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Offline OldSchoolGamerTopic starter

Abject Idiocy
« on: March 27, 2009, 03:14:52 AM »
I'm just at a loss of words for this one:


Offline Sel Nar

Re: Abject Idiocy
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2009, 07:15:28 AM »
*points and laughs so hard I fall out of my chair*

I'm a hunter. I know where meat comes from. Stoopid people deserve to be laughed at.

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Re: Abject Idiocy
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2009, 08:13:49 AM »
*peeks into the back of the grocery store, looking for the cloning lab - or the Soylent factory*

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Re: Abject Idiocy
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2009, 09:27:07 AM »
He he.. That gave me a good chuckle.

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Offline Serephino

Re: Abject Idiocy
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2009, 03:54:43 PM »
Wow....  Sadly, since when you go to the store everything is neatly packaged we get to be blissfully ignorant of where things like meat come from. 

Offline MusicNeverDies

Re: Abject Idiocy
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2009, 05:43:22 PM »
Ohmy. I want to either backhand that person... or start a very sarcastic slow clap...

Offline OldSchoolGamerTopic starter

Re: Abject Idiocy
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2009, 02:36:32 AM »
The Failblog is always so much fun:


Offline consortium11

Re: Abject Idiocy
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2009, 06:09:56 AM »
How's that a fail?

If a person is stabbed and dies 3 days later in hospital, that's still a homicide, yet there is a period where they may have been able to talk to police.

It's not a well-chosen headline, but it's also not a massive fail or the like.

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Re: Abject Idiocy
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2009, 06:24:25 AM »
How's that a fail?

If a person is stabbed and dies 3 days later in hospital, that's still a homicide, yet there is a period where they may have been able to talk to police.

It's not a well-chosen headline, but it's also not a massive fail or the like.
You're thinking too much into it.

Offline MusicNeverDies

Re: Abject Idiocy
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2009, 08:28:11 AM »

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Re: Abject Idiocy
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2009, 08:45:00 AM »

*Giggle* Hey Music... *Giggle* You never know. *Snort* Maybe she's just ass backwards!

Offline Azazer

Re: Abject Idiocy
« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2009, 04:50:47 AM »
Wow. Full of fail, man.

Offline Rhapsody

Re: Abject Idiocy
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2009, 06:07:43 AM »


Though honestly, my favorite one has to be this:

« Last Edit: May 07, 2009, 06:09:30 AM by Rhapsody »

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Re: Abject Idiocy
« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2009, 06:52:44 AM »
<snippy>

Though honestly, my favorite one has to be this:<sinp?
Actually I didn't get that one at first because erupt doesn't mean violently, it could very well just overflow. Like those volcanoes in Hawaii. *Shrug*

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Re: Abject Idiocy
« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2009, 07:18:12 AM »
I think having a toilet that even 'just overflows' when the nearby toilets are flushed is a fail on the part of the plumber.  The fact that it 'sprays water upward' is icing.

Offline consortium11

Re: Abject Idiocy
« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2009, 01:28:49 PM »
It's just a two-in-one bidet/toilet... half the space, twice the fun.

Definate lol at the car ad. Someone's advertising contract just got torn up...

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Re: Abject Idiocy
« Reply #16 on: May 07, 2009, 01:31:45 PM »
I sense a deliberate response in the car ads.  Someone at BMW saw the 'Your move' ads, and came up with a zinger.

Offline Azazer

Re: Abject Idiocy
« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2009, 01:55:34 PM »
I really wouldn't want to be on that toilet when it erupted. |: That would be a scarring event.

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Re: Abject Idiocy
« Reply #18 on: May 07, 2009, 02:45:04 PM »
I sense a deliberate response in the car ads.  Someone at BMW saw the 'Your move' ads, and came up with a zinger.

Oh agreed... I was thinking of Audi having real words with whoever came up with a slogun that could be, to steal a term, pwned in such a way.

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Re: Abject Idiocy
« Reply #19 on: May 07, 2009, 02:50:29 PM »
There was a time when I wanted to make a slide show using the 'Start Me Up' lyrics to slam Micro$oft.

'I've been running hot...You got me ticking gonna blow my top...'  (GPF screen)
'You made a grown man cry... You made a grown man cry...' (Blue Screen of Death)
'Spread out the oil - the gasoline...' (BSOD'ed PC being pyro-ed)

'I can't compete with the riders in the other heats'  (Too easy...)

Offline MusicNeverDies

Re: Abject Idiocy
« Reply #20 on: May 07, 2009, 03:09:31 PM »
I think the toilet one is whatever. *Shrug* The BMW is nicely played, funny, but I don't think either show idiocy. Why are they in this thread? :P

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Re: Abject Idiocy
« Reply #21 on: May 07, 2009, 03:14:14 PM »


One for all our Cops fans out there...

Offline Azazer

Re: Abject Idiocy
« Reply #22 on: May 08, 2009, 02:24:59 PM »
That's hilarious. How stupid would one have to be to do something like that? xD

Offline The Overlord

Re: Abject Idiocy
« Reply #23 on: May 11, 2009, 12:27:25 PM »
I'm just at a loss of words for this one:



Epic Fail.

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Re: Abject Idiocy
« Reply #24 on: May 11, 2009, 05:25:59 PM »