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Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9925 on: April 28, 2015, 11:13:05 PM »
So I was like poking around in your drawers and in the safe, that was behind the frame and I just happened to find your passport.

You're not a Doctor named Cara at all! And here I thought I was gonna make my Momma proud by dating a (rich) doctor and if it went really well, you know... I wouldn't have to worry about health insurance forevvvver.

*pouts* This is so not fair. I mean, I like you and all, but... what? You want me to actually work and get a job of my own and write up a resume? Really? Do you know how hard that is? Is this a joke? *tilts head* Cause, you know... it's not really funny.

I'm gonna break up with you now.

Offline Caradoc

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9926 on: April 28, 2015, 11:32:30 PM »
((I don't have a comeback for that one, but it was GREAT. *steps back out of the way for next response*))

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9927 on: April 29, 2015, 06:01:36 AM »
Oh, you think you can just step out of the way do you?  Just be all like "Oh, don't mind me, you just break up with Blue Bunny Sparkle"

Well, I've got news for you sweetheart, that ain't the way this gal rolls.  In a thread commanding me to break up with the person above me I am simply not the type of person to ignore that and break up with the person two above me.  No sirree bob.  So you just sit right down and get broken up with, you hear me?

"*steps back out of the way*" indeed.  Y'know, Caradoc, this is exactly why I'm dumping you.  You just think you can step out of the way, just keep your head down and nothing bad will happen to you.  Just sit and let someone else take the dumping that is rightfully yours.  Well, that may how it works in happy shiny unapproved land, but round here we break up with the person we're damn well meant to break up with.  If you don't like it, get back to Russia.

So you're dumped, Caradoc.  Me and Blue Bunny Sparkle are strong, and I don't appreciate you trying to make me dump her.  You just watch it *narrows eyes warily*

(Welcome to E! by the way)

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9928 on: April 29, 2015, 06:14:41 AM »
*Walks in waggling his finger ominously at Kythia*

Now you just hold a darn tootin, fire shoot, TV mutin’  minute, Miss Firm-Tush! You can’t just go around breaking up with nice guys all willy-nilly like Caradoc! *huffs for emphasis*

If I was you, I wouldn’t be putting a fella down like that, especially coming from someone like you that has jeans that seems to have had a brawl with shredder and lost! I say! *wobbles his cheeks in exasperation*

Just because because he wants to spare her feelings, you will stomp on his kind and gentle heart! You, ma’dam…are a heartless, blonde um…sexy erm..that is to say…terrible (or terribly hot) personage!

You think you are the bees knees, don’t ya? Well…Im here to give you a jolly good what what and then some! Its OVER! I'm leaving your delectable arse! Har Har Har! I threw all your dubious lingerie out into the street too! Payback is a…oh candy *goes off to scratch his sweet tooth itch*

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9929 on: May 10, 2015, 07:59:36 PM »
I'm not blind.  I've seen you flirting like mad with you know who.  You and I are so over.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9930 on: May 20, 2015, 09:26:19 PM »
You're always trying to suppress my natural flirty nature and I just can't be contained like that! I need my space!
We are just done, sorry!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9931 on: May 20, 2015, 09:32:53 PM »
What, you didn't think I was going to check your Snapchat stories, Merry?! I saw you with Belle, even though you said you were going to leave her. Well now, I'm leaving you!!!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9932 on: May 21, 2015, 05:09:51 AM »
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?

-Strolls out-

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9933 on: May 21, 2015, 09:35:45 AM »
Oh. It's hot in here alright!

That's cause I'm here. Burning things up Baby. Like a wild FIRE through the California tinder.

You know that ol' saying? About the heat and the kitchen?

Well, don't let the swinging door hit you in the ass, darlin'.

I'm not spending any more time locked in the deep freeze.

Adios!



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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9934 on: May 21, 2015, 07:18:52 PM »
You're so full of yourself, I can't take it anymore.

That wig looks dumb, too.

PEACE!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9935 on: May 21, 2015, 08:15:57 PM »
All the snooping and the checking up on me, the stalking my phone and work and friends?
You don't trust me and without trust, we have nothing!

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9936 on: May 22, 2015, 10:26:52 AM »
Oh Merry, Merry, Merry. Silly little Merry!

Of course we have something! Or, I have something. Videos and screen shots of you at your most private-est of moments.
Seems the 'stalking' as you call it paid off, and I have hours of editing to do to make that really great youtube video. And you're the STAR!

But honey, you're a little too wild for my tastes, so I'll have to let you go.


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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9937 on: May 22, 2015, 02:43:23 PM »
Bunny I can't break up with you. I know that I am expected to break up with you since that is the name of the thread but I just can't. You are wonderful, awesome, beautiful, sweet and just everything to me. So no I refuse to do it. I will be a rebel and break the rules before I break up with the most perfect woman I have ever met.

Hugs my dear bunny.

xoxo

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9938 on: May 22, 2015, 11:09:32 PM »
Xandi you are far to good for the likes of me, and you need to be with someone that deserves you.
I can't keep you to myself. It just wouldn't be fair.  I release you!  Be happy.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9939 on: May 22, 2015, 11:12:38 PM »
Merry, I'm sorry. It's just, that was too much ass for me to handle.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9940 on: May 23, 2015, 03:19:56 AM »
I knew it! Cheating on me with Merry! Well its too late, missy sexy thang! Its over!...OVER i tell you! *storms off to go find a big tub of ice-cream*

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9941 on: May 23, 2015, 01:36:57 PM »
You accused me of cheating?  I know you who you were with, and what you were doing! I can handle that, what I can't abide by is the fact that you didn't invite me to join in!?  How could you! *sobs*

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9942 on: May 23, 2015, 02:30:11 PM »
I'm sorry I cant be with you any longer. I cant stand the fact that everyman or woman literally undresses you (of the little that you wear)with their stare at you exuberant mannerisms. Your aura is hypnotizing to those that barely cast a glance your way, only to be entrapped in the vacuum of your beauty. I cant bare it anymore. I'm sorry I must go now. 

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9943 on: May 23, 2015, 02:35:26 PM »
You are really wonderful, truly, however you're just too... what's the word I'm looking for, clean?
Sometimes a girl needs to be taken to the wild side, and you just don't have it in you.   Sorry!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9944 on: May 23, 2015, 03:07:00 PM »
HA! Its not enough that I own a mansion and several estates on the wild side, but now...NOW...you didn't jump in for surprise sexy time when I had hoped! You have desyncronished from me, Merry...why...just...WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! *le sobs* It just cannot be *insert dramatic ending theme song here*

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9945 on: May 23, 2015, 07:34:40 PM »
It's not you, it's me. I just, I just need a little softness in my life at this time and you're all hardness.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9946 on: May 23, 2015, 08:54:19 PM »
You want it soft, you want it rough, you want it here and there and everywhere... there is just NO pleasing you!  I'm out.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9947 on: May 26, 2015, 02:55:27 AM »
I told you. No panties in this house. Ever. But you don't listen. Go park your panty-clad butt out in the park.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9948 on: May 26, 2015, 02:57:54 AM »
I told you my limits. I even said I would set a safety word. You just didn't squeeze my neck rough enough. I'm sorry. . .

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9949 on: May 26, 2015, 02:59:36 AM »
Well, excuse me. You were fresh from the shower and all slippery and my other hand was busy stealing your mon... er, I mean sealing the envelope. For bills.

Which you never pay. Git!