Look when they push back a game for about a year, forget to tell anyone, and when it actually comes out it still reviews poorly. That's the Goddess of Gaming herself telling you it's going to disappoint.
... Which one are you talking about now?
Oooh, Steam finished downloading FEAR, and it's only 2 AM. I guess it's lights off and ... well.
Oh, God. Alma jumping at me in the first minute of gameplay. This isn't going to end well for me.
Edit: And as if creepy shimmering and moving blurs in a dark/red-lit room wasn't enough, the room somehow makes my flashlight flutter. I am not going to survive this!
Edit: I think this guy learned his lesson in how not
to get the drop on me. Kicking down a door and shouting is a sure way of getting shot. I didn't even have time to check who it was before blowing his head full of lead. ... so I guess he didn't really learn a lesson, because he's dead.