You are either not logged in or not registered with our community. Click here to register.
 
December 08, 2016, 12:05:15 AM

Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length

Click here if you are having problems.
Default Wide Screen Beige Lilac Rainbow Black & Blue October Send us your theme!

Hark!  The Herald!
Holiday Issue 2016

Wiki Blogs Dicebot

Author Topic: Breakup with the person above you!  (Read 289857 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Kythia

  • Noooo-one Fights like Kythia no-one bites like Kythia
  • Dame
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Oct 2012
  • Gender: Female
  • No one chain smokes Marlboro lights like Kythia
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 1
Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9925 on: April 23, 2015, 04:00:28 PM »
Why won't you let me see the top of your head, Raef?  Why?  What are you hiding up there?  It's freaking me the fuck out, that's what its doing.  Like, why would you choose an appearance that only showed part of your body?  Weird, if you ask me.  Don't, like, don't truncate part of yourself.  It makes you look shifty.  Like there's some sort of weird growth up there you're hoping noone will notice.

Well. I have Raef, I have.  And as someone passionately devoted t showing every last part of someone's head in their forum avatar I can't be with you any longer.  I have a reputation to uphold.

Offline Raef

  • ~Love is the air that I breath~
  • Lord
  • Enchanted
  • *
  • Join Date: Mar 2015
  • Location: South Africa
  • Gender: Male
  • Why try to fit in when you were born to stand out?
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9926 on: April 23, 2015, 04:07:52 PM »
Well now! This is rich coming from Miss "Have-long-flowing-blond-hair-but-no-head-at-all" Kythia! I say! *huffs irritably*

Did non of those precious seconds I gave you, mean a thing? *sobs but mans the frig up* I wont cry for you!

I'm done! You don't break up with me...I...dump...your...well formed, shapely and might I add, hawt ass!

Offline Angelic Kitten

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9927 on: April 24, 2015, 07:32:44 AM »
My god Raef, I cant stand you anymore.

I cant be dating anyone that spends more time in the bathroom than me.  That's just a little too Metro for me.

Offline AmberStarfire

  • Rogue Starlight ~ Fantasy Novelist ~ This Is Who We Are ~ Scully to his Mulder
  • Dame
  • Carnite
  • *
  • Join Date: Aug 2008
  • Location: Somewhere that makes me smile
  • Gender: Female
  • ❤ Snuggler of the Wyld and Hairy ❤
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 1
Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9928 on: April 24, 2015, 07:39:27 AM »
I'm allergic to cats, angelic or not. I just can't take the sneezing anymore, I feel like my nose is about to drop off.

I'm sorry Angelic Kitten, but it is not meant to be!

Offline seekeroftruth22

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9929 on: April 24, 2015, 11:50:45 AM »
 *hugs starfire and kisses her forehead* im sorry Nalla, we cannot be together, im moving to Ireland and you belong here. please forgive me

Offline Raef

  • ~Love is the air that I breath~
  • Lord
  • Enchanted
  • *
  • Join Date: Mar 2015
  • Location: South Africa
  • Gender: Male
  • Why try to fit in when you were born to stand out?
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9930 on: April 24, 2015, 03:59:14 PM »
Doood! What the heck man! You drank my last guinness! This bromance is totes over! *Storms out*

Offline seekeroftruth22

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9931 on: April 24, 2015, 06:04:03 PM »
 *calls out after him* that's what you get for not doing the dishes when it was your turn!

Offline Merry Gentry

  • cuddled up somewhere I probably shouldn't be
  • Dame
  • Enchanted
  • *
  • Join Date: Apr 2010
  • Location: somewhere in the middle
  • Gender: Female
  • Tease me, kiss me, seduce me
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9932 on: April 26, 2015, 08:55:43 PM »
We really don't know each other... sorry!

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9933 on: April 26, 2015, 08:58:04 PM »
You could do so much better than me baby. I just can't hold you back any longer.

Offline Merry Gentry

  • cuddled up somewhere I probably shouldn't be
  • Dame
  • Enchanted
  • *
  • Join Date: Apr 2010
  • Location: somewhere in the middle
  • Gender: Female
  • Tease me, kiss me, seduce me
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9934 on: April 26, 2015, 09:01:39 PM »
You're quite Insatiable, and I am just exhausted by you! 

Offline Angelic Kitten

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9935 on: April 28, 2015, 12:55:29 PM »
My god, it's always me me me me me... Can't you think of anyone besides yourself for just a moment?

It's over... over i tell you.. .I can't stand to be...oh... wait... Sorry bout that, I dont seem to know you at all, though you do have a striking resemblance.

So much so that i can't even contemplate starting, so yeah, it's over before we start i'm afraid.

Offline Mikem

  • *Cancer Survivor*
  • Permabanned
  • Seducer
  • *
  • Join Date: Nov 2012
  • Location: In the damp and dreary Pacific Northwest
  • Gender: Male
  • No labels. I'm a Man and that's all that I am.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9936 on: April 28, 2015, 02:07:53 PM »
Angelic I'm sorry. It's not that I don't like you, it's just...you're a kitten. It just can't work, I mean literally. You're another species and tiny and fragile and cute. You're too cute and adorable to be with seriously, every time I see you I just want to snuggle your wittle face. I need a woman.

But really, it's not you, it's me. I'd still love it if we could stay friends. I'll keep doing that butt scratching thing you love so much.

Offline Stone

  • I'd sell your heart to the junkman, baby, for a buck. For a buck.
  • Lord
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Sep 2011
  • Location: The Hand.
  • Gender: Male
  • Shedding every value our mothers taught.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9937 on: April 28, 2015, 10:05:37 PM »
Well, I just looked at your birth certificate. You're not Moby. Liar. Go away.

Offline Mikem

  • *Cancer Survivor*
  • Permabanned
  • Seducer
  • *
  • Join Date: Nov 2012
  • Location: In the damp and dreary Pacific Northwest
  • Gender: Male
  • No labels. I'm a Man and that's all that I am.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9938 on: April 28, 2015, 10:09:43 PM »
Well, I just looked at your birth certificate. You're not Moby. Liar. Go away.

You're the second person to mention that guy. I had to look him up I had no idea what you guys were talking about. lol Did you think I was trying to look like him?

Oh, and uh, well I'm leaving you cause we're both dudes.

Offline Caradoc

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9939 on: April 28, 2015, 10:51:54 PM »
Aside from the whole being straight thing, I really like long hair, and you just don't have any. I'm sorry. It's over.

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9940 on: April 28, 2015, 11:13:05 PM »
So I was like poking around in your drawers and in the safe, that was behind the frame and I just happened to find your passport.

You're not a Doctor named Cara at all! And here I thought I was gonna make my Momma proud by dating a (rich) doctor and if it went really well, you know... I wouldn't have to worry about health insurance forevvvver.

*pouts* This is so not fair. I mean, I like you and all, but... what? You want me to actually work and get a job of my own and write up a resume? Really? Do you know how hard that is? Is this a joke? *tilts head* Cause, you know... it's not really funny.

I'm gonna break up with you now.

Offline Caradoc

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9941 on: April 28, 2015, 11:32:30 PM »
((I don't have a comeback for that one, but it was GREAT. *steps back out of the way for next response*))

Offline Kythia

  • Noooo-one Fights like Kythia no-one bites like Kythia
  • Dame
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Oct 2012
  • Gender: Female
  • No one chain smokes Marlboro lights like Kythia
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 1
Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9942 on: April 29, 2015, 06:01:36 AM »
Oh, you think you can just step out of the way do you?  Just be all like "Oh, don't mind me, you just break up with Blue Bunny Sparkle"

Well, I've got news for you sweetheart, that ain't the way this gal rolls.  In a thread commanding me to break up with the person above me I am simply not the type of person to ignore that and break up with the person two above me.  No sirree bob.  So you just sit right down and get broken up with, you hear me?

"*steps back out of the way*" indeed.  Y'know, Caradoc, this is exactly why I'm dumping you.  You just think you can step out of the way, just keep your head down and nothing bad will happen to you.  Just sit and let someone else take the dumping that is rightfully yours.  Well, that may how it works in happy shiny unapproved land, but round here we break up with the person we're damn well meant to break up with.  If you don't like it, get back to Russia.

So you're dumped, Caradoc.  Me and Blue Bunny Sparkle are strong, and I don't appreciate you trying to make me dump her.  You just watch it *narrows eyes warily*

(Welcome to E! by the way)

Offline Raef

  • ~Love is the air that I breath~
  • Lord
  • Enchanted
  • *
  • Join Date: Mar 2015
  • Location: South Africa
  • Gender: Male
  • Why try to fit in when you were born to stand out?
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9943 on: April 29, 2015, 06:14:41 AM »
*Walks in waggling his finger ominously at Kythia*

Now you just hold a darn tootin, fire shoot, TV mutin’  minute, Miss Firm-Tush! You can’t just go around breaking up with nice guys all willy-nilly like Caradoc! *huffs for emphasis*

If I was you, I wouldn’t be putting a fella down like that, especially coming from someone like you that has jeans that seems to have had a brawl with shredder and lost! I say! *wobbles his cheeks in exasperation*

Just because because he wants to spare her feelings, you will stomp on his kind and gentle heart! You, ma’dam…are a heartless, blonde um…sexy erm..that is to say…terrible (or terribly hot) personage!

You think you are the bees knees, don’t ya? Well…Im here to give you a jolly good what what and then some! Its OVER! I'm leaving your delectable arse! Har Har Har! I threw all your dubious lingerie out into the street too! Payback is a…oh candy *goes off to scratch his sweet tooth itch*

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9944 on: May 10, 2015, 07:59:36 PM »
I'm not blind.  I've seen you flirting like mad with you know who.  You and I are so over.

Offline Merry Gentry

  • cuddled up somewhere I probably shouldn't be
  • Dame
  • Enchanted
  • *
  • Join Date: Apr 2010
  • Location: somewhere in the middle
  • Gender: Female
  • Tease me, kiss me, seduce me
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9945 on: May 20, 2015, 09:26:19 PM »
You're always trying to suppress my natural flirty nature and I just can't be contained like that! I need my space!
We are just done, sorry!

Offline DrippingWords4562

  • The Beach Bum Bibliophile | DrippyWilly (Apparently)
  • Lord
  • Enchanted
  • *
  • Join Date: Mar 2015
  • Location: On a Soccer Pitch, California
  • Gender: Male
  • If you play your cards right, I'll lick you.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9946 on: May 20, 2015, 09:32:53 PM »
What, you didn't think I was going to check your Snapchat stories, Merry?! I saw you with Belle, even though you said you were going to leave her. Well now, I'm leaving you!!!

Slams door

Offline Wispyr

  • Story Keeper ♦ Dragon Tamer ♦ Jewel Bearer ♦ Imp Wispyrer ♦
  • Knight
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Aug 2014
  • Location: Minnesota
  • Gender: Male
  • The Weaver of Words
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 1
Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9947 on: May 21, 2015, 05:09:51 AM »
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?

-Strolls out-

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9948 on: May 21, 2015, 09:35:45 AM »
Oh. It's hot in here alright!

That's cause I'm here. Burning things up Baby. Like a wild FIRE through the California tinder.

You know that ol' saying? About the heat and the kitchen?

Well, don't let the swinging door hit you in the ass, darlin'.

I'm not spending any more time locked in the deep freeze.

Adios!



Offline DrippingWords4562

  • The Beach Bum Bibliophile | DrippyWilly (Apparently)
  • Lord
  • Enchanted
  • *
  • Join Date: Mar 2015
  • Location: On a Soccer Pitch, California
  • Gender: Male
  • If you play your cards right, I'll lick you.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9949 on: May 21, 2015, 07:18:52 PM »
You're so full of yourself, I can't take it anymore.

That wig looks dumb, too.

PEACE!