A headline creator in the style of the Daily Mail. Those in or near the UK will probably find it more amusing, but here's a few randomly created headlines. I've left out the ones that actually do sound like they would appear in the Daily Mail.
COULD RUSSELL BRAND HAVE SEX WITH TAXPAYERS' MONEY?
COULD BRUSSELS BUREAUCRATS MOLEST THE CHURCH?
HAS RIP-OFF BRITAIN TURNED THE COUNTRYSIDE GAY?
HAVE FERAL CHILDREN INFECTED BRITAIN'S FARMERS WITH AIDS?
COULD YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL HAVE SEX WITH THE QUEEN?
HAS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS HAD SEX WITH THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY?
COULD FACEBOOK GIVE YOUR MORTGAGE CANCER?
Hours of fun for the whole family