In Starcraft vs.
"Nuclear launch detected, nuclear launch detected, nuclear launch detected."
Me: I am so fu-
In Halo 2 vs.
"Don't worry guys the sniper is down."
Few seconds later, gunshot. >.<
In Left 4 Dead Co-op Expert mode with newbies. (God)
Bill player: "Don't worry, we don't need a molie for tank we can take him."
Me: "Uh huh."
Louis player: "Alright lets do this."
Zory player: "Yeah, lets go, we can pwn that tank."
After alerting tank.
Bill player: "Fu- he can one hit incap?"
Louis player: "Where did the other guy go?"
Zory: "He ran ahead."
Louis player: "Sh- lets run ahead too."
Me: "Oh, you got to be sh---ing me."
End up locking myself in closet shotty the hordes.
Zory player gets incap/killed by tank; which the two happen to be leading him to me, when I am just a bit away from safehouse.
Me: "Lead the tank away, don't run for safe house."
Louis Player: "No way man, I can make i-"
Louis player incap/killed, by then my health is already low and tank is just feet away from closet.
Limping my way to safehouse while hearing tank close the distance.
Me: "EPIC FAIL!"
Tank kills me.