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Issue 74 (Autumn) ~ August thru October 2017

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Author Topic: Breakup with the person above you!  (Read 339987 times)

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Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9900 on: March 15, 2015, 10:45:50 PM »
Dear Cayenne,

So there we were, at the Jurassic Amusement Park having so much fun poking dinosaurs with sticks and taking selfies in front of a bunch of  stegosaurus to show our non-adventurous friends.

Funny how Kythia kept texting you through it all. Funny how you kept texting her back. Even funnier is how I peeked at your conversations. And... I know you said you didn't care, but there was that hint of desperation in your typing that said you did.

So, I'm sorry for the 6 pounds of raw hamburger I hid in your backpack when we next went to visit the T-Rexs. And it really hurt me to lock you inside the containment gate. Really. My heart was breaking the whole time I lowered down that massive gate and clicked the locks. Really! I even cried a little.

But you know... I'm a one woman gal. And you're now like some little dino snack, so I guess it's time for me to find a new adventure on some hard to reach island in the middle of nowhere with a new girl... one without a phone!


Offline Cayenne

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9901 on: March 16, 2015, 09:30:27 AM »
Dear Blue Bunny.

This probably isn't something I should be sharing with the world but.. honestly I do recall you trying to murder me at least once.

I don't know that I was ever super into this idea of you wearing a skin tight suit of flexible aluminium foil, and every occurrence of sex began with you laying splayed on the bed screaming "TEAR OFF THE FOIL AND EAT ME" I mean, I have some unique fetishes myself, but honestly, everyday isn't your special day where it's all about you and your specific, and kind of creepy at times needs.   I mean, I don't know that you've realized how incredibly sweaty you get while wearing this body suit of unbreathable material - and of course - you've been hot boxing all day makes all things much more ...lets call it potent.

Not to mention (But to mention anyway), you talking over the whole 'eating' process saying how you'll be going right to my hips and obviously be back tomorrow because of the addictive properties of chocolate (Of which, you are kind of not - regardless of skin colour).

So anyway, if you ever come out of your shell (Literally, just stop wearing that thing), give me a ring.

Keeping her options open, Cayenne~

Offline Renegade Vile

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9902 on: March 16, 2015, 09:52:41 AM »
Cayenne,

Your obsession with the tilde has gone too far. I could tolerate the custom rims on the car. I could understand the tattoos. And I could look beyond the need to vocally add the word "tilde" at the back of every sentence you uttered; just to stay in line with your written word.
But the moment you decided to try and brand me with a hot, tilde-shaped poker, you went too far. You know I wanted an infinity sign instead, and you just callously disregarded it.

We're done. And you can take the cat with you. She's not been the same since you shaved her anyway.

Yours nevermore,
Bob A. Nonimity

Offline Kythia

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9903 on: March 29, 2015, 08:46:37 PM »
I don't get it, Renegade Vile.  What did you think was going to happen when I regained my eyesight?

Obviously you're dumped.  I mean...obviously.

Offline SpiralSpider

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9904 on: April 01, 2015, 11:46:52 PM »
You've been plotting against me so, of course we can't stay together.  ::)

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9905 on: April 02, 2015, 09:25:47 PM »
Look... look... it's... you're wonderful. You are.

And it has been wonderful. Every moment. Every second. Every thought.

But... see....

...now I know you're a Princess Jellyfish fan, and that is awesome, but as I know you know out of necessity whenever I see you I must freeze until you move out of my range of vision. It's a protective reflex. Just....

No no. This post must suffice. I have way too much to get done to be in stunned Otaku mode. Goodbye forever.

Online CutiebyNight

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9906 on: April 14, 2015, 11:25:18 PM »
Darling, it won't work out between us.

You're a Lord, I'm an unapproved.

Love isn't meant for people such as you and I!

We are from two different worlds!

I guess... this is... goodbye! ~prances away in melodramatic fashion~

Offline Raef

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9907 on: April 16, 2015, 02:52:24 PM »
Sorry dood! This bromance ends now! I cant believe you ate the last piece of pizza in the fridge! Gah!

Offline Angelic Kitten

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9908 on: April 19, 2015, 07:30:28 PM »
Raef,

I'm sorry... losing the keys to the handcuffs was the last straw... I'm afraid I gotta tell you it's over.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9909 on: April 20, 2015, 01:42:24 AM »
Wait what? You cant break up with me! I'm breaking up with you! I'm tired of having to pick up your toys after you, woman! :P and put the batteries back in the TV remote if you borrow them at least! sheeesh!

Offline Kythia

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9910 on: April 23, 2015, 04:00:28 PM »
Why won't you let me see the top of your head, Raef?  Why?  What are you hiding up there?  It's freaking me the fuck out, that's what its doing.  Like, why would you choose an appearance that only showed part of your body?  Weird, if you ask me.  Don't, like, don't truncate part of yourself.  It makes you look shifty.  Like there's some sort of weird growth up there you're hoping noone will notice.

Well. I have Raef, I have.  And as someone passionately devoted t showing every last part of someone's head in their forum avatar I can't be with you any longer.  I have a reputation to uphold.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9911 on: April 23, 2015, 04:07:52 PM »
Well now! This is rich coming from Miss "Have-long-flowing-blond-hair-but-no-head-at-all" Kythia! I say! *huffs irritably*

Did non of those precious seconds I gave you, mean a thing? *sobs but mans the frig up* I wont cry for you!

I'm done! You don't break up with me...I...dump...your...well formed, shapely and might I add, hawt ass!

Offline Angelic Kitten

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9912 on: April 24, 2015, 07:32:44 AM »
My god Raef, I cant stand you anymore.

I cant be dating anyone that spends more time in the bathroom than me.  That's just a little too Metro for me.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9913 on: April 24, 2015, 07:39:27 AM »
I'm allergic to cats, angelic or not. I just can't take the sneezing anymore, I feel like my nose is about to drop off.

I'm sorry Angelic Kitten, but it is not meant to be!

Offline seekeroftruth22

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9914 on: April 24, 2015, 11:50:45 AM »
 *hugs starfire and kisses her forehead* im sorry Nalla, we cannot be together, im moving to Ireland and you belong here. please forgive me

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9915 on: April 24, 2015, 03:59:14 PM »
Doood! What the heck man! You drank my last guinness! This bromance is totes over! *Storms out*

Offline seekeroftruth22

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9916 on: April 24, 2015, 06:04:03 PM »
 *calls out after him* that's what you get for not doing the dishes when it was your turn!

Offline Merry Gentry

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9917 on: April 26, 2015, 08:55:43 PM »
We really don't know each other... sorry!

Offline Phoenixrisen

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« Reply #9918 on: April 26, 2015, 08:58:04 PM »
You could do so much better than me baby. I just can't hold you back any longer.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9919 on: April 26, 2015, 09:01:39 PM »
You're quite Insatiable, and I am just exhausted by you! 

Offline Angelic Kitten

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9920 on: April 28, 2015, 12:55:29 PM »
My god, it's always me me me me me... Can't you think of anyone besides yourself for just a moment?

It's over... over i tell you.. .I can't stand to be...oh... wait... Sorry bout that, I dont seem to know you at all, though you do have a striking resemblance.

So much so that i can't even contemplate starting, so yeah, it's over before we start i'm afraid.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9921 on: April 28, 2015, 02:07:53 PM »
Angelic I'm sorry. It's not that I don't like you, it's just...you're a kitten. It just can't work, I mean literally. You're another species and tiny and fragile and cute. You're too cute and adorable to be with seriously, every time I see you I just want to snuggle your wittle face. I need a woman.

But really, it's not you, it's me. I'd still love it if we could stay friends. I'll keep doing that butt scratching thing you love so much.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9922 on: April 28, 2015, 10:05:37 PM »
Well, I just looked at your birth certificate. You're not Moby. Liar. Go away.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9923 on: April 28, 2015, 10:09:43 PM »
Well, I just looked at your birth certificate. You're not Moby. Liar. Go away.

You're the second person to mention that guy. I had to look him up I had no idea what you guys were talking about. lol Did you think I was trying to look like him?

Oh, and uh, well I'm leaving you cause we're both dudes.

Offline Caradoc

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9924 on: April 28, 2015, 10:51:54 PM »
Aside from the whole being straight thing, I really like long hair, and you just don't have any. I'm sorry. It's over.