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Re: Misheard Lyrics
« Reply #25 on: July 21, 2009, 12:04:23 AM »
Hahaha, "might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove".
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Might As Well Face it He's A Stiff With A Glove]

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Re: Misheard Lyrics
« Reply #26 on: July 21, 2009, 01:42:44 AM »
Five For Fighting - Superman

Actual Lyrics: Looking for special things inside of me
Misheard Lyrics: Looking for special things in sodomy

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Re: Misheard Lyrics
« Reply #27 on: July 21, 2009, 07:39:05 AM »
Some one recorded that as a song Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep  .
I don't know the artist but it was a crazy song


Weird Al Yankovich.  He did a lot parodies and he was hilarious. He did "Macarena" as "Gonorrhea" but my favorite by him will always be "The Twelve Pains of Christmas".

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Re: Misheard Lyrics
« Reply #28 on: July 21, 2009, 08:49:48 AM »
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Re: Misheard Lyrics
« Reply #29 on: July 21, 2009, 08:51:42 AM »
Weird Al Yankovich.  He did a lot parodies and he was hilarious. He did "Macarena" as "Gonorrhea" but my favorite by him will always be "The Twelve Pains of Christmas".

My favorite of his was You're Pitful the James Blunt Song You're Beautiful

I also loved his song You Don't Love Me Anymore.

It was by Bob Rivers  Dirty Deeds Down With Sheep I looked it up from the cd Twisted Tunes Vol Five

http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/bob_rivers#/track/dirty_deeds_done_with_sheep
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Re: Misheard Lyrics
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Re: Misheard Lyrics
« Reply #31 on: July 21, 2009, 10:31:56 AM »
that is what we call in Australia Piss funny. Meaning so funny you wee yourself.

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Re: Misheard Lyrics
« Reply #32 on: July 21, 2009, 12:22:07 PM »
My own personal Myth.

"Have you been high today?"

Looking at that, I'm starting to think I am right now...

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Re: Misheard Lyrics
« Reply #33 on: July 21, 2009, 02:19:24 PM »
http://cnettv.cnet.com/hot-hot-heat-bandages/9742-1_53-1079.html

For a long time, I thought he was saying Sandwiches

Hot Hot Heat- Bandages

Offline jasmine06

Re: Misheard Lyrics
« Reply #34 on: July 21, 2009, 03:09:31 PM »
The Move, California man.
Real lyrics are "dance right down till the floor is shaking"
I always thought it was "dance right down till your balls are aching"

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Re: Misheard Lyrics
« Reply #35 on: July 21, 2009, 07:07:55 PM »
From "Barroom Blitz" by Sweet

Original Lyric: The man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz.  The girl in the corner said boy I'm gonna warn ya it'll turn ito a ballroom blitz.

Misheard Lyrics: The man in the back said gimme some Jack and turn it to a barroom tits. The girl in the corner said I'm a begonia and turn into a barroom tits.

Offline Nimmy

Re: Misheard Lyrics
« Reply #36 on: July 21, 2009, 08:21:08 PM »
Finally figured the real lyrics out today at work when it came on and I actually listened to the song... this one's been bugging me for like 3 weeks now.

The Look of Love by ABC

Original Lyrics: When your world is full of strange arrangements
Misheard Lyrics: when the world is full of stranger danger

Btw: In my defense with "Blinded by the Light" that song was released about 14 years before I was conceived. So I wouldn't know about the whole "deuce" being a car thing... so most of that song is nonsense to me.

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Re: Misheard Lyrics
« Reply #37 on: July 21, 2009, 08:26:04 PM »
No - actually, most of the song is nonsense.  O8)

http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/blow/blindedbythelight.htm

Offline Paradox

Re: Misheard Lyrics
« Reply #38 on: July 24, 2009, 07:40:16 AM »
Steve Winwood- Higher Love

For a long time, I thought it was saying "Rape me an iron-lung".

Turns out it was "Bring me a higher love"

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Re: Misheard Lyrics
« Reply #39 on: July 24, 2009, 08:18:39 AM »
My sister Had to learn the song "Grand old Flag" when she was 4 and sang it at the family reunion

Original Lyrics: It's a grand old flag, it's a high flying fag
Her version: It's a grand old fag, it's a good hiding fag

Offline Avis habilis

Re: Misheard Lyrics
« Reply #40 on: July 24, 2009, 11:06:37 AM »
What "God Bless America" always sounds like to me:

"Stand beside her, and guide her
Through the night with a light from a bulb!"

Offline Callista

Re: Misheard Lyrics
« Reply #41 on: July 24, 2009, 07:16:34 PM »
I remember a commercial that was spoofing this and they did "Rock the Casaba"

The guy was singing, Rock the Catbox!

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Re: Misheard Lyrics
« Reply #42 on: July 24, 2009, 07:34:24 PM »
From "I Can't Help Myself" by the Four Tops:

Original Lyrics: Sugar Pie Honey Bunch...You know that I love you.  Can't help myself. I love you and nobody else.

Misheard Lyrics: Chicken fried honey butts. You know that I love you. Can't help myself. Low tool and toast on a shelf.

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Re: Misheard Lyrics
« Reply #43 on: July 27, 2009, 12:43:11 AM »
The song is 'Movin' In', I forget who sings it.

Real lyrics:
I'm not talkin' 'bout movin' in
And I don't wanna change your life
But there's a warm wind blowin', the stars are out,
And I'd really love to see you tonight

Misheard as:
I'm not talkin' 'bout the women
And I don't wanna change your life
But there's a warm wind blowin' the stars around,
And I'd really love to see you tonight.

Offline Paradox

Re: Misheard Lyrics
« Reply #44 on: July 27, 2009, 06:46:56 AM »
The song is 'Movin' In', I forget who sings it.

Real lyrics:
I'm not talkin' 'bout movin' in
And I don't wanna change your life
But there's a warm wind blowin', the stars are out,
And I'd really love to see you tonight

Misheard as:
I'm not talkin' 'bout the women
And I don't wanna change your life
But there's a warm wind blowin' the stars around,
And I'd really love to see you tonight.


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Re: Misheard Lyrics
« Reply #45 on: August 01, 2009, 12:05:05 PM »
The song is 'Movin' In', I forget who sings it.

Real lyrics:
I'm not talkin' 'bout movin' in
And I don't wanna change your life
But there's a warm wind blowin', the stars are out,
And I'd really love to see you tonight

Misheard as:
I'm not talkin' 'bout the women
And I don't wanna change your life
But there's a warm wind blowin' the stars around,
And I'd really love to see you tonight.

lol....until I read this I thought that line read:

there's a whirlwind blowin the stars around...


Offline Paradox

Re: Misheard Lyrics
« Reply #46 on: August 30, 2009, 01:01:19 PM »
"Mr. Jones and me" by the Counting Crows

I always thought it said "Nigger Jones" >.>

I never understood why they could get away with saying it on the radio, so I figured it must about about someone (since quite a few African-Americans have "Jones" as their last name) or someone African-American was singing it.

This was back in middle school, mind you, before I learned how to search for lyrics on the internet. It made so much more sense once I learned it was "Mister"

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Re: Misheard Lyrics
« Reply #47 on: August 31, 2009, 04:15:04 AM »
The song is 'Movin' In', I forget who sings it.

Real lyrics:
I'm not talkin' 'bout movin' in
And I don't wanna change your life
But there's a warm wind blowin', the stars are out,
And I'd really love to see you tonight

Misheard as:
I'm not talkin' 'bout the women
And I don't wanna change your life
But there's a warm wind blowin' the stars around,
And I'd really love to see you tonight.

This is how I misheard it.

Misheard as:
I'm not talkin' 'bout the livin',
And I don't wanna change your mind.
But there's a strong wind blowing the stars around,
And I'd really love to see you tonight.


Offline Shiri

Re: Misheard Lyrics
« Reply #48 on: August 31, 2009, 09:58:36 AM »
Move Along - All American Rejects
Lyrics: "When all you got to keep me strong, move along, move along like I know you do, and even when your hope is gone, move along, move along"
Misheard: "And all you wanna beat me strong, move along, move along like I know you do, and even when your heart is gone, move along, move along"


EDIT: Just realized this one lol
Nemo - Nightwish
Lyrics: "Oh how I wish, For soothing rain, All I wish is to dream again, My loving heart, Lost in the dark, For hope I'd give my everything
Misheard: "Oh how I wish forced to be framed, oh I wish she still dream again, my loving heart, lost in the dark, behold my keep my everything"
« Last Edit: August 31, 2009, 10:06:10 AM by Shiri »

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Re: Misheard Lyrics
« Reply #49 on: September 12, 2009, 03:40:43 PM »
We had a little kid in the office as a new patient. Young boy, 4 yrs old, came in wearing his favorite green power ranger pajamas. I got him back to the room asked him his name and he jumped into the typical power ranger fighting stance, announcing that he was:

Joe, Joe, Power Ranger

Mom says she can't convince him that the real words are Go Go Power Rangers.