[F4M] DOOM: New Horizons (Looking for Doomguy)

[SilverRaven]

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The fan fueled friendship between one of the most violent characters in video games and the cutest secretary imaginable has completely charmed my heart! This one on one request is very specific but after seeing some memes of these two I just felt the need to make something! I'm looking for somebody to play the man that punches holes in Mars and shoots several BIG F***ING GUNS! To partner up with that wall of muscle and hate is the most helpful mayoral assistant in the world: Isabelle from Animal Crossing! This is intended to be extremely comedic with lots of absurdity. Instead of DOOM (2016) think DOOM: Eternal. The Isabelle I play will drink whiskey, swear, and happily refer to the seven foot tall Doom Slayer by cutesy nicknames. Sometimes you need comedy to get through the day and I certainly need that right now.

I am open for this to get sexual, although it is not a requirement and I would have to play a sized up and more proportional version of Isabelle in that case. I'll be pretty laissez-faire when it comes to sexual kinks: just no hyper, bathroom play, or non-con (nobody hurts Vanilla Bean). I have on major requirement when it comes to Doom Guy and it's that I don't want him to talk with his mouth. To get around this i'd suggest providing 'translations' for his grunts and body language. Here is an example:

"Should we go out to dinner tonight honey?" Isabelle said checking up her make up in the mirror.

"Mmph." Came the Doom guy as he read this week's paper. ('I'd rather stay in. We went out to eat Monday and going out twice a week is a lot.')

Isabelle looked over at her boyfriend from the entry way. "Well what do you want to eat then? I could make, like, pasta salad but that's about it."

Doom guy didn't look from the paper, only giving a slight shrug in reply. ('The bourgeoisie cannot exist without constantly revolutionizing the instruments of production, and thereby the relations of production, and with them the whole relations of society. Conservation of the old modes of production in unaltered forms, was, on the contrary, the first condition of existence for all earlier industrial classes. Constant revolutionizing of production, uninterrupted disturbance of all social conditions, everlasting uncertainty and agitation, distinguish the bourgeois epoch from all earlier ones.')

Or, ya know, something that actually makes sense.

If you think you might be interested in this, or any of my other ideas, send me a PM so we can see what we can synthesis. You could also just send me memes and i'll send back some memes in return. They might not be GOOD memes, but they will be means. Take care!