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Offline Ryieahna

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Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #25 on: May 04, 2009, 03:33:14 PM »
MH:  Choking to death on a lifesaver.

ME:  Somebody sets you on fire, puts the fire out with sugar water, and ties you naked to a tree in the middle of a swamp in the summertime with a big net with a small hole in it pitched around the tree so the sounds of the mosquitoes coming to eat your flesh gets to you before they do.

Offline Dreamer

Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #26 on: June 01, 2009, 10:59:02 PM »
This one would be more MH for guys, than girls.
MH: Tied naked to a tree and attacked by five hungry squirrels.

Offline kitten

Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #27 on: June 02, 2009, 08:46:48 AM »
MH: choking to death on an ice cube..... which I almost did *shuffles feet  :-[*

Offline ShamshielDF

Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #28 on: June 02, 2009, 03:41:20 PM »
MH:  Running out of the switch room as the fire suppression system kicks on, only tripping and skidding on the tile you had just pulled up, and being unable to reach the disable trigger before the Halon system goes off.  (And you wonder why I don't want to work in the back section of the server room?)

MH:  Forgetting that the printer is plugged in when you go to work on it, accidentally touching the charging wires, cutting yourself on them and shorting a few thousand volts to ground, through your heart.

MH:  Spraying "Ozone safe" compressed air into a computer that you know is turned off, unplugged and well away from an outlet, only to discover that it has a faulty capacitor that arcs as the ozone-safe-but-terribly-flammable gas blows through it, sending up a fireball in your face.  (I only lost some eyebrows to that)

MH/ME:  Finding a magnetic monopole and creating a new universe in the lab, only to find that it doesn't self deteriorate into its own pocket universe through a micro black hole, but succeeds in creating a new big bang in your house.

MH/ME:  Discovering the secret to a lower energy state and successfully ending the whole universe.

ME:  I believe it was said best by a friend:  Death by sexual exhaustion.

ME:  Standing inside the LHC during a firing sequence (assuming the near perfect vacuum and near absolute zero temperature didn't kill you first).  Apparently there was a Russian who stuck his head inside the beam path of a collider in Russia who, aside from a host of medical problems (cancers, blindness, brain damage, etc), one side of his face has stopped aging.

Offline Tachi

Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #29 on: June 15, 2009, 03:22:44 PM »
MH: Being eaten by an angry mob of ferrets. (I have three. They would so eat someone if given the option.)

ME: Death by chocolate.
« Last Edit: June 20, 2009, 11:32:21 PM by Tachi »

Offline Soran

Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #30 on: June 21, 2009, 04:59:53 PM »
MH Being shot by Dick Cheney on a hunt.....oops!  ;D

Offline Lady Annabelle

Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #31 on: June 22, 2009, 09:42:11 AM »
Most Humiliating - Being so old & weak that somebody lays a sponge on your head while in the tub and the weight sinks you underneath the water and you drown.  ((Mr. Burns reference... XD ))

Most Epically Awesome Way To Die - Being tied to a bed, fondled by any number of people and die of starvation/exhaustion.  ((We'll go with Sloth from "Seven" for that one...))

Offline Soran

Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #32 on: June 22, 2009, 09:49:25 AM »
ME - Suffocation by boobies...lot and lots......  ;D

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Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #33 on: September 04, 2009, 06:44:12 AM »
MH: On a date with the love of your life, after he tells you he is in love with your best friend, and then you choke on a chicken bone.

ME: I'm sorry son she died of a complete sensory overload, every sensation in her body was brought to life at once. (It could happen)

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Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #34 on: September 04, 2009, 10:23:30 PM »
MH: A chihuahua eats your face after you ate a burrito.

ME: Taking out the alien mothership with your aircraft like the dude from Independence Day "Hello, boys! I'm baaaack..."

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Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #35 on: September 05, 2009, 01:21:56 AM »
MH:  Dies from overindulgence in Diet Coke... (Coroner Pries Two Liter From Dead Woman's Hands)

ME:  Skydiving on 40th B-Day, parachute doesn't open...don don donnnnnnnn.

Offline PaleEnchantress

Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #36 on: September 14, 2009, 02:58:38 AM »
MH: Having your home demolished on top of you by  drunk redneck who just couldn't wait to sober up before operating the wrecking ball.

ME: After she had psychically enslaved nearly half the worlds population her mind acvieves nirvana without the rest of her. The non enslaved half of the worlds population later kills themselves in despair for never knowing the pleasure of mindless obedience in her name.

Offline Lady Haven

Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #37 on: September 18, 2009, 08:11:47 PM »

MH: realizing your bathing top has come loose and you drown trying to fix it..

ME: I'm going to go with my favorite, being made love to until I want to die..

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Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #38 on: September 18, 2009, 08:54:07 PM »
MH: asphixiated when having a moti - this causes a lot of casualties in Japan, I heard.

MEA: trying to prevent a criminal from doing something evil against a defenseless child.

Offline ruaprnstr

Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #39 on: September 25, 2009, 04:11:30 PM »
MH: When taking a bathroom break and pushing too hard

ME: Being sang to sleep by a chior of angels while making love to my beautiful wife...

Offline Zorak

Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #40 on: October 04, 2009, 08:49:05 PM »
Ok... this is   **TRUE**    (it's happening right now to the uncle of a co-worker... and he's not expected to live more than another week)

Gangrene ... of the penis...

oowwwww.... this hurts just thinking of it...