Oh, you think you can just step out of the way do you? Just be all like "Oh, don't mind me, you just break up with Blue Bunny Sparkle"
Well, I've got news for you sweetheart, that ain't the way this gal rolls. In a thread commanding me to break up with the person above me I am simply not the type of person to ignore that and break up with the person two above me. No sirree bob. So you just sit right down and get broken up with, you hear me?
"*steps back out of the way*" indeed. Y'know, Caradoc, this is exactly why I'm dumping you. You just think you can step out of the way, just keep your head down and nothing bad will happen to you. Just sit and let someone else take the dumping that is rightfully yours. Well, that may how it works in happy shiny unapproved land, but round here we break up with the person we're damn well meant to break up with. If you don't like it, get back to Russia.
So you're dumped, Caradoc. Me and Blue Bunny Sparkle are strong, and I don't appreciate you trying to make me dump her. You just watch it *narrows eyes warily*
(Welcome to E! by the way)