Short stories for trying times <3 [M4F]

[Heinakori]

Hi, this thread is about writing short stories together.

I'm all about writing stories. I want to write the breathless, anxious, spiteful, greedy, wrathful, what-not-lustful, cheerful, indecisive, uncommitted, yet near fatally addictive stories of wizards, mages, the drow, vicious and wrathful women, greedy men, hapless monsters, spies, and other such curious things in preferably fictional yet sensible settings.

I have tons of ships regarding ships, fantasies about fantastical beings and phantasmic villains, and puns for all ovens. My favorite genres are the classical medieval fantasy and sci-fi, but I also write historical settings (more or/and less periodically accurate!) and modern settings. When it comes to modern settings my favorites are mysteries, noir coppers, crooked agents, old amateur boxers with borrowed teeth. I've got a few plot bunnies for some modern stories too.

I'm a +30 year old chap from the Nordics with years of playing - and writing - experience under my belt, and I can offer you;

• Overtly Original and Custom Made Stories™ with loose enough frames to fit into.
• Few posts a week to one post a week - no guarantees, though!
• Advanced illiteracy? I'm clunky, and my sentences wiggle and clatter from all the wrong places.
• I'm chronically rusted
• I'm getting acutely desperate
  
• a no commitments required whatsoever.
• 100% spook friendly, comeback friendly.
• I can carry myself story-wise, and all the additional luggage or baggage too.
• M/F, F/F, F/M.
• All plot-dishes include side-characters in all sizes, roles, and genders.
• Steamy hotness when necessary!
• Dry humor even when not.
• Nearly unlimited patience.

Please be in your -ties or -twies. No -teens, unless you're exceptionally desperate and wonderfully bright.

I'd really love to write out something fantastical, but something with clear frames on it. Like the protagonist reaches for a town just across the river but somehow can't cross.
Wait, no, stop, I said wait! It isn't that simple!- imagine - two characters divided by a narrow river and an obscure plot on why the other can't cross - or no - the other trying to persuade the other character into the water! And they'd had cross for miles for the bridge!)

Let's mesh something up!


Shiny, shiny new things.

• Roll, stroll by the river, troll. (water nymph x traveller [nymph x monster?] I can play any)
  
• Read Me [A cursed book x Magic User] (Prefer book, can do any)
  
• Lucky Charm [80's modern FBI Agent vs. Small town Cop]
  
• Village [Post-Apocalyptic community]
  

Quick-Menu: (all of these have plots, just ask!)

• Fantasorientesque! Oasis(es?)'! Waterholes! Scarfed faces!
  
• Anything with wizards!
  
• Low fantasy, too!
  
• Crusade-era, the lovely 1148 and afterwards! The Levant, El Eddan Edera, Caliphs, Sultans, Emirs, Crusaders! The French! The Levant twice!
  
• A Dark Prince From the Lesser Planes x A "princess".
• True Angels bringing the True Gospel to modern men.
• Witch x Werewolf
• King x Lesser Royalty
• Drow Cleric x Drow Mage | Looking for either
• Efreeti x Scallywag | Looking for either
• Benefactress x A captured warrior | Looking for either * (Sci-Fi preferably)
  
• Totally not treacherous and certainly not a necromancer x Treasure Hunter (HoMM3 - Crag Hagg vibes) | We're gonna need someone to fetch something, no biggie no smalls, totally worth the price.

Or something completely different.

PM me.
-WA

Because you got to the very end of this, let me indulge you with a dwarf joke:
How do humans distinguish dwarf jokes from elf jokes? They're short.
oh come on, that was a good one!