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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #75 on: March 14, 2009, 05:20:11 PM »
"Any attack against the station would be a futile gesture."

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #76 on: March 14, 2009, 05:22:36 PM »
I am in-hwin-cible!  (said with appropriately bad Slavic accent)

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #77 on: March 14, 2009, 07:46:53 PM »
(Worlds first fully-automated flight across the Atlantic.)

"Welcome ladies and gentlemen to this historic flight. We want to you to know that nothing can go wrong.
Nothing can go wrong.
Nothing can go wrong.
Nothing can go wrong.

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #78 on: March 14, 2009, 08:12:40 PM »
I bet we can tame this wild tiger to do tricks

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #79 on: March 14, 2009, 08:13:31 PM »
"Have I ever led you wrong before?"

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #80 on: March 14, 2009, 08:58:21 PM »
But she said there would be cake!

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #81 on: March 14, 2009, 09:05:35 PM »
"But....HE made me do it!"

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #82 on: March 14, 2009, 09:11:23 PM »
Heard from a player in todays game, regarding a different player in his Star Wars campaign

"In my defense, I didn't realise I was carrying a bomb onto the ship. I just thought I was smuggling illegal drugs on."

Not actually famous last words, but still damn amusing.

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #83 on: March 14, 2009, 09:50:46 PM »
You sure this moonshine is safe to drink?

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #84 on: March 14, 2009, 09:52:22 PM »
Lets go play hop along in the minefield!

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #85 on: March 14, 2009, 10:04:45 PM »
Hey watch! No net!

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #86 on: March 14, 2009, 10:09:07 PM »
Don't worry - I've done this a thousand times before...

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #87 on: March 14, 2009, 10:10:43 PM »
Make sure you film this for 'America's Funniest Videos'.... here, hold my beer!

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #88 on: March 14, 2009, 10:14:25 PM »
Got that shark bite suit on?  Looks good - let's go for a swim!

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #89 on: March 15, 2009, 04:12:39 AM »
"I hug the gelatinous cube"   -  Coming from a Ranger from an old game, trying to use tame animal.

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #90 on: March 15, 2009, 04:21:33 AM »
Not sure if this one has been done yet but....

"Mommy!!!"

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #91 on: March 15, 2009, 06:43:10 AM »
"My character can be found leaning up against the wall in the next room."

(My husband, bringing in a replacement character to an already-started campaign.  The GM had stocked 'the next room' with green slimes.)

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #92 on: March 15, 2009, 08:37:35 AM »
"Trust me..."

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #93 on: March 15, 2009, 09:26:22 AM »
Hey y'all watch this! (Doubly so if alcohol is involved)

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #94 on: March 15, 2009, 10:09:57 AM »
I unplugged it...don't worry!

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #95 on: March 15, 2009, 10:15:33 AM »
Oh come on you know the chances of you actually dying from this are a million to one!

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #96 on: March 15, 2009, 10:40:52 AM »
"This won't hurt a bit."

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #97 on: March 15, 2009, 01:31:50 PM »
Now... you are sure these 'things'... are sedated?

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #98 on: March 15, 2009, 02:14:28 PM »
"Do you trust me?"

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #99 on: March 15, 2009, 02:20:04 PM »
I'm positive you can outrun it!