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Author Topic: "Famous" Last Words  (Read 18338 times)

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Offline Requiem

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #400 on: May 18, 2009, 06:21:32 PM »
For the love of god FINE!  Yes, they -do- make you look fat.  Happy now?

Offline Gunslinger

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #401 on: May 20, 2009, 06:06:04 PM »
Guys we should split up

Offline ShamshielDF

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #402 on: May 21, 2009, 12:08:05 AM »
*Said to the party rogue, in the midst of combat, while holding a gold coin over an 80' hole*  Hey Jaaaack!  Come get it!

*Two seconds later he was pushed into the hole by nine goblins and eaten by a bunyip*

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"Ummm....guys?!?" Said by my rogue seconds before having her throat ripped out then her head bitten off by a pit fiend.  (they left, contrary to what the plans were).

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"I'm the only one who can get him!  I'll be back in a bit!"  Said by the druid seconds before disappearing into the underbrush to fight another druid with woodland stride.  Moments later she was caught by an entangle spell and decapitated by the other druid

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I'm sure there will be more, but that's a good start.

Offline Dreamweaver

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #403 on: May 21, 2009, 01:51:29 AM »
"Why do I have to wear the red uniform?"

Offline Oniya

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #404 on: May 23, 2009, 02:00:11 PM »
Heard while my roommate was playing LoTRO:

"Aren't there usually two trolls here?"

Offline Shiri

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #405 on: May 23, 2009, 11:09:52 PM »
While playing Halo 3:
Me(with laser chasing after friend 1): Mwahahahahahahahahahah!
Friend 2(comes around corner with giant rocket launcher)
Me: ...uh oh
BANG!

Offline MzNurse

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #406 on: May 29, 2009, 04:00:29 PM »
Uh oh....my bad...

Offline Dreamweaver

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #407 on: May 30, 2009, 04:56:57 PM »
"Forest animals are peaceful.  Here, watch how it'll take the food right from my hand, honey."

Offline MzNurse

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #408 on: May 30, 2009, 05:00:06 PM »
exasperated Mother: Johnny, I swear to all that is holy there is NO monster under the bed!  We've been through this a thousand times and there is NEVER any monster.  Here...I'll show you...  *flings the covers up onto the bed and looks under*

Offline Mordred

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #409 on: May 30, 2009, 05:08:10 PM »
That's a funny smell.

Offline MzNurse

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #410 on: May 30, 2009, 05:16:40 PM »
"You can sit here....I don't bite...."

Offline Mordred

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #411 on: May 30, 2009, 05:22:35 PM »
Hey, come check out what I found in the basement!

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #412 on: May 30, 2009, 05:48:16 PM »
"What the hell is that ticking sound???"

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #413 on: May 30, 2009, 05:59:50 PM »
"It's only a dumb idea if it doesn't work."

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #414 on: May 30, 2009, 06:16:24 PM »
"Just pull it harder.  It'll start...  Oh, hell, you're not doing it right - get out of the way, I'll show you."

Offline MzNurse

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #415 on: May 30, 2009, 06:21:22 PM »
....What?  its not like its a bomb or anything...

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #416 on: May 31, 2009, 07:14:02 AM »
"I wonder what does this scroll do, it says Kaboom, Kaboom..." *KABOOOOOOM*

Offline MzNurse

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #417 on: May 31, 2009, 07:15:25 AM »
"Oh come off it.  I didn't hear anything..."

Offline Mordred

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #418 on: May 31, 2009, 11:59:28 AM »
Oh jeez.. who could it be at this hour?

Offline MzNurse

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #419 on: May 31, 2009, 01:32:28 PM »
"Oh look...a baby bear.  I think its lost its mother...."

Offline Myrleena

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #420 on: May 31, 2009, 03:06:07 PM »
"Hah!  What could a farmer do to me?"

Offline Mordred

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #421 on: May 31, 2009, 03:52:46 PM »
Are those fangs real?

Offline MzNurse

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #422 on: May 31, 2009, 09:48:58 PM »
"A witch.... Yeah right.  They went extinct with the dragons..."

Offline Mordred

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #423 on: May 31, 2009, 11:32:15 PM »
Dude, I don't care if she is a demon... she's ****ing hot! I'm going for it!

Offline Shiri

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #424 on: May 31, 2009, 11:53:45 PM »
"Tcht, it just looks big cause it's far away..."