This is a true convo:
Are you sure it's gonna make it up the hill?
It's done it before!
Ray, it's rained and the ground takes four days to dry because it's clay and douche bag's field drain runs right down the hill...
It's been three days since it rained! It'll make it!
.........I'm gettin' my cell so I can call Bill when you get stuck...
(Ten minutes later, brother has buried the Farmall Tractor up to the seat in clay, rocks, sand, and in general... mud.) *brother shuts tractor off and looks at me....* I hate you.
I told you so?