Yesterday, I had to laugh at someone I saw - we were caravaning (it's a word, dammit!) down to the fair, doing the speed limit and this guy got between the lead car (which I was a passenger in) and my mother-in-law's car. He's riding our bumper and tapping his horn - there's a car to our right, so we can't move for him. Finally, he passes us on the right (bad habit!) and I saw he was talking on his cell. Not texting, not a hands-free model, but a regular, hold it to your ear cell phone.
We watched in disbelief as he proceeded to weave his way through otherwise light, smoothly moving traffic. Once he was out of sight, the driver and I shook our heads - she gave the possible rationale that he was on his way to an emergency, and I suggested he might have been late to his Type A Anonymous meeting. I was half-hoping to find him pulled over by the cops.