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Offline Tachi

Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #50 on: June 20, 2009, 12:54:25 AM »
You failed as a stripper because you kept stabbing whoever tried to touch you with Masamune.

Offline Avis habilis

Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #51 on: June 22, 2009, 12:11:40 PM »
Tachi failed as a stripper because what with his arms buckled behind his back, he couldn't undo his pants.

Offline Greg MD

Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #52 on: June 22, 2009, 03:55:26 PM »
Avis failed as a stripper because the rent on the club couldn't be paid in fruit, insects, and nuts, the currency that his feathered fans offered for his performance.

Offline Lady Annabelle

Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #53 on: June 22, 2009, 04:46:03 PM »
Greg failed as a stripper because one night, got lower than the normal amount, so burnt down the strip club in a fit of rage with the help of lady demons.

Offline Greg MD

Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #54 on: June 22, 2009, 04:54:45 PM »
Lady Annabelle failed as a stripper because.....because uh...I suppose the only explanation was that her beauty was unmatched by any woman in the land and they all rioted to have her fired and her weenie boss caved into the pressure and wrongfully fired her gorgeous ass!

Offline Tevan

Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #55 on: June 22, 2009, 10:32:38 PM »
Greg failed as a stripper because come on no one really likes a kiss ass :)

Offline Black Shuck

Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #56 on: June 30, 2009, 05:51:36 AM »
 ...and Tevan failed as a stripper when his Mom dragged him outta the club by his ear yelling:

"You were always such a nice boy, where did your father and me go wrong!"

*[Black Shuck]: adjusts the collar of his hobbo coat with a smug smile of self-satisfaction.*

Offline Lady Annabelle

Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #57 on: July 07, 2009, 03:24:46 PM »
Black Shuck failed as a stripper because the owners wanted to protect his own safety.  The price of ivory from a bear is so high that they feared that poachers would hunt him every night.

Offline Greg MD

Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #58 on: July 08, 2009, 01:49:38 AM »
She failed as a stripper because it was finally decided that she was far too much of a prick tease, appearing much more modest than any stripper should be.

Offline Prefect Mos

Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #59 on: July 08, 2009, 02:55:29 AM »
Failed as a stripper cause he was too busy paying customers to let him do that again.

Offline ShrowdedPoet

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Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #60 on: July 08, 2009, 10:23:04 AM »
Failed as a stripper cause they couldn't keep their clothes off

Offline Lady Annabelle

Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #61 on: July 13, 2009, 04:36:01 PM »
ShrowdedPoet failed as a stripper because she was kidnapped by pirates never to be seen from again because she chose to be kidnapped.

She failed as a stripper because it was finally decided that she was far too much of a prick tease, appearing much more modest than any stripper should be.

TRUTH!