Guilty or not guilty

[DarkWorld0BrightHope]

Well, not off guard so much as amused...
I was expecting to be amused but... well, stuff went a bit more amusing than believed it would be in the midst of consuming hot cocoa.
Painful experience... as I also spilt my hot cocoa into my lap.


Of taking a small candy from the store, either thinking no one would notice or didn't much think upon the consequences.

[Sybl]

Guilty I was 5 yrs old. The punish was worse than the crime.

Ever watch someone struggle with groceries and laugh when their bags fell to the ground?

[LustfulLord2011]

Not guilty.

Ever bought ticket to a big event and then get so distracted you forget to go?

[Anesa]

Not guilty...



Where you ever intimate with someone who was not emotionally available?  (Someone married or already in a relationship with someone else?)

[LustfulLord2011]

Guilty and already sentenced on that one.

Have you ever lied to yourself about your motives for being with someone?

[Belle33]

Not guilty.

Have you ever dreamt you were falling?

[Anesa]

Guilty... very scary dream (or should I say "nightmare"?) 



Have you ever sat in the back seat of a police car?   ;P

[LustfulLord2011]

More than a few times... only ever for public services that just happen to be crimes, however, like beating the shit out of four separate attempted rapists on three different occasions.

Ever been on the hood of a police car? *grins*

[Anesa]

;P  Not guilty....  (Have you?)   ;P



Have you taken some "pointers" from watching porn and tried them out on your SO?

[LustfulLord2011]

All the time, actually. I am constantly looking for new positions/toys/acts/locations. Of course, I keep a mind to realism when I do these things, and safety. (Yes, I have. Another story for another time)

Same question.

[DarkWorld0BrightHope]

Ne'er. I have however made use of what I learned from erotica... in other forms of written erotica entertainment. Porn always seemed... unreal to me. Not withstanding the acknowledgment things often worked differently in real life than on the screen(or my head for that matte).



Ever have angry sex?

[LustfulLord2011]

Not genuinely, but my current lover once pulled a fun stunt where she teased me all through the night, and at the end of the night made it clear that if I wanted her, I was going to have to take her. We wrestled for a long while, and she fought me for a good long while... I picked up a few good knocks, and eventually, simply ripped her clothes off of her and took her right there on the floor of her closet (don't ask how we got in there). One of the hottest experiences of my life.

Ever catch yourself humming a song you'd rather get ear-raped than listen to?

[Stone]

Yes!

Ever hummed it for three fricking weeks straight?

[Anesa]

Not guilty....*mutters "amateurs"*  ;P



Ever met someone who was as bratty as the day is long?  *whistles*

[Stone]

No, but if I did she'd stay a while in the basement.

With the dustbunnies.

Ever liked dustbunnies? 

[Anesa]

Uh...not guilty?  *forced smile*



Have you ever tied up someone's breast or had your own tied?   

[DarkWorld0BrightHope]

Dear sir, I am a butler, the only dustbunnies I like are the ones I've already swept up.


Crashed the very first car you drove?

[Stone]

I don't have breasts, and I am impeccable when it comes to cars.

The next person thinks I clearly avoided Camille's real question.

[Anesa]

I think you should avoid me all together!   So ;P



Next person won't be Stone!   LOL!!!

[Stone]

Oh fine. *moves to a quieter part of town*

The next person already lives there.

[DarkWorld0BrightHope]

I live out in the countryside, not in town, so no, I do not live in that queiter part of town, I do apologize.


Can't decide what to eat, despite only having one thing to eat in the cubbard.

[Sybl]

I live out in the countryside, not in town, so no, I do not live in that queiter part of town, I do apologize.


Can't decide what to eat, despite only having one thing to eat in the cubbard.

You are guilty of not guessing my guilt or lack of.

Ever been caught red handed?

[Stone]

Yes, and curiously enough, I had my hands reddened as a result.

Ever had to suffer a slap happy first grade teacher?

[Belle33]

Nope, teachers liked me.

Is your favorite season Fall?

[Stone]

Only if it rains a lot.

Is your favorite color warm?