. Probably more simple just to coup de grace them.

And rules were made to be broken. >_>

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Re: Make war, not love.
« Reply #31 on: April 01, 2006, 06:29:50 PM »
5d6 is quite a lot at low levels. Why fireball when you've got a big wang?

Offline Hunter

Re: Make war, not love.
« Reply #32 on: April 01, 2006, 06:30:01 PM »
*thinks about a human rogue and winches*

Offline AjoxerTopic starter

Re: Make war, not love.
« Reply #33 on: April 01, 2006, 06:40:31 PM »
Well, first of all, you have to be at least two size classes larger, they get a fortitude save to downgrade it to 1d6, you have to pin them and remove their clothes... Frankly, it'd only be a reasonable method of torturing a prisoner. In which case, what the hell, go for it.

And also, Hunter- What did you mean by Half-Drow? I mean, are we talking an Elf who calls people his brother, or...?

Offline Hunter

Re: Make war, not love.
« Reply #34 on: April 01, 2006, 06:42:07 PM »
Well, first of all, you have to be at least two size classes larger, they get a fortitude save to downgrade it to 1d6, you have to pin them and remove their clothes... Frankly, it'd only be a reasonable method of torturing a prisoner. In which case, what the hell, go for it.

And also, Hunter- What did you mean by Half-Drow? I mean, are we talking an Elf who calls people his brother, or...?

Half-Drow.  Likely the product of a male drow and a female human.  Basically a normal half elf with darkvision instead of low light.  Or some such.

Offline AjoxerTopic starter

Re: Make war, not love.
« Reply #35 on: April 01, 2006, 06:44:36 PM »
Depends, are you going to have a lot of angst about your parentage, all that, " Oh god I wish I wasn't a damn dirty purple-eye"?

Offline Hunter

Re: Make war, not love.
« Reply #36 on: April 01, 2006, 06:45:28 PM »
Angst?  Me?  *looks around*  Not me.  I don't do angst, just women.

Offline AjoxerTopic starter

Re: Make war, not love.
« Reply #37 on: April 01, 2006, 06:46:18 PM »
Alright. But remember, you still keep the extra-lite package.

Offline Ellyssa

Re: Make war, not love.
« Reply #38 on: April 01, 2006, 06:48:09 PM »
Extra-lite package? But they're drow, they're all dark.

*writes up her chaste paladin*

Offline AjoxerTopic starter

Re: Make war, not love.
« Reply #39 on: April 01, 2006, 06:51:52 PM »
Yeaaah, she'll keep chaste for long...

Ahhhh, Elliquiy! Where Vow of Chastity is a challenge to everyone!

And sadly, even a dark-skinned Elf is still an elf. It's one of those sad, painful facts of life...

Offline Hunter

Re: Make war, not love.
« Reply #40 on: April 01, 2006, 06:52:57 PM »
Okay, I'll work up a half elven (drowish) ranger soon.  We'll have to break in that chaste paladin.  *cough*gangbang*cough*

Offline AjoxerTopic starter

Re: Make war, not love.
« Reply #41 on: April 01, 2006, 06:53:54 PM »
Remember, respect her wishes.

Her OOC wishes. IC wishes... Hah!

Offline Hunter

Re: Make war, not love.
« Reply #42 on: April 01, 2006, 06:54:56 PM »
Geasa by her diety.  ^_^

Offline WarDragon

Re: Make war, not love.
« Reply #43 on: April 01, 2006, 06:55:54 PM »
*makes note*  No elves, got it.

Thanks for the approval of the class; still not entirely sure it's what I'll make, but looking good.  Either that or a plan vanilla fighter.  Normal casters suck so bad at low levels...

Offline Hunter

Re: Make war, not love.
« Reply #44 on: April 01, 2006, 06:56:43 PM »
*makes note*  No elves, got it.

Thanks for the approval of the class; still not entirely sure it's what I'll make, but looking good.  Either that or a plan vanilla fighter.  Normal casters suck so bad at low levels...

A half ork wizard/sorcerer might be a fun idea.

OOOooo!!  Half elven bard.  ^_^  (too many ideas)

Offline Ellyssa

Re: Make war, not love.
« Reply #45 on: April 01, 2006, 06:58:35 PM »
Heh heh heh.


Um, anyway, starting equipment? ;)

Offline AjoxerTopic starter

Re: Make war, not love.
« Reply #46 on: April 01, 2006, 07:00:25 PM »
Roll your standard starting money, choose from there.

Offline Hunter

Re: Make war, not love.
« Reply #47 on: April 01, 2006, 07:25:12 PM »
Any chance that we can get an extra feat or two?  One feat just isn't enough.  Please?

Offline AjoxerTopic starter

Re: Make war, not love.
« Reply #48 on: April 01, 2006, 07:27:29 PM »
Nein. Nein, nein, nein... Remember, also, you get one free erotic feat for every regular feat.

Offline Hunter

Re: Make war, not love.
« Reply #49 on: April 01, 2006, 07:28:10 PM »
Nein. Nein, nein, nein... Remember, also, you get one free erotic feat for every regular feat.

*huge grin*