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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #350 on: April 24, 2009, 01:09:24 PM »
Uh duh, it's Rat poison! It obviously only works on rats.

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #351 on: May 01, 2009, 12:55:59 AM »
"I guess it's alright..." - Desan

Offline tesseractive

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #352 on: May 01, 2009, 01:04:54 AM »
I've heard they have some great jewelry in there. I bet that "Beware of Rottweilers" sign is just there to scare people.

Offline Fireeyes

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #353 on: May 01, 2009, 09:54:02 AM »
"Don't worry, its just a myth that anyone who enters this house never leaves it again"

Offline ShamshielDF

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #354 on: May 01, 2009, 11:38:30 AM »
What do you mean by "cold iron"?  Room temperature steel should work!

Offline Shiri

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #355 on: May 01, 2009, 12:14:03 PM »
"Of course I didn't eat the poison apple! That would be stupid..."

Offline Fireeyes

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #356 on: May 01, 2009, 01:08:13 PM »
"Well if Johnny told me to jump of a bridge of course I wouldn't but thats not the same thing...."

Offline Shiri

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #357 on: May 01, 2009, 01:28:27 PM »
"They said on TV that you're most likely to get struck by lightning than killed by a..."

Offline Fireeyes

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #358 on: May 01, 2009, 01:29:43 PM »
"Don't worry I built it myself, see....its completely............"

Offline Shiri

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #359 on: May 01, 2009, 01:32:43 PM »
"There's only one of you and seven of us!"

Offline MzNurse

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #360 on: May 01, 2009, 07:01:56 PM »
Fighter:"No!  If you create light in this dark cave you'll wake the
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Cleric: *as the rest of the party stares at him*  What?  I'm not climbing down there to resurrect him!

Offline Astrofig

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #361 on: May 01, 2009, 09:55:19 PM »
"Hey guys! Watch me use my scarf as a bungee cord!!"

Offline Rhapsody

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #362 on: May 02, 2009, 12:29:38 AM »
"I feel like a god."

Offline Fireeyes

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #363 on: May 02, 2009, 12:40:21 AM »
"Nothing can kill me, I've cheated death many a times."

Offline Myrleena

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #364 on: May 02, 2009, 01:56:23 AM »
"Come on, I'm only two rounds ahead of the party!"

At which point the druid is jumped by the Paragon Adult Shadow Dragon.

Offline Darius

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #365 on: May 02, 2009, 01:58:04 AM »
I'm sure.. cut the RED wire.

Offline Oreo

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #366 on: May 02, 2009, 02:42:46 AM »
*Revs up the chain saw* "Sure, I can make the tree fall away from the house."

Offline Sel Nar

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #367 on: May 02, 2009, 07:22:20 AM »
(A classic)

'Hold my Beer and Watch this.'

Offline Shiri

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #368 on: May 02, 2009, 01:23:56 PM »
"I need two points before I level up!"

Offline ShamshielDF

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #369 on: May 02, 2009, 02:34:42 PM »
"Basilisk?  I only fail my save on a nat one!"

Said by the monk moments before the paladin put his resultant statue in the bag of holding.

Offline MzNurse

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #370 on: May 02, 2009, 03:24:27 PM »
Relax!  I've never missed a trap yet...

Offline The Golden Touch

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #371 on: May 02, 2009, 06:09:57 PM »
Don't worry... There is no chance it will blow up...

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #372 on: May 02, 2009, 06:11:08 PM »
"I bet her bark's just way worse than her bite."

Offline The Golden Touch

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #373 on: May 02, 2009, 06:14:22 PM »
I won't drop you!

Offline Oreo

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #374 on: May 02, 2009, 07:57:25 PM »
Installing light fixture: "Of course I turned of the electricity"