Not laughing at this:
What did I just read?:
" In college, my room mate had a Japanese girlfriend. So one night I wake up to the sound of them having sex. I hear him say, "Say the magic words." She says, "Whaaaat?" You know, how Japanese girls sound, anyway. He repeats himself and she says, (I shit you not) "Oh, ok. Sooooo sorry for Pearl Harbor." "