Guilty or not guilty

Started by stormkitten, April 19, 2009, 05:59:03 PM

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BaronS

Not guilty...so either all my partners have been creative or I just hadnt thought about buying the Kama Sutra. You decide.


Ever dated someone totally batshit insane just because the sex was THAT good?

Gone Walkabout. 

Will return.

Lilias

Not guilty. WTFness doesn't feature among my turn-ons.

Have you ever dumped someone just so they wouldn't dump you first?
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To know the dark, go dark. Go without sight,
and find that the dark, too, blooms and sings,
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Skye

Guilty

Ever struck up a conversation with a vague acquaintance (not a friend), just to cut in line?   
   
         

Dreamweaver

Not guilty.

Ever have someone start up a conversation with you that you can't remember from Adam, and you smile and converse back simply because you don't want to look foolish by asking who the hell they are?

Avis habilis

Guilty.

Ever had a phone conversation you were only half paying attention to because you were chatting online at the same time?

Lilias

Guilty. Repeatedly.

Ever dialled the wrong number and stayed on the line anyway because the other person sounded cute?
To go in the dark with a light is to know the light.
To know the dark, go dark. Go without sight,
and find that the dark, too, blooms and sings,
and is traveled by dark feet and dark wings.
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Greg MD

Not guilty

Ever read something here on E that you wish you hadn't, or gotten involved with an RP that you wish you hadn't, because it gave you mental images you could've done without?

Skye

Not guilty

Every thought you had a dirty mind, but found out it was 'vanilla flavored' after all?
   
         

kitten

Not guilty  ;D

Ever said "lol" rather than acutally laughing?
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Shiri

not guilty
Ever screamed in a theater?

Neferus Andolini

Not guilty.

Ever cried in a theater .. to a movie you're not supposed to cry to?

minkflavoredcheese

Guilty. "Zack and Miri Make A Porno" and "Pineapple Express" were just that funny.

Ever read the Kama Sutra, just because it was there?

BaronS

Guilty...was bored one day after researching in a library for hours so decided to pick something totally random to look at for a while.

Ever called an adult phone line?
Gone Walkabout. 

Will return.

Avis habilis

Guilty. I plead adolescence.

Ever dialled 911 by mistake?

Silk

Not guilty, I dont think 911 works in the uk

Do you materbate every night?

Neferus Andolini

Umm.. not EVERY night.. >_>;

Have you ever tried/succeeded at secretly masturbating while someone was in the room?

Parfait

...Guilty :-[

Have you ever had sex with someone else in the house/room?

Paradox

Guilty, a few times.

In the house, there was a Catholic priest dining downstairs. That one still cracks us up.

In the room at a party...most of them were passed out, but they could have simply been lying in a stupor and watching without realizing it.

Have you ever watched someone else have sex-- with or without their consent/knowledge? (and I don't mean pre-recorded pornography)


"More than ever, the creation of the ridiculous is almost impossible because of the competition it receives from reality."-Robert A. Baker

Lithos

#468
Guilty, altough people were watching me too, me and friend were in same tent and both got company for the night, was at rock festival but I will not tell which one and when :p

Have you ever feared that you like things that your s/o would not like sexually, and been too embarrassed to ask?
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Dreamweaver

Guilty.


Have you ever found out about something sexual wanted by your SO that was so freakish it even squicked you out?

BaronS

...guilty.  But then again Im pretty vanilla - Im sure a lot of you could put up with a lot worse than me.


OK - Ever had your SO use a name or phrase with someone else thats made you go "But thats what you say to ME!"
Gone Walkabout. 

Will return.

Paradox

Guilty; she'll use a few of the nicknames on her pets  ::)

Have you ever accidentally called someone else by the names you call your SO?


"More than ever, the creation of the ridiculous is almost impossible because of the competition it receives from reality."-Robert A. Baker

Avis habilis

Not guilty.

Ever had your SO innocently call you by a nickname that you couldn't stand, but said nothing about it because you didn't want to hurt the other party's feelings?

Mathim

Guilty.

My GF calls me 'baby' whenever she says bye on the phone, I hate that, I'm supposed to be the one calling HER that.

Ever get half-way into trying to tell your SO that you want to try something freaky and then chicken out/change your mind (regardless of what happened next)?
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Merlyn

Not Guilty.  My last probably wouldn't have let me chicken out anyway, if she liked the idea.

Ever lie to your S/O about the amount of enjoyment you got out of sex with said S/O.
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