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Offline Marguerite

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Re: The Creative Lie Game
« Reply #50 on: April 03, 2009, 11:02:43 AM »
Aaleril is really a Russian spy who has not realized the Cold War is over.

Offline consortium11

Re: The Creative Lie Game
« Reply #51 on: April 03, 2009, 12:39:26 PM »
Marguerite is actually a professional eater called Burt. A specialist in the bratwurst category, Burt had a sizeable following in his East-European home country, where his achievements had led to an upsurge in national Pride and bratwurst sales. Known as "Burtwursts", his fan club has swelled to some 1500 members, all of whom try to match his signature move, managing to fit a dozen bratwurst down his gullet in one single gulp. Unfortunatly the act risks near certain death unless one possess the incredible throat control that Burt has worked so diligently on, and the fan club has suffered a severe fatality rate, now numbering at only 6 members. The Funeral Director's Association in his country have proclaimed Burt a national hero, but MABE (Mother's Against Bartwurst Eating) started a fierce poster campaign that led to Burt's ostricisation by society and eventual exile to the warmer climes of America.

Unfortuantely part of Burt's remarkable skill was due to the fact his home country had very limited money and food supplies and this very few people could practice eating. Once he came to the United States he no longer had this advanatge. A notable episode occured early in his time in the States, where he entered a Burger King and nearly had a panic attack when he observed a young man order a Supersized Extra Large Bacon Double Cheeseburger. Further more, a visit to the Heart Attack Grill caused him considerable distress, both at the non-bearded nature of the nurses who served there, and the amount even a regular Joe could eat in a single sitting.

A Meal To Die For

Depressed Burt briefly decided to attempt to raise to the challenge and continue to forge his career at a competative eater. However, having failing to qualify for Nathan's International July Fourth Hot Dog Eating Contest, Wing Bowl or Glutton Bowl, he was reduced to becoming a journeyman competative eater, cutting a sad sight at small county fairs, never achieving a result higher than 5th. Still he winds his lonely way around the United States, desperate to force down one more pie, more more wing, one more bowl of pasta. A small success has been his sale of a drug, known as PLIR (Phat Lithuanian Indigestion Relief), which had proven slightly popular, although mainly for the very cheap adverts shown on public access tv, which became a brief youtube hit.

So ends the Ballard of Burt.

And all that could have been...

 :D

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Re: The Creative Lie Game
« Reply #52 on: April 03, 2009, 02:35:12 PM »
Consortium's real name is Elmo.

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Re: The Creative Lie Game
« Reply #53 on: April 03, 2009, 07:57:28 PM »
-Hides the Sausage-

Damn it, Consort found me out.

-Smirks-

Hippie is Consort's real lover, both are coming over to my house to have a fun time tonight.

Offline Izu

Re: The Creative Lie Game
« Reply #54 on: April 04, 2009, 02:39:12 PM »
It won't be fun, we will be shooting a special 18+ movie.

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Re: The Creative Lie Game
« Reply #55 on: April 04, 2009, 06:46:00 PM »
Izu secretly likes to go down the toilet paper isle and squeeze the Charmin. 

Offline Hippie

Re: The Creative Lie Game
« Reply #56 on: April 04, 2009, 07:24:56 PM »
Squeezing Charmin is Izu's secret fancy.

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Re: The Creative Lie Game
« Reply #57 on: April 04, 2009, 10:41:37 PM »
Squeezing Mith's 'Charmin' is Hippie's secret fantasy,

Offline Sethite

Re: The Creative Lie Game
« Reply #58 on: April 05, 2009, 02:45:21 PM »
Marguerite has a huge collection of the road signs she steals every time she has a chance.

Offline Satnslillgrl

Re: The Creative Lie Game
« Reply #59 on: April 05, 2009, 05:54:24 PM »
Sethite only knows about Marguerite's road sign collection because she is her Road Sign Dealer.

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Re: The Creative Lie Game
« Reply #60 on: April 05, 2009, 06:49:02 PM »
Satnslilgirl has a subscription to the Moon Base & Beyond Magazine.

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Re: The Creative Lie Game
« Reply #61 on: April 05, 2009, 07:19:09 PM »
*sniffs haughtily* So? Nothing wrong with a little science.

Inkidu is secretly a Sailor Scout.

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Re: The Creative Lie Game
« Reply #62 on: April 05, 2009, 07:46:09 PM »
*sniffs haughtily* So? Nothing wrong with a little science.

Inkidu is secretly a Sailor Scout.
Satnslilgirl wishes she looked this good in a sailor-style schoolgirl outfit. ;D

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Re: The Creative Lie Game
« Reply #63 on: April 07, 2009, 09:18:32 PM »
I can pull off Sailor-Style Schoolgirl very well, thank you. (Even though I'm sure you do it better)


Inkidu still sleeps with a teddy bear named Joey.

Offline Aaleril

Re: The Creative Lie Game
« Reply #64 on: April 08, 2009, 02:26:32 AM »
Satnslillgrl is obviously just a young five year old, following in her dead parents' footsteps in attempting to be a devious adult who worships the greatest evil of Christians just to get attention!

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Re: The Creative Lie Game
« Reply #65 on: April 08, 2009, 12:43:45 PM »
Aaleril secretly wishes he was a zombie.

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Re: The Creative Lie Game
« Reply #66 on: April 08, 2009, 01:18:20 PM »
Ink dresses up like the Trix bunny and chases small children around playgrounds laughing as they scream in terror!

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Re: The Creative Lie Game
« Reply #67 on: April 08, 2009, 01:28:06 PM »
Poet likes to dress up like a really preppy cheerleader when no one is around.  >:)

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Re: The Creative Lie Game
« Reply #68 on: April 08, 2009, 01:30:30 PM »
*chokes*  The reason that Ink knows that is cause he dresses uo like a preppy cheerleader with me!

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Re: The Creative Lie Game
« Reply #69 on: April 08, 2009, 02:25:26 PM »
Poet goes around locker rooms collecting socks for she is into smelly and sweaty socks.

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Re: The Creative Lie Game
« Reply #70 on: April 08, 2009, 08:30:13 PM »
Marguerite is just a girl with a whip who needs to be put in her place.


*Sorry! I had to! I read your thread on that earlier. Don't beat me. Well, maybe a little beating...*

Offline Corinthi

Re: The Creative Lie Game
« Reply #71 on: April 08, 2009, 08:34:04 PM »
Satnslillgrl hate lollipops. As a child, everytime she got one of those giant spiral lollipops, her brother would wrestle it out of her hand and throw it into the dirt.

Today, she's the lollipop queen in order to come to grips with her brother's abuse and find the strength to one day forgive him.

Offline Downfall347

Re: The Creative Lie Game
« Reply #72 on: April 08, 2009, 08:35:05 PM »
Corinthi only knows that because he had to borrow two lollipops from her to replace his long lost eyes

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Re: The Creative Lie Game
« Reply #73 on: April 09, 2009, 12:16:18 AM »
Marguerite is just a girl with a whip who needs to be put in her place.


*Sorry! I had to! I read your thread on that earlier. Don't beat me. Well, maybe a little beating...*

Oh, I was too late to reply but I will nonetheless because Satns deserves this beautiful lie.

"Satns does not realize her lollipops are really animals that have committed suicide just to be between her lips."

Now back to Downfall.

"Downfall sniffs armpits for he remembers his first girlfriend that he left for a better smelling armpit."

Offline Corinthi

Re: The Creative Lie Game
« Reply #74 on: April 09, 2009, 04:06:29 AM »
'Marguerite' is really a well known neoconservative political pundit with a show on Fox News. 'She' doesn't actually personally believe in the neoconservative movement, but sexual realignment surgery is really expensive and being a televised blowhard pays the bills.