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Offline Spookie MonsterTopic starter

And I thought that I was bad...
« on: September 01, 2009, 05:46:17 AM »
Nebraska man stole Virgin Mary painting for abortion

A Nebraska man who stole a painting of the Virgin Mary to finance an abortion for a teen he raped has been convicted of first-degree sexual assault and felony theft.

Now, I know about Matthew 7:1 and all of that, but man.  I'm guessing that this is going to be rather difficult to explain to the big G-Man in the sky...

Spel


God may look the other way today?

Offline StrawberryDream

Re: And I thought that I was bad...
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2009, 02:25:33 AM »
Wow. His children told on him, just wow.

Offline Yakkul

Re: And I thought that I was bad...
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2009, 02:09:29 AM »

The next time someone tries to tell me that truth isn't stranger than fiction, I'm quoting this tale to them...


Offline The Overlord

Re: And I thought that I was bad...
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2009, 03:42:38 AM »


Someone's going to Hell...


Don't matter what church you go to (or don't at all). If there's an afterlife with any sort of judgement, this guy's fucked six ways to Sunday. Heinous...

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Re: And I thought that I was bad...
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2009, 01:46:44 PM »
"Is that Jesus?"
"Wow, I sure hope not..."
"Why?"
"He looks really, really pissed."


Offline Arazel Eternal

Re: And I thought that I was bad...
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2009, 08:25:06 PM »
IF he would have just kept his pants on and not did such a thing to a person, he wouldnt have to resort to such a thing and put himself and her in this situation.  Idiot.  He deserves to go to the lowest level of hell.

Offline Guincho

Re: And I thought that I was bad...
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2009, 09:38:19 PM »
Wow, he must me on some type of heretical scavenger hunt.

Offline OldSchoolGamer

Re: And I thought that I was bad...
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2009, 04:16:08 AM »
He needs to have "LOSER" tattooed on his forehead in big red letters.  Backwards, so it's staring at him in the mirror every time he looks at himself.

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Re: And I thought that I was bad...
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2009, 04:52:45 AM »
Wow, he must me on some type of heretical scavenger hunt.

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