It is, of course, obvious that this is my first entry here. Part of the reason I've not blogged here before has been work, part of it a simple lack of inspiration and part of it the fact that I already blog on WordPress. However, it is high time I started blogging here on Elliquiy. Those who are familiar with my sense of humour will be hardly surprised at the tone of what I write and to any unfamiliar with my sense of humour, I can only ask that you forgive me.
You see, I spend a great deal of time at Elliquiy, the place that is, in my opinion, one of the best places to be the net. I do, it must be said, frequent other places online and feel perfectly at home in a couple of them. Yet, in the end, I have to conclude that Elliquiy is special. The people here are nice and pleasant, by and large, the standards of writing are good and it is a place that is open and accepting of othersí points of view, kinks and other miscellaneous quirks. Indeed, I know of few forums that would create a third option for gender, so that people in indeterminate sex could have a place to call their own. Such an option is perhaps one of the reasons why, by and large, Elliquiyís members are so honest.
So you can imagine my feelings of outrage and betrayal when I found out that alady vampire with whom I was role playing such steamy scenes of hot haemovore action was not what she claimed to be. Her anatomy, in real life, was quite different from as advertised and, let me tell you, it cast a distinct pall over the virtual necking we were doing.
You see, she was not, in fact, a vampire.
You might argue that it should not matter to me as, after all, the storyís the thing, isnít it, not the writer. But I simply canít get past it. How can I ever let her character bite mine in the jugular again, when I know that she lacks the dentition to do so in real life. I can suspend my disbelief so far, but this would be hanging it by the neck.
I tell you, this situation is a right pain in the neck and I will be petitioning the rest of the staff to put a stop to such an outrage. How can they knowingly allow people in who can write so convincingly that I would believe that they are of a completely different dietary type.
There is only one solution that will satisfy me: they must demand that every one here furnish proof of their dietary status and blood group immediately. Or that they can, at least, do dental screenings of prospective members. If they donít, who knows where this will end. I mean, Iím already starting to look suspiciously at that werewolf Iím thinking of starting a game with.