"I resent such remarks! Say what you will about me, but leave my goods out of this. They are nothing but what they have been and always shall be: muffins of the highest quality. As for my innocence...well, there seems to be nothing I can do to sway you as it is my word against yours, and it seems you have already rallied so many for your cause with promises of money, no doubt. Greed is often a powerful motivator. Your slanderous words will not break my resolve though." He said before walking off to his hut to bake perhaps the last batch of muffins the villagers would ever see.