I know why he died.
David Carradine died, and God said, "You did good. Here's your reward." And there is Farrah Fawcett.
Farrah Fawcett died, and God said, "You can get a wish, since you're here early." She wished for all the children to be safe.
Michael Jackson died.
God said, "Get those gates fixed and shined and reinforced!" So Billy Mays showed up to Get The Job Done.
I'm so evil. ~_~'