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Ways to Die
« on: April 20, 2009, 09:23:15 AM »
 So I want to know what you would consider to be the Most Humiliating way to die or the Most Epically Awesome way to die. Put one way, put both ways, doesn't matter.

Examples:

Most Humiliating Way to Die (MH): Being beaten to death with a giant purple dildo.

Most Epically Awesome Way to Die (MEA): Crash landing into a building with the entire Taliban, including Osama Bin Laden, in it, blaring "Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue" by Toby Keith.


Offline Duncan

Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2009, 09:30:05 AM »
Hmm good one.

Bending over in a subway to pick up a penny only to have your head knocked off by a train that was blowing the horn.

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Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2009, 09:32:48 AM »
Probably falls under both: Hitting an iceberg in the middle of the Bahamas.

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2009, 09:39:35 AM »
I like the way you think.

MEA: Choking to death on the ripped out pieces of Kim Jong Il's throat.

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2009, 09:53:51 AM »
Slightly inspired by "Falling Down".

Park a car with a blowup-doll on the beach, in such a way as only to reveal a bit of 'her' hair. Call the cops, claim to have taken a hostage, demand a billion dollars. Wait for the circus to arrive, with your guns aimed at the doll's head. When enough armed cops have come into position, charge the blueboys head on while firing at them with your toy guns. See how many hits you can register before it's over.

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Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2009, 09:58:41 AM »
MH:  Having your brains liquefied by being forced to listen to 'Jingle Cats' through headphones at jet-engine decibel levels.

Also MH:  Being papercut to death while being subdued by blows to the head from a Nerf bat.

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2009, 09:59:06 AM »
MEA: Going down the Niagara Falls in a nuclear waste barrel while waving a couple of flyswatters.

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2009, 10:03:24 AM »
MH: Dying from acute fyr allergia, whose source is the gerbil you just put in your ass....

Offline Duncan

Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2009, 10:04:51 AM »
*Laughs wipping a tear from his eye.*  Clapping nice one Cap.

Killed while working at a zoo by a fruite bat.

Offline saturnschild

Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2009, 10:06:03 AM »
Crossing the street when I see the don't walk hand and getting hit by the a car.


Getting hit by a car in the process of shielding a child that have ran out in the street.

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2009, 10:10:05 AM »
Slipping in a pool of blood, then falling and hurting your neck badly and so take a week to die in your basement under horrible pains, with only the company of the dead abortion and neck surgeon you had just disemboweled before falling.

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2009, 10:10:42 AM »
MH: Choking to death on a pretzel

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2009, 10:15:09 AM »
MH: attempting to rob what was a bank on your last visit, without noticing that it has since then become an indoor NRA shooting range.

Offline Duncan

Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2009, 10:16:32 AM »
Oints to Cap's last post and dies laughing.

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Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2009, 10:17:09 AM »
MH: Drowning from a swig of bottled water while swimming in the middle of a lake.

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2009, 10:28:18 AM »
MH: Discovering too late that you are wildly allergic to the metal in your new cockring.

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2009, 10:32:32 AM »
MH: Attempt erotic self-asphyxiation while masturbating, manage to cum, then fail to loosen the noose fast enough because the hands are too slippery...

Offline Duncan

Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2009, 10:33:21 AM »
Being stupid enough to bring a table saw into a love making session.

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2009, 10:37:20 AM »
MH: Being found dead on the closet with a half eaten peanut and jelly sandwhich.

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Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2009, 10:40:56 AM »
MEA: Dying from a brain aneurysm while eating the best creme brulee of your life after a three hour intensive session with five Abercrombie and Fitch models. (or Victoria's Secret if you're go for the ladies)

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2009, 05:10:46 PM »
Be mortally hit by a beer truck after finally shaking off alcoholism.

Offline tesseractive

Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2009, 05:19:58 PM »
MH: suffer a brain aneurism from a blow sustained in a pillow fight.

Offline Lavaske

Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #22 on: May 03, 2009, 08:15:49 PM »
Most Humiliating:  Fail to shield the wiring in your sex android's vagina properly.

Most Epic: Death by Nun.

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2009, 09:05:51 AM »
Most Epic: die from the wounds after successfully defeating a martian with my bare hands.

Offline Milanthe

Re: Ways to Die
« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2009, 10:50:22 AM »
MH:  Finding out in the bathtub that the voltage your EE batteries in your favorite 'waterproof' vibrator CAN knock you out cold, and cause you to drown in your own bathwater.

ME:  You find a lamp with an evil genie, who grants wishes but asks a price in return.  In exchange for your life, he grants world peace/your sick mother well/your dead spouse/child alive.  Only you never get to see it. 

Hm...  *Starts cooking up an RP idea*