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"Famous" Last Words
« on: March 12, 2009, 12:44:37 AM »
More-or-less self explanatory. What might be the last words to come out of an intellectually challenged person's mouth prior to departing the mortal coil?


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Offline Kroduk

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2009, 02:05:26 AM »
"Hey guys, watch this!"

Offline Caeli

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2009, 02:43:45 AM »
"Are you absolutely sure this thing works?"

Offline Mordred

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2009, 02:46:18 AM »
"You said those were blanks!!!"

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2009, 03:54:27 AM »
My personal favourite is "Don't worry, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist .."

General John Sedgewick, during the American Civil War. At that point a cannonball took his head off.

Offline BaronS

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2009, 04:27:53 AM »
"Dont worry, its not loaded."

Personally I intend for mine to be "The gold is buried..." and die mid-sentence.  That would leave everyone wondering. 

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2009, 10:45:27 AM »
"I have a bad feeling about this..."

Offline saturnschild

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2009, 11:05:58 AM »
"hey lets go down the deserted path way to get home.....of course it safe its deserted"

Offline Amberghylles

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2009, 11:11:28 AM »
"Why are the torches turning blue?"

Offline Kroduk

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2009, 12:04:07 PM »
"So... didja eat 'em?"

Said to a high level Barbarian concerning his dead parents.

Offline gtredford

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2009, 12:27:34 PM »
No! Not the red button!

Offline Mordred

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2009, 12:47:26 PM »
Nice hotel you have here, Mr Bates!

Offline Kroduk

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2009, 02:43:37 PM »
"It's the red wire. Always cut the red wire."

Offline Diabolus Lupus

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2009, 03:01:17 PM »
"Ooo, Goodie" <- Always spells particularly difficult encounters for our party when coming from the DM's mouth.

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2009, 03:08:19 PM »
Awww isn't it cute.... its only a baby....

Offline Mordred

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2009, 03:24:24 PM »
Last one in the water is a rotten egg!

Offline Kroduk

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2009, 03:25:02 PM »
"Nah, it's allright, Hippos are friendly! They're like the big, fat, cows of the river."

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2009, 03:28:56 PM »
"what the, who drooled on my shoulder?!?"

Offline Diabolus Lupus

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2009, 03:29:46 PM »
"Ooh, shiny!"

Offline Mordred

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2009, 03:31:23 PM »
Who needs an electrician... I know what I'm doing!

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2009, 03:33:41 PM »
dude, whats that smell?

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #21 on: March 12, 2009, 03:41:00 PM »
If we're bringing in in-game ones, the following was uttered by a guy I played with back at high school.

"I headbutt the dragon AGAIN!"

That one still makes me laugh.

Offline Mordred

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #22 on: March 12, 2009, 03:43:31 PM »
Umm, do you hear a chainsaw?

Offline Diabolus Lupus

Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #23 on: March 12, 2009, 03:50:33 PM »
Not really last words, but we still give the guy a hard time about it, since he said this as we were going into combat.

"I go and masturbate in the corner."

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Re: "Famous" Last Words
« Reply #24 on: March 12, 2009, 03:57:22 PM »
Hey man... what's with the hook?