Father Taint scowls at Camille as he fondles his crucifix in a most lustful way. "Blasphemy my pegged ass. The bible is all about man copulating with animals and eventually settling for a woman, hookers, gay sex,cross dressing and group sex. Its writers were clearly fascinated with these things and there is nothing wrong with any of these things. The real crime is in the holier than thou few who tried to demonize them. Why do you think the priesthood is an all-boys club? Why do you think chuches are littered with tall fallices.. I mean candles. Why do you think... Eh.. You get my point. Follow me... Party's this way.. In the meantime, you're banned just because I say so."