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Offline WhiteAngel

Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #25 on: May 07, 2009, 08:22:34 AM »
Avis failed as a stripper because a cat came in and scared him off the stage

Offline Christa

Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #26 on: May 07, 2009, 10:03:28 AM »
WhiteAngel failed as a stripper because the darn sash around her boobs wouldn't budge.

Offline Little Miss Lucy

Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #27 on: May 07, 2009, 10:02:08 PM »
You failed as a stripper because your partner dropped you and stripping in a full leg cast just ins't sexy

Offline Mistress Maro

Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #28 on: May 07, 2009, 10:06:16 PM »
You fail as a stripper because..... -looks around to see what you look like.- Well because no one can see you. =/

Offline Little Miss Lucy

Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #29 on: May 07, 2009, 10:21:22 PM »
Sorry being unaproved buts a hinderance on things.
You failed as a stripper because in modern days whipping people is not socially acceptable.

Offline Mistress Maro

Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #30 on: May 07, 2009, 10:30:30 PM »
Heh all depends on how you are whipping them. =P

You fail as a stripper because you are invisible.

Offline shadowbane

Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #31 on: May 08, 2009, 10:12:04 PM »
You failed as a stripper because you forgot about 'da money.

Offline Rhapsody

Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #32 on: May 09, 2009, 02:28:49 AM »
You failed as a stripper because you're Hannibal King.

Offline Saku

Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #33 on: May 09, 2009, 05:44:01 PM »
You failed as a stripper because those wings covered your entire body!

How could we fail as strippers, really? I mean look, we're FBI and I've come to hug! ^^ Not to mention we're incredibly hot and good looking, who here would NOT want to see us strip off our clothing? xD

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Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #34 on: May 10, 2009, 06:24:09 AM »
You failed as a stripper because you kept hugging the customers for free, and they were too bedazzled to keep ordering drinks so the boss fired you.

You'd probably have better luck on the streets, though!

Offline Rhapsody

Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #35 on: May 10, 2009, 06:36:27 AM »
You failed as a stripper because you kept stealing your clients' cigarettes.

Offline Little Miss Lucy

Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #36 on: May 10, 2009, 01:49:01 PM »
You failed as a stripper because the shiny thing from your hind end is kinda creepy

Offline LadySky

Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #37 on: May 10, 2009, 02:01:27 PM »
The blinking caused several in the audience to go into convulsions, not good for tips!

Offline Little Miss Lucy

Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #38 on: May 10, 2009, 02:07:56 PM »
(darn those epeleptics)
Sorry but not that many people are into the 'let's wait and see how long it takes her to burn herself and go to the ER" gig.

Offline Saku

Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #39 on: May 11, 2009, 07:19:46 AM »
You failed as a stripper because the clients found out you were underage and fired you! Poor thing. *shakes head and pets*

Offline Rhapsody

Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #40 on: May 11, 2009, 08:05:10 AM »
You failed as a stripper because everyone assumed you were gay.

Offline WhiteAngel

Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #41 on: May 11, 2009, 10:27:57 AM »
You failed as a stripper because at your last show, your shirt got caught on your arm bracers and you couldn't get it off.

Offline Saku

Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #42 on: May 11, 2009, 05:49:49 PM »
You failed as a stripper because you teased the audience too much and never stripped off your clothing!

Offline Mistress Maro

Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #43 on: May 12, 2009, 08:48:39 PM »
You failed as a stripper because all you do is flash the audience a smile.. and your not even naked when you do it. It is just like. Here, gone, Here, gone.

Offline Saku

Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #44 on: May 12, 2009, 09:14:24 PM »
You failed as a stripper because all you do is tease the audience with your exposed leg but never go all the way! Naughty!

Offline Isabella Vaasco

Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #45 on: May 13, 2009, 12:41:12 PM »
Failed as a stripper because you kept going all the way and not splitting the tips with everyone else.

Offline shadowbane

Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #46 on: May 13, 2009, 04:31:43 PM »
you failed as a stripper because everyone leaves when they realize you only have half a face

Offline Isabella Vaasco

Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #47 on: May 13, 2009, 04:36:51 PM »
Your stripping career was over the moment you walked into the club wearing a shirt that read..

I STRIP FOR NO ONE!
so the shirt stays.

Offline Mistress Maro

Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #48 on: May 13, 2009, 07:12:06 PM »
You failed as a stripper because even though the vampire type look is sexy and all... not everyone wants you to try and suck their blood.

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Re: Failed Stripper!
« Reply #49 on: June 20, 2009, 12:38:29 AM »
you have been fired due to the incident last week involvoing a customer being blinded during your whip act..... please clean out your locker and go peacefully....