Damn it, I can't find the ad I'm thinking of on Youtube. It's a car insurance ad with this old lady puttering away in her Beetle to the bowls club or something. She's talking about her insurance plan and how she saves money the longer she's been a member. "So if you've been a member for 5 years, you get 5% off, 10 years gets you 20% off. I've been a member for a long time, so I get 20% off, which helps me enjoy the little things in life, like this sick new subwoofer." Camera cuts to her Beetle bouncing on its hydraulics, doof-doof music in the background.