Guilty or not guilty

[MzNurse]

Always guilty.  That's why women carry purses, right?


Ever made out in the movie theater?

[Greg MD]

Guilty

Ever got things started during the previews, only to have your date tease you by telling you to stop and watch the movie when it started? (major annoying!)

[MzNurse]

*giggles* very very guilty...as the date that made him stop...

ever called a wrong number and kept talking because he/she sounded sexy?

[Greg MD]

Not guilty

Ever been mistaken for the opposite sex over the phone? (ie, been called ma'am when you're a sir, or sir when you're a ma'am)

[Tachi]

Not guilty.

Ever had someone ask you if you were a transsexual? (Happened to my friend recently!)

[MzNurse]

not guilty

ever had someone mistake you for a hooker?

[The Golden Touch]

Not Guilty

Ever had someone think you are old enough to be a mother (or the opposite)?

[Greg MD]

Guilty. Since I was 12 I've always looked older than I was, and my step mother has always looked far younger than she is. We've more than once been mistaken for being a couple, and my half sister has been mistaken for our child. Weird.


Have you ever been wrongfully accused of cheating?

[Black Shuck]

Never Wrongfully.

On a related note; have you ever engaged in a running gun-battle that started when someone called you a cheater during a "friendly" poker match, and escalated by absurd leaps and bounds?

[mkkdreams]

Not guilty

Have you ever been at a party and double dipped chips/crackers in the dip?

[leelan]

Guilty but i haven't in years lol.

Ever eaten something at someone's house but found out later it wasn't supposed to be eaten so you lied saying you didn't?

[PaleEnchantress]

Guilty and usually it's my own house.

When people mention that they are "chopping nuts" do you always envision some really heavy SnM scene?

[Greg MD]

Not guilty


Do you laugh out loud everytime the ShamWow infomercial guy talks about that chopping device and says "Check this out, you're gonna love my nuts"? It gets me every time...

[PaleEnchantress]

Guilty. It was even what made me think of the former.

have you ever turned a school report in on scented stationary paper?

[Tachi]

Not guilty.

Have you ever been the one to personally scent that paper?

[BaronS]

Not guilty

Ever had a crush on a teacher.....and told them?

[Lilias]

Not guilty, on either count (I did have crushes on a couple of students, though, during my teaching years... )

Ever got a crush on a teacher bad enough for non-friends to notice?

[Black Shuck]

Not Guilty

Ever "crushed into" (hehe) a teachers car and wished that non-friends hadn't noticed?

[PaleEnchantress]

Partly guilty (i wasn't the driver thank goddess)

ever told that woman in the store with those horribly loud and misbehaving children to "shut those brats up now" or something similar?

[MzNurse]

Not guilty

Ever watched somebody drop money and them not notice, and kept the money instead of returning it?

[TheVillain]

Not guilty, actually. I know, surprises me too.

Ever get bit by a 3 year old in a supermarket so hard that it drew blood, so you pretended to be HIV+ to teach the brat and their parents a lesson? (This I have done.)

[Greg MD]

Not guilty, actually. I know, surprises me too.

Ever get bit by a 3 year old in a supermarket so hard that it drew blood, so you pretended to be HIV+ to teach the brat and their parents a lesson? (This I have done.)

Dude! You friggin rock!


Ever had a young kid randomly cry when they were near you, and the parents accuse you of doing something to provoke the kid?

[Keala Mensha Khaine]

Not guilty

"There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court. A plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty." ~ Inquisitor Lord Karamazov


Ever plead not guilty when you were actually guilty? :)

[LittleNekodemon]

not gulty

ever like  your  bf's best friend more than  the guy you where dating?

[PaleEnchantress]

Guilty

Ever liked your boyfriend more then the guy you were dating?