You are banned for being a ruthless terrorist with a heart of gold who, through your misadventures teaming up with an unlikely duo of foreign soldiers, learn of your own misgivings and eventually come to see that we are all citizens of the world, regardless of the color of our skin or if we happen to wear funny hats. Myself, I prefer party hats. I like when they're striped and have a pom-pom on the top, but everyone is different, and you know that now. It's just too bad that you found it out too late. As in, after you triggered the detonator. You actually are starting to feel kind of bad about taking Sgt Ray's leg off in the blast, but at least he knows that you guys are BFF's, especially after you helped each other through the desert as a way to overcome adversity and learn more about how varied and unique and special we all are. He'll understand.