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Offline Mint

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #475 on: June 19, 2009, 11:02:55 AM »
Person: "Is that a... crocodile?"
Guide: "Crocodiles aren't native to this region."

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #476 on: June 19, 2009, 11:16:24 AM »
(Guide's followup after Person is nommed:  'That's an alligator.')

'I know how to handle wild animals.  You just have to establish dominance.'

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #477 on: June 19, 2009, 11:20:53 AM »
(That's great, Oniya. x3 )

"That's no dog. That's a wolf."

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #478 on: June 19, 2009, 11:23:38 AM »
To be fair, I kind of yoinked it from another source:

I give you now Professor Twist
A conscientious scientist
Camped on a tropic riverside,
One day he missed his loving bride.

She had, the guide informed him later
Been eaten by an alligator.
Professor Twist could not but smile
"You mean," he said, "a crocodile."

--Ogden Nash

Offline Mint

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #479 on: June 19, 2009, 11:27:46 AM »
That's awesome. x3

Offline Oreo

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #480 on: June 19, 2009, 01:07:17 PM »
(loves Ogden Nash :D)

"Quit telling me I'm driving too fast. I know what I'm doing."

Offline Soran

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #481 on: June 19, 2009, 03:06:21 PM »
Now, I'll hold this, you hit it with the sledgehammer....

Offline Oreo

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #482 on: June 19, 2009, 04:35:24 PM »
It's a mummy, it can't move fast enough to hurt anyone. Watch, I'll poke him...

Offline Shiri

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #483 on: June 19, 2009, 05:56:17 PM »
"I told you to throw the rock over there, not at it!"

Offline Soran

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #484 on: June 19, 2009, 07:25:41 PM »
What do you mean you lost the pin?

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #485 on: June 19, 2009, 07:45:19 PM »
"Don't worry, he'll swerve.  He's just testing us."

Offline Soran

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #486 on: June 19, 2009, 07:55:02 PM »
What do you mean, you don't know how to fly?

Offline Sateru

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #487 on: June 20, 2009, 01:50:26 PM »
"I thought that it is safe if it is Red and Yellow, not red and black..." said after being bitten for trying to poke a Coral snake that was confused for a milk snake.

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #488 on: June 20, 2009, 01:55:02 PM »
"Dont worry, they cant see us if we dont move"
Jurassic Park

(AN absolutely fab-tastic book)

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #489 on: June 21, 2009, 07:24:09 AM »
"Helmets just screw up my hair."

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #490 on: June 21, 2009, 09:58:45 AM »
"I'm with two Jedi.  Whats the worst that can happen?"

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #491 on: June 21, 2009, 01:32:32 PM »
"I knew it!-"

Offline Soran

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #492 on: June 21, 2009, 04:04:24 PM »
oooo pointy....

Offline MzNurse

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #493 on: June 21, 2009, 04:28:29 PM »
(from the halfling rogue)  Ooooo...shinies...be right back...

Offline Soran

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #494 on: June 21, 2009, 04:33:22 PM »
where's the 'on' switch to this light sabre?

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #495 on: June 21, 2009, 05:01:47 PM »
"oops?!?! what do you mean 'oops'?"

Offline Mint

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« Reply #496 on: June 21, 2009, 07:32:34 PM »
I'm going to eat this entire sandwich in one bite!

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #497 on: June 21, 2009, 09:25:19 PM »
"duck?"

Offline Soran

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #498 on: June 22, 2009, 03:23:28 AM »
I keep telling you, trying to push a piano up the stairs is not a good idea.....

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #499 on: June 23, 2009, 10:36:09 AM »
"is that the sun?"