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Offline MzNurse

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #800 on: July 01, 2009, 07:21:15 AM »
Always guilty.  That's why women carry purses, right?


Ever made out in the movie theater?

Offline Greg MD

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #801 on: July 01, 2009, 01:22:35 PM »
Guilty

Ever got things started during the previews, only to have your date tease you by telling you to stop and watch the movie when it started? (major annoying!)

Offline MzNurse

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #802 on: July 01, 2009, 06:39:39 PM »
*giggles* very very guilty...as the date that made him stop...

ever called a wrong number and kept talking because he/she sounded sexy?

Offline Greg MD

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #803 on: July 01, 2009, 07:14:28 PM »
Not guilty

Ever been mistaken for the opposite sex over the phone? (ie, been called ma'am when you're a sir, or sir when you're a ma'am)

Offline Tachi

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #804 on: July 01, 2009, 09:10:58 PM »
Not guilty.

Ever had someone ask you if you were a transsexual? (Happened to my friend recently!)

Offline MzNurse

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #805 on: July 01, 2009, 09:12:56 PM »
not guilty

ever had someone mistake you for a hooker?

Offline The Golden Touch

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #806 on: July 02, 2009, 01:50:11 AM »
Not Guilty

Ever had someone think you are old enough to be a mother (or the opposite)?

Offline Greg MD

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #807 on: July 02, 2009, 04:48:07 AM »
Guilty. Since I was 12 I've always looked older than I was, and my step mother has always looked far younger than she is. We've more than once been mistaken for being a couple, and my half sister has been mistaken for our child. Weird.


Have you ever been wrongfully accused of cheating?

Offline Black Shuck

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #808 on: July 02, 2009, 05:16:34 AM »
Never Wrongfully.

On a related note; have you ever engaged in a running gun-battle that started when someone called you a cheater during a "friendly" poker match, and escalated by absurd leaps and bounds?

Offline mkkdreams

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #809 on: July 02, 2009, 06:07:40 AM »
Not guilty

Have you ever been at a party and double dipped chips/crackers in the dip?

Offline leelan

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #810 on: July 02, 2009, 10:08:41 AM »
Guilty but i haven't in years lol.

Ever eaten something at someone's house but found out later it wasn't supposed to be eaten so you lied saying you didn't?

Online PaleEnchantress

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #811 on: July 02, 2009, 02:46:45 PM »
Guilty and usually it's my own house.

When people mention that they are "chopping nuts" do you always envision some really heavy SnM scene?

Offline Greg MD

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #812 on: July 02, 2009, 05:09:03 PM »
Not guilty


Do you laugh out loud everytime the ShamWow infomercial guy talks about that chopping device and says "Check this out, you're gonna love my nuts"? It gets me every time...

Online PaleEnchantress

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #813 on: July 02, 2009, 07:21:27 PM »
Guilty. It was even what made me think of the former.

have you ever turned a school report in on scented stationary paper?




Offline Tachi

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #814 on: July 02, 2009, 10:08:03 PM »
Not guilty.

Have you ever been the one to personally scent that paper?

Offline BaronS

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #815 on: July 03, 2009, 05:59:11 AM »
Not guilty

Ever had a crush on a teacher.....and told them?

Online Lilias

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #816 on: July 03, 2009, 06:18:50 AM »
Not guilty, on either count (I did have crushes on a couple of students, though, during my teaching years... :-[)

Ever got a crush on a teacher bad enough for non-friends to notice?

Offline Black Shuck

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #817 on: July 03, 2009, 06:53:45 AM »
Not Guilty

Ever "crushed into" (hehe) a teachers car and wished that non-friends hadn't noticed?

Online PaleEnchantress

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #818 on: July 03, 2009, 12:04:13 PM »
Partly guilty (i wasn't the driver thank goddess)

ever told that woman in the store with those horribly loud and misbehaving children to "shut those brats up now" or something similar?

Offline MzNurse

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #819 on: July 03, 2009, 12:43:58 PM »
Not guilty

Ever watched somebody drop money and them not notice, and kept the money instead of returning it?

Online TheVillain

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #820 on: July 03, 2009, 12:47:49 PM »
Not guilty, actually. I know, surprises me too.

Ever get bit by a 3 year old in a supermarket so hard that it drew blood, so you pretended to be HIV+ to teach the brat and their parents a lesson? (This I have done.)

Offline Greg MD

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #821 on: July 03, 2009, 12:53:37 PM »
Not guilty, actually. I know, surprises me too.

Ever get bit by a 3 year old in a supermarket so hard that it drew blood, so you pretended to be HIV+ to teach the brat and their parents a lesson? (This I have done.)

Dude! You friggin rock!


Ever had a young kid randomly cry when they were near you, and the parents accuse you of doing something to provoke the kid?

Offline Keala Mensha Khaine

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #822 on: July 03, 2009, 02:22:40 PM »
Not guilty

"There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court. A plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty." ~ Inquisitor Lord Karamazov


Ever plead not guilty when you were actually guilty? :)

Offline LittleNekodemon

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #823 on: July 03, 2009, 03:06:37 PM »
not gulty

ever like  your  bf's best friend more than  the guy you where dating?

Online PaleEnchantress

Re: Guilty or not guilty
« Reply #824 on: July 03, 2009, 04:29:20 PM »
Guilty

Ever liked your boyfriend more then the guy you were dating?