Tentacle U !!!

[Haibane]

As the name suggests, and the presence of three exclamation marks confirms, this group RP will be comedy and light-hearted. It will of course also be outrageously rude.

Here is a NSFW image that sums up the core activity and silliness of this RP...

NSFW

A big thank you to the very naughty Kimera for this image and the germ of this idea.

The premise is simple. And silly. Its the future. Humanity has developed a super-cool-awesome-fookin-fast drive and travelled to the stars, finally meeting many alien species that inhabit our sector of the Milky Way. We don't call it a warp drive because some annoying TV company holds the copyright on that name and "FTL" is just freaking dull. So super-cool-awesome-fookin-fast drive it is.

On Earth fusion power has conquered the world's need for stinky expensive fossil fuels and caught and reversed climate change just in time. Phew! Good job people! Especially on chucking in prison all those nasty corrupt oil CEOs. Bastards. Fusion power has allowed civilization to live in well-fed harmony. Nom-nom, kissy-kissy. Humanity has now turned its insatiable energy on asking why? and what? and where? to explore the wild frontiers, just as they did in the Renaissance only this time we've pinky promised not to spread diseases everywhere and steal stuff. Note, sadly again due to annoying copyright reasons by some sleazy greedy execs somewhere we can't call it "the last frontier"as that phrase is *sigh* owned by someone. How very tedious.

But anyway...

While a number of alien races have been encountered that we won't talk about here because they are either so similar to humans that they don't interest us in this particular setting ... well ... mahoosive male dangly bits are quite interesting but when there's tentacles to be enjoyed, a big dick seems rather vanilla. Or some races are so gross and obscene and just ... ICKY! that E's ratings can't cope with what they get up to and we'll just resort to diplomacy and trade with them and go no further. Ahem. I'm looking at you Lardashians.

But yes! In between these extremes of boring and terrifying are a series of races that are really cool and funky. They have really cool funky technology, really cool funky music and hobbies, and of course a mass of wiggly long thick prehensile body parts that would make a 60 year old hentai-doujin writer have a seizure. In a cool and funky way.

And so in order to bring together humankind's culture, intellect, sport, art, technology and big titties with whatever these alien races have to offer Tentacle U was established. The purpose is inter-species harmony, understanding and co-operation and what better way to achieve that with lots of slippery probing.

The university is co-funded by the USN (United Space Nations) and was established on Hawaii several years ago, being allocated a vast plantation-like estate of designated "significant natural beauty" near a bustling port. For the obvious reason that there is a very high chance of violent bumfuckery, the entrance age for humans is 18 and alien races must send students that are of a similar mental and physical developmental maturity, whatever that is for them. That could be 6 months, it could be 600 years. As long as they don't suffer from flaccid tentacle syndrome, or their prepubescent wiggly bits haven't dropped yet, its all good.

Since every alien species humanity has so far encountered do not wear clothing of any sort except for minor items for either display, hierarchical purposes or decoration (or to keep fluids from dripping everywhere), it is a rule at Tentacle U that human students are naked at all times. Hence the tropical setting. Piercings and tattoos are acceptable and some wiseass decided it was okay for girls to wear hold-up stockings and high heels if they wanted because, well, you know. Reasons. Of course today's gender equal opportunities society means that boys can wear stockings and high heels too if they wish. Males may also wear deck shoes or other soft low shoes if cross dressing or going barefoot among all the slimecum is a problem. Humans of trans, bi, gay, lesbian and other non-binary yumminess are accepted as long as the student signs a disclaimer that they may be subjected to intimate congress by a thing that may identify differently or even not identify at all.

Now the dull technical game bits.

Players will each play two characters, one human and one alien. They will all be students and this game will be student focussed out of class for most of the time. Faculty will be NPCs to be picked up by any player and used as necessary for a scene then thrown back into the squirming NPC pile.

This sounds like 100% smut and it will be smut-heavy but I have a plot going on. It may take a while to surface but surface it will.

We'll bung this into the extreme section because honestly I can't judge what you lovely persons of Elliquiy have as your imaginative limits, and pretty much anything goes. If a Grotpodlivian Newt needs to do that with a human turd, I'm fine with it. However I don't want characters dying or doing any chest-bursty things, or otherwise exploding into moist red chunks when the tentacles get thrust too far and too hard. Nobody dies here or is permanently disabled, 'kay?

If there's enough interest I'll set up an OOC so we can natter away and its likely that we won't use many images because I've tried looking for "comedy tentacle monster" and the pickings are very thin. I'll need to vet any pics people do find in case they don't have the right mood. I think artwork is the way to go for human face claims as the aliens will all obviously be using artwork.

I'll think up a post layout pro-forma in a bit but I think that's enough spiel for now.

EDIT: 19th May, we have an OOC thread. Everyone who has been suckered into logging interest here is welcome to slide on over there.

[Aiden]

Planting my flag and hopefully future eggs in the hummeys for the advancement of my pending alien species.

[c0i9z]

Definitely interested.

[Avernale]

So would an alien that could (temporarily?) transform someone he just came in fit this RP?  Or would you rather the characters remained the same species they started as?  (These aren't mutually exclusive, but I assume you get what I'm asking)

[Cassivellaunus]

definitely interested

[Haibane]

So would an alien that could (temporarily?) transform someone he just came in fit this RP?  Or would you rather the characters remained the same species they started as?  (These aren't mutually exclusive, but I assume you get what I'm asking)

I think I'd prefer fixed shape and anatomy, or extensible anatomy at the most.

There could be scope for powers as long as these are not OP and don't include mind control.

[Captain Whitebread]

Can’t imagine why I would want to play this character in this RP. Nope can’t see a reason at all.

[Haibane]

He looks like a hands on kind of guy. If you can play him for laughs, sure, he's fine.

[Captain Whitebread]

He works as a dishwasher. “How fast do you expect me to work?  I only have eight hands!

Or he works in IT and thinks of computers as female. “Have you tried turning her off and turning her back on again?”

Might name him Hans. I’ll figure something out.

Be warned, if you want him played for laughs, I have a very bent sense of humour, love puns and adore Dad jokes….

[Kimera]

Guess the image I provided can both serve for my alien and the human I'll be playing.

Hope everyone else brings a cute human to the table as well ^^

[JoanieSappho]

I heard tentacles, then eggs, and now I'm very, very interested.

So, a prim, ladylike and very proper young lady.
Unless tentacles are involved, then she's an absolutely degenerate slut for them.

As for the tentacles, leaning either towards the big blob that pulls people into it's moist hole for tentacling, or something very very long that wraps entirely around someone and deploys tentacles from very very small to satisfyingly large on every inch and open hole. Vore tentacle or bondage, essentially. (No swallowing for the vore one, ofc)

[Captain Whitebread]

<waves at Joanie>

Hi stranger. It’s been a while.

I think I’ll call octobuddy ‘Cal’. It’s short for Calamari. Somebody called him that, intending to be an insult but he liked the sound of it. 

Now I just need to come up with a human that has a thing for hentai.

[Kimera]

(H)Andy could also work

[Haibane]

It seems we have some interest so everyone who has posted as wanting to be involved you are all very welcome to head on over to the OOC thread and we'll start to probe into some details.