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Offline Downfall347

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #250 on: March 31, 2009, 10:48:31 AM »
Hey, hey, watch me lower my sperm count

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #251 on: March 31, 2009, 10:58:31 AM »
Better cap this valve coming off my hot water heater...

(Yay Mythbusters!)

Offline Milanthe

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #252 on: March 31, 2009, 01:12:10 PM »
Hey honey, that love bite stings a bi-Ow...  Honey!  That-OW!  OW OW OW!  STOP BITING ME!  Uh...  Honey...  Why are you growling like a puppy? 

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #253 on: March 31, 2009, 01:46:14 PM »
'And now pupils, we empty this bottle on water in that half full pewter of highly concentrated acid.....'

Offline Milanthe

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #254 on: March 31, 2009, 01:55:23 PM »
Hey!  Honey!  Do I put the Gummy Bears in the molten sugar before or after it's turned to caramel?  Honey?  Hm...  Guess I'll put it in now, don't have much time.

((Anyone remember that experiment in HS?  I do.  :D  I got to reinact it at home using my cousin's lab set.  Scared the hell outta her mom!))

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #255 on: March 31, 2009, 09:25:00 PM »
'And now pupils, we empty this bottle on water in that half full pewter of highly concentrated acid.....'
(Ha ha, it's always A over W.)

Okay look we have a giant wall and the most advanced military of the known world. They have ponies and furry, admittedly funny, hats. How can we lose?

Offline Hippie

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #256 on: April 01, 2009, 11:58:53 AM »
I don't think that's such a good idea...

Offline Oracle

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #257 on: April 01, 2009, 12:45:47 PM »
This is a true convo:

Are you sure it's gonna make it up the hill?

It's done it before!

Ray, it's rained and the ground takes four days to dry because it's clay and douche bag's field drain runs right down the hill...

It's been three days since it rained! It'll make it!

.........I'm gettin' my cell so I can call Bill when you get stuck...

(Ten minutes later, brother has buried the Farmall Tractor up to the seat in clay, rocks, sand, and in general... mud.) *brother shuts tractor off and looks at me....* I hate you.

I told you so?



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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #258 on: April 01, 2009, 01:06:44 PM »
(Heeeere's yer sign....)

"Now, you'll note that the yellow band separates the red from the black, but that's okay, because 'red then yellow, friendly fellow'."

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #259 on: April 01, 2009, 04:28:46 PM »
I don't think we should open the box. Dr. Jones was very careful to explain it to us.
What's he know, he's a teacher!

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #260 on: April 01, 2009, 06:14:04 PM »
Are you supposed to turn the electricity off first? 

Offline Shihong

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #261 on: April 01, 2009, 06:29:48 PM »
Zalgo!

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #262 on: April 02, 2009, 01:49:44 AM »
"Hell, I can fly that."

Offline Aaleril

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #263 on: April 02, 2009, 01:59:47 AM »
"Watch this!"

Offline Satnslillgrl

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #264 on: April 02, 2009, 01:54:21 PM »
Trust me. This ALWAYS works.

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #265 on: April 03, 2009, 09:00:42 AM »
whos with me lads!

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #266 on: April 03, 2009, 09:16:25 AM »
You and what army?

Offline saturnschild

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #267 on: April 03, 2009, 10:14:23 AM »
Of course the Propane tank is ok to sit next to an open fire....what about check the valves.

Offline Milanthe

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #268 on: April 03, 2009, 10:32:27 AM »
I WANNA TRY!!!

Offline Sel Nar

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #269 on: April 03, 2009, 10:42:03 AM »
Say, has anyone played Hacky-Sack with a grenade? (the guy got a Darwin Award)

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #270 on: April 03, 2009, 01:18:08 PM »
He's just a harmless old grumpy really.

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #271 on: April 03, 2009, 07:58:33 PM »
Hmm, a shark in the ocean, naw, he doesn't like dark meat.

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #272 on: April 03, 2009, 09:03:49 PM »
There's no way that thing in the water is a crocodile it's probably a log... definitely a log.

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #273 on: April 03, 2009, 09:38:15 PM »
Is that a toilet seat falling from the sky towards me?

(:Wonders if someone will get the reference:)

Offline Sel Nar

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #274 on: April 03, 2009, 10:12:09 PM »
(Dead Like me.)

'Oh, no sir, I'm just getting rid of these Dud landmines' *Kaboom*