Author Topic: Breakup with the person above you! (Read 367686 times)

abandoneddolly · « **Reply #5275 on:** June 03, 2011, 12:17:37 AM »

Awww now you say something all cute. your making this harder then it needs to be. you frustrate me, cause i cant make you come. you need to be with someone more skilled.

Prefect Mos · « **Reply #5276 on:** June 03, 2011, 12:22:08 AM »

Has to let you go for not understanding that the final actions of the male process can not compare to the sweet cooings of a sweet girl, tied in a not, and gently teased.. the final actions only last moments.. cooings can go on for hours under the population.. and If your so obbssed with a moment, you wont give me what is better.. than well.. it just would not work.

Shimeka · « **Reply #5277 on:** June 03, 2011, 01:42:45 AM »

I have to end this because... *drools* you two are like a Oh so tasty hot drug! I have to work and not be here doing nasty things with you two all day, every day... where was i... Oh yes This isn't about you, its about me! I'm sorry but I have to stop this addiction! Goodbye you hot and sexy things...

*steals one grope for the road*

abandoneddolly · « **Reply #5278 on:** June 03, 2011, 07:52:15 AM »

Im allergic to cats,your awesome but not awesome enough to put with this watery eyes and sneezing stuff, bye

olive · « **Reply #5279 on:** June 03, 2011, 09:00:27 AM »

Allergic to cats? Well Double D Dolly, that right there is a deal breaker. Did I complain when you wanted to stay in your little doll house all day? When you went about dripping and dropping all over the house? When your only response when I asked your for the lovins was shhhhhhhhhhh? No, no, and no. But now you tell me I can't have my 4 cats either? That's too much. WE are gathering our catnip and headed out the door. Hmmph!

Nico · « **Reply #5280 on:** June 03, 2011, 12:41:42 PM »

Darling, I really love you but I am so not a cat person! But we can stay friends. Promise!

Prefect Mos · « **Reply #5281 on:** June 03, 2011, 04:43:27 PM »

Dont you know the acronym soup is now FABGLITTER or QUILTBAG, Dumping you for not keeping up with the new terminology Or even .

Jaqueline · « **Reply #5282 on:** June 03, 2011, 05:38:44 PM »

Not enough muscles.
See you later.

Undeniable Sin · « **Reply #5283 on:** June 03, 2011, 09:10:13 PM »

I've always been a more independent person, and I have to say I don't really enjoy having my strings pulled. It's been real, but this is the end. Goodbye

Harley · « **Reply #5284 on:** June 05, 2011, 01:31:19 PM »

I'm not really feeling the whole 'I-want-to-be-with-a-woman thing. I'd rather have that guy that you are breathing upon. So, I'm running away with him! Ha! Bye.

Mordred · « **Reply #5285 on:** June 05, 2011, 10:34:24 PM »

I know I'm no one to talk but.. you really need to do something about how you apply that lipstick. Yes, it's quirky and cute but.. hmm, does it even come off? Plus, you know the color red always has a crazy effect on me. It's just too much, all the time.. I already have an issue with sanity. Any little nudge and off that cliff I tumble. As much as it saddens me, I must go. Goodbye.

Zealously Jaded · « **Reply #5286 on:** June 05, 2011, 10:35:54 PM »

*Changes facebook status to 'Single' and status to "You're clothes are on the lawn...better get them before the fire does."*

Mordred · « **Reply #5287 on:** June 05, 2011, 10:41:06 PM »

I thought it was just your name but.. yikes I had no idea absinthe was in your blood. Too many mornings I have woken in the strangest places. It was fun but I have to hold onto that tiny shred of control I have. It's not the dark ages any longer. Do you realize my name is now on a database? I can't be having that. Sorry gorgeous but I have to go! Oh jeez.. can I have one more drink?

Zealously Jaded · « **Reply #5288 on:** June 05, 2011, 10:44:59 PM »

I told you a thousand times not to smoke that freaking cigar and what are you doing? Lighting up...in my face...its like you're trying to piss me off. And why are you covered in blue...again? Are you having an affair with a smurf? You know what i don't care... get you're blue arse out of here!!!

ArtemisHighmore · « **Reply #5289 on:** June 05, 2011, 11:38:53 PM »

Darling, you are amazing, truly you are. What we had is beyond anything I can ever hope for again. But you are always drinking and complaining about a green fairy. I've had enough dear. You need to get checked and maybe we can rebuild what was...or maybe we can't. Either way, this is me saying goodbye.

Belle33 · « **Reply #5290 on:** June 06, 2011, 04:07:37 AM »

You never look at me when I talk to you; you always seem so distracted. Whatever it is that has your attention can keep it - I'm leaving.

Zaphod · « **Reply #5291 on:** June 06, 2011, 01:54:36 PM »

I am tired of spending a small fortune on shampoo to keep your hair all wavy and shiny! I need a less high maintenance girl. We are through.

olive · « **Reply #5292 on:** June 06, 2011, 03:39:55 PM »

I need you to go get a real job instead of standing around looking all sexy and sweaty all day. I mean you are hot and all but a girl's got to eat some time. *goes to answer another call from the bill-collectors..puts hand over receiver* Now scoot!

Belle33 · « **Reply #5293 on:** June 07, 2011, 08:48:04 AM »

Wait - I thought you were going to tattoo my name on your bottom. I don't think you're as serious about this relationship as you indicated in the heat of passion. We're done!

Prefect Mos · « **Reply #5294 on:** June 07, 2011, 09:11:08 AM »

Do you have any idea how tight you are.... with both of us up in there!!!! sorry weve had enough bruising ... Buh - Bye!

Belle33 · « **Reply #5295 on:** June 07, 2011, 09:15:42 AM »

I can't believe you are willing to share me! Where's the loyalty. I'm leaving you for the guy in the back

Prefect Mos · « **Reply #5296 on:** June 07, 2011, 09:17:15 AM »

Sorry , sex is like potochips, you cant just try it once.

Xandi · « **Reply #5297 on:** June 07, 2011, 02:53:28 PM »

I can't believe you would break my heart like that. I am crushed. *cries* bye

elone · « **Reply #5298 on:** June 07, 2011, 02:58:28 PM »

You are always off in space somewhere, I need you here on Earth. It's me or space baby.

Xandi · « **Reply #5299 on:** June 07, 2011, 03:09:52 PM »

How could you give me an ultamatium like that? You never understood my desire for perfection. I loved you because you were so perfect and now you....you....just break my heart like I don't even matter. *cries* bye