Well, Dead Island is everything I feared and more. I knew it would have shitty gimmicky weapons, tacked on multiplayer and a really downgraded physics engine, but they really went above and beyond.
Diablo random loot, with generated names? Yeah, because I can't be seen with a POWERLESS BAT OF BASHING, I need to have a SHOCK MACHETE OF PADDING.
Colour coded damaging numbers? Really? I know the zombie is on fire, I don't need a fiery 32! 32! popping up. Why would the numbers matter? I thought the whole point was survi...val...
Levels? Health bars? Fucking HEALTH BARS?! Fuck you Techland. Fuck you, you sellout whores.
Oops, I forgot I had the week off work. I expect overtime.