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Author Topic: Your Favorite Pick-up Line  (Read 2188 times)

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Offline saturnschild

Re: Your Favorite Pick-up Line
« Reply #25 on: April 09, 2009, 10:46:17 AM »
I have seem to cut my lip, can you kiss it better.

Offline Marguerite

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Re: Your Favorite Pick-up Line
« Reply #26 on: April 09, 2009, 10:47:48 AM »
"I will call the cops if you please don't return my heart for you have stolen it on sight."

Offline Rider of WindTopic starter

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Re: Your Favorite Pick-up Line
« Reply #27 on: April 09, 2009, 10:55:03 AM »
  "Hey lover!" *smooches* "Oh my god, you aren't my gay friend, I'm so sorry!"

Offline Hippie

Re: Your Favorite Pick-up Line
« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2009, 10:04:15 PM »
Am I dead, cuz Angel this must be heaven!

Offline Maci

Re: Your Favorite Pick-up Line
« Reply #29 on: April 12, 2009, 12:32:16 AM »
Is your daddy a thief?

Then who stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes?

(corniest line ever used on me but it got the man a dance)

Offline Corinthi

Re: Your Favorite Pick-up Line
« Reply #30 on: April 12, 2009, 12:41:49 AM »
"Look, I've tried to think up a hundred different lines and every one was lame. Can I buy you a drink?"

Offline UD67

Re: Your Favorite Pick-up Line
« Reply #31 on: April 12, 2009, 03:50:30 AM »
If I had a rose for every time you made me smile, i'd be walking through my garden forever

Offline Duncan

Re: Your Favorite Pick-up Line
« Reply #32 on: April 12, 2009, 10:11:15 AM »
walk up and keep eye contact with the woman.

"I will take you home and F**** you."

I guess this works at bars don't remember.

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Re: Your Favorite Pick-up Line
« Reply #33 on: April 12, 2009, 10:17:17 AM »
Hello baby what's your sign?
(Wait three seconds)
Mine's penis rising.

(Had never failed to at least brake some ice.)

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Re: Your Favorite Pick-up Line
« Reply #34 on: April 12, 2009, 11:24:11 AM »
Those must be moon pants you're wearing because that ass is out of this world.

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Re: Your Favorite Pick-up Line
« Reply #35 on: April 13, 2009, 01:50:58 AM »
Hello baby what's your sign?
(Wait three seconds)
Mine's penis rising.

(Had never failed to at least brake some ice.)

*almost spews drink of water* Hahahahaha.

Can I have your autograph? Are you sure? You really look like (insert sexy actor/actress name) and I just love them.

Offline Satnslillgrl

Re: Your Favorite Pick-up Line
« Reply #36 on: April 13, 2009, 02:42:18 PM »
I'll unlock your achievement.   

(Only works on video game nerds)

Offline Duncan

Re: Your Favorite Pick-up Line
« Reply #37 on: April 13, 2009, 04:31:17 PM »
(it just unlocked me)

Walk you to any random woman in a bar and tell her you would like a beer and hand her five dollars then walk off.

Offline Satnslillgrl

Re: Your Favorite Pick-up Line
« Reply #38 on: April 17, 2009, 11:07:13 PM »
B*tches don't know 'bout my d*ck ants.


(FREE Cookie if you know what I'm talking about!!)

Offline Rhapsody

Re: Your Favorite Pick-up Line
« Reply #39 on: April 18, 2009, 12:35:24 AM »
Only works on MMO gamers: "Baby, are those pants purple? Cos your ass is epic."