Author Topic: "Famous" Last Words (Read 20045 times)

Mortigan DeLoncre · « **Reply #150 on:** March 18, 2009, 07:19:40 PM »

Bears hibernate this time of year..

saturnschild · « **Reply #151 on:** March 18, 2009, 07:49:20 PM »

I wonder where this abandon cave goes to.

Mithlomwen · « **Reply #152 on:** March 18, 2009, 08:32:27 PM »

Sure we have enough gas, E means almost empty.

Mordred · « **Reply #153 on:** March 18, 2009, 08:46:32 PM »

Hmmm... it says 'don't operate heavy machinery while under...'. What the hell do they know?

Mortigan DeLoncre · « **Reply #154 on:** March 18, 2009, 10:57:27 PM »

*reads the label* Do not take with alcohol.

Inkidu · « **Reply #155 on:** March 18, 2009, 11:00:17 PM »

"Dungeon of Horrors." Ooooh scaaarrry!

Mordred · « **Reply #156 on:** March 19, 2009, 03:34:53 AM »

I just had a phone call... saying 'you will dieeeeeeee'... *laughs* ... They even said they were 'upstairs'! Ok.. have a safe drive. Goodnight! *grabs bat*

MzNurse · « **Reply #157 on:** March 19, 2009, 07:15:25 AM »

(from a game of D20 Modern I once played)

DM: I wouldn't pee on that fence...
PC: Why not? It's just a fence.
DM: I wouldn't pee on that fence...
PC: *eyeroll* I unzip my pants and pee on the fence.
DM: ZzzzZZZZzzzzt. 220d4 electricity damage.
PC: WHAT??
DM: Told ya not to pee on the fence. It's an electric fence.

Oniya · « **Reply #158 on:** March 19, 2009, 07:26:10 AM »

(Saw that busted on Mythbusters - but this one wasn't...

)

*looks straight up* "Damn, that's a big icicle..."
*cracking sound*

Mortigan DeLoncre · « **Reply #159 on:** March 19, 2009, 09:23:51 AM »

Of course I trust you...

Inkidu · « **Reply #160 on:** March 19, 2009, 10:36:54 AM »

Hadoken? Don't be absurd.

saturnschild · « **Reply #161 on:** March 19, 2009, 10:56:31 AM »

*walking down train tracks* what is that rumbling sound.

Inkidu · « **Reply #162 on:** March 19, 2009, 11:05:04 AM »

Dude you could totally jump over that!

saturnschild · « **Reply #163 on:** March 19, 2009, 12:02:02 PM »

*listen to friend saying that I can jump that* of course I can.

Mortigan DeLoncre · « **Reply #164 on:** March 19, 2009, 01:30:57 PM »

Don't worry, I know a short cut.

Inkidu · « **Reply #165 on:** March 19, 2009, 01:55:51 PM »

Dude go hit that buzzing thing with a stick!

Mortigan DeLoncre · « **Reply #166 on:** March 19, 2009, 01:57:19 PM »

He said...take a left at the scarecrow.

Mordred · « **Reply #167 on:** March 19, 2009, 03:35:49 PM »

I'm sure this cave has another entrance!

Mortigan DeLoncre · « **Reply #168 on:** March 19, 2009, 04:38:21 PM »

The will is *wheez* in a safety deposit box.. *wheez* The number is ....*dies*

saturnschild · « **Reply #169 on:** March 19, 2009, 05:11:59 PM »

It's not that far down, we don't need all that rope.

Inkidu · « **Reply #170 on:** March 19, 2009, 06:41:56 PM »

Lets have our defining battle in Waterloo!

Mordred · « **Reply #171 on:** March 19, 2009, 06:47:52 PM »

A planet where apes rule? You gotta be kidding! We didn't travel the stars to such madness. Let's go find these silly chimps!

Mortigan DeLoncre · « **Reply #172 on:** March 19, 2009, 07:02:20 PM »

I've got to get to the top of the hill...

saturnschild · « **Reply #173 on:** March 19, 2009, 07:04:00 PM »

Lets get married dear Romeo.

Inkidu · « **Reply #174 on:** March 19, 2009, 07:07:15 PM »

Lets play doctor with Joe's surgery bag!