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Offline Noelle

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #1250 on: April 17, 2010, 11:49:14 PM »
You are banned for being a ruthless terrorist with a heart of gold who, through your misadventures teaming up with an unlikely duo of foreign soldiers, learn of your own misgivings and eventually come to see that we are all citizens of the world, regardless of the color of our skin or if we happen to wear funny hats. Myself, I prefer party hats. I like when they're striped and have a pom-pom on the top, but everyone is different, and you know that now. It's just too bad that you found it out too late. As in, after you triggered the detonator. You actually are starting to feel kind of bad about taking Sgt Ray's leg off in the blast, but at least he knows that you guys are BFF's, especially after you helped each other through the desert as a way to overcome adversity and learn more about how varied and unique and special we all are. He'll understand.

Offline Jude

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #1251 on: April 17, 2010, 11:50:55 PM »
You are banned for writing the prequel to, "Jenny has two daddies, one of them is terrorist, and the other has one leg."

Offline Noelle

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #1252 on: April 17, 2010, 11:52:24 PM »
You are banned for banning me for banning you because I think you have an inherent bias against terrorists and amputees and I don't appreciate that in the least because I am both.

Wait, what?

Offline Cardwolf

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #1253 on: April 17, 2010, 11:53:05 PM »
Banned because I already shot you with three rockets and you still haven't died...hacks

Offline Noelle

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #1254 on: April 17, 2010, 11:57:16 PM »
Banned for violating the rules of engagement as of April 2010; I have posed no threat, I am not a PID target, you have not gotten permission up the chain of command, and now you shall be dishonorably booted out of the army and slandered all over tabloids as being a clown porn fetishist.

Offline Jude

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #1255 on: April 17, 2010, 11:57:45 PM »
You are banned for not being in the kitchen, pregnant, and barefoot with an upstanding but traditional man's babies (black eye optional).

Offline Cardwolf

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #1256 on: April 17, 2010, 11:58:11 PM »
Banned for just confusing the hell out of me

Offline Jude

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #1257 on: April 17, 2010, 11:58:44 PM »
Banned for being easily confused.

Offline Noelle

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #1258 on: April 17, 2010, 11:59:24 PM »
Banned for...oh shit, I have to get back to the kitchen quick before the Mister sees me D: PLEASE DON'T TELL -- you didn't see me, okay?! I'm making him blueberry pancakes tonight, his favorite...that should take his mind off of...


Oh god, what was that?

Was that the d

Offline Cardwolf

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #1259 on: April 18, 2010, 12:00:06 AM »
Banned for being a submissive

Offline Noelle

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #1260 on: April 18, 2010, 12:03:10 AM »
Banned for failing to see how submissive women are awesome.

Offline Cardwolf

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #1261 on: April 18, 2010, 12:05:32 AM »
Banned for not realizing that mean want a woman they can be rough with and that will return the favor.

Offline Jude

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #1262 on: April 18, 2010, 12:06:02 AM »

Offline Noelle

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #1263 on: April 18, 2010, 12:10:37 AM »

Offline Jude

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #1264 on: April 18, 2010, 12:11:28 AM »
Banned for making up the existence of Chad :(

Offline Noelle

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #1265 on: April 18, 2010, 12:11:55 AM »
Banned for the big black dick in your backpack.

Offline Jude

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #1266 on: April 18, 2010, 12:12:40 AM »
Banned for... you're not going to tell people about this, right?  I have bros at home :( You can't do this!  Wanna... listen to Jack Johnson and talk it out?

Offline Noelle

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #1267 on: April 18, 2010, 12:14:03 AM »
Banned for being WAY TOO STELLAR at ULTIMATE FRISBEE, brah! Hawhahwahawhww :D

Offline Jude

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #1268 on: April 18, 2010, 12:15:27 AM »
Banned for cheating at Air Guitar Hero.

Offline Noelle

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #1269 on: April 18, 2010, 12:18:37 AM »
Banned for


Offline Jude

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #1270 on: April 18, 2010, 12:19:39 AM »
Banned for pretending to play Space Invaders in the bathroom by tearing up shreds of paper and setting them in the toilet bowl.

Offline the taken

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #1271 on: April 18, 2010, 05:18:07 PM »
Banned for simply being the person to post in this thread before me. :P

Offline Cardwolf

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #1272 on: April 18, 2010, 05:31:37 PM »
Banned for looking like a squid

Offline MasterMischief

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #1273 on: April 18, 2010, 06:14:46 PM »
I would ban you, but I am afraid you would start to cry.

Offline Cardwolf

Re: U R Banned!
« Reply #1274 on: April 18, 2010, 07:13:00 PM »
Banned for being a pussy.