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Offline Tachi

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #50 on: July 03, 2009, 03:56:46 PM »
You are banned for eating the other members. (Not in a good way.)

Offline PaleEnchantress

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #51 on: July 03, 2009, 04:26:55 PM »
You were going to be banned for not eating other members. However what your mouth does to other members totally makes up for it sooo....

You are banned for having as much time on your hands as I do!

Offline Lady Annabelle

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #52 on: July 08, 2009, 03:02:23 PM »
I am sorry, PaleEnchantress, but we are going to have to ban you.  The problem is that you keep killing our members and turning them into your vassals.  Our community is dwindling while your army is growing.

Seriously, we actually fear you and if you promise not to attack us, we will give you a couple of members as a peace offering.

Offline Kazyth

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Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #53 on: July 08, 2009, 05:29:23 PM »
Lady Annabelle, I'm afraid that you are going go have to be banned for having an avatar that looks rather too much like copyrighted Disney Material.

I mean it.  The Mouse is going to come here and break all of our legs if we don't get rid of you...

Offline Keith

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #54 on: July 08, 2009, 06:47:24 PM »
Your banned along with Annabell because Beauty and the Beast is gonna have my mouse after my kneecaps again.

Offline Black Shuck

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #55 on: July 09, 2009, 07:01:45 AM »
"Ah Ha! ...and you're banned for your evil harping about copyright infringement you resident of a very fine Erotic Role-Playing Forum you."

Post-Script: if this makes absolutely no sense and it turns out that I have misstepped my bounds in revealing what, in fact, turns out to be an identity to which you subscribe, then U R Banned for daring to ...ummm....uh, hmmm, ...for, uh, daring to, uh...pick, yeah, that's it, pick your nose. U R banned for the heinous crime of nose-pickery (and don't you dare say that you don't do that sort of thing in any sort of even quasi-innocent tone because we've all seen you at it.)

Offline precious

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #56 on: July 12, 2009, 11:18:55 AM »
You are banned because I say so. 

...And that's all the reason necessary. 

Offline Solaine

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #57 on: July 12, 2009, 11:43:21 AM »
You are banned, Precious, because those lips are much too distracting and makes me think of cherry pies. Not a good thing when one is hungry like I am right now.

Offline Avis habilis

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #58 on: July 13, 2009, 01:15:09 PM »
You're banned for using an endangered reptile as a fashion accessory.

Offline TheLegionary

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Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #59 on: July 13, 2009, 01:42:12 PM »
You're banned for using an endangered bird as your AVI.

Offline precious

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #60 on: July 13, 2009, 02:33:35 PM »
You are banned because banning you violates your little tagline. 

And I'm -really- into violation. 

Offline NekoBoy89

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #61 on: July 13, 2009, 03:11:07 PM »
Your banned because I feel like banning you.  ;D

Offline precious

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #62 on: July 13, 2009, 10:28:36 PM »
Nonono.  YOU are banned.  Because your feelings don't matter here. 

>.>
<.<

Offline Lady Annabelle

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #63 on: July 15, 2009, 01:00:48 PM »
Precious, I am sorry, but I pulled some strings and you are now banned.

See, you are biting your lower lip and well, I love to do that.  I am constantly doing that when writing messages or posts.  I have been doing that a lot longer, so I was able to trademark that reaction.  You are in violation of my trademark, so I am banning you.  Sorry.

.....*Nibbles on her bottom lip.*





See, I can do it, but you can't.   :P

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Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #64 on: July 15, 2009, 02:25:43 PM »
Unfortunately, my dear Lady Annabelle, I find that I must ban you again, this time for trying to trademark something as delightfully sexy as biting your lower lip while concentrating.

It's distracting, to imagine you doing that while answering a PM or a thread, and I just can't work under those conditions, so out you go!

Offline PaleEnchantress

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #65 on: July 22, 2009, 05:50:50 PM »
you are banned for being a furry that has no actual animal equivalent.

Offline Avis habilis

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #66 on: July 23, 2009, 02:28:24 PM »
You're banned for slaying and enslaving your victims. One or the other! No double dipping!

Offline Antone

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #67 on: July 23, 2009, 09:03:35 PM »

 Your banned because I'm crazy with power... *sagely nod*

Offline Gypsy

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #68 on: July 23, 2009, 09:55:24 PM »
You're banned for trying to be sagely while also being crazy with power!

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Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #69 on: July 28, 2009, 04:02:30 PM »
You are banned because you dont know how to avoid air crashes.

Offline the fox without

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #70 on: July 28, 2009, 04:40:10 PM »
you are banned for having devil speak under your avatar

Offline Sweet Innocence

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #71 on: July 28, 2009, 07:36:42 PM »
fox without is banned because his ons and offs don't work or me

Offline DarkAngel

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #72 on: July 28, 2009, 11:16:24 PM »
Your are banned because your too darn cute!!

Offline Misery

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #73 on: July 28, 2009, 11:25:04 PM »
You are banned because being evil is just well........evil.   >:)

Offline Avis habilis

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #74 on: July 29, 2009, 10:03:55 AM »
And you're banned because misery loves company.