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Offline Knightshadow

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9850 on: December 24, 2014, 01:41:20 PM »
It's not me, it's you.
I need you to find a way to express yourself. Away from me, of course.
I need you to speak your mind and shout from the rooftops of the world; just not on my rooftop or my planet.
You need to spread your wings and branch out. Hope you don't plummet to your death...on my walkway.
Please put down the kitty and just leave.
Stop crying.
Save it for the next dumb bastard that buys the shit you're selling.

Buh bye.

Offline Koyume

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9851 on: December 24, 2014, 01:47:20 PM »
Dear Knightshadow,

I know we've had a good run and I told you we'd be together til the end of our days and all that, but sometimes the magic just... dies, you know? We were good for each other when we were younger and I thought that amazing bod was all I'd ever need or want, but I'm older now and I just need something... different. Look, it's not you and it's definitely not your fault, it's just me and whatever weirdness I'm going through, alright. You'll always be dear to me, and all those precious moments we shared will remain in my heart forever. But now, it's time to say goodbye.

I'm sorry,
Koyume

Offline Cayenne

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9852 on: January 05, 2015, 05:40:45 PM »
You're naked and afraid, lost in the woods!
Nobody else knows,  are you gone for good?
You thought it might be kinky to chase-me-down,
Little did you know I've a long-distance-runners-crown!

Things seemed normal when we were together,
People told us stupid cliches, like birds of a feather!
Now that you're living in the sasquach riddled forest,
I'm shacking up with your favourite florist!
(He's got quiet gentle hands you know!)

So while you're picking berries for your dinner,
Just remember who was this relationships winner~


Sincerely Cayenne~

Offline Adammair

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9853 on: January 16, 2015, 08:53:42 PM »
Cayenne,

You're so hot, in more ways than one, and you just keep getting hotter. I can't take the heat, so...I suppose I'll just have to get out of the kitchen.

With deepest regret,
Adammair

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9854 on: February 03, 2015, 01:45:14 PM »
There is  a post it note on the toilet tank top, while you take the time to relieve yourself in the morning.

Thanks for our last night.....

~Fae

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9855 on: February 03, 2015, 03:54:13 PM »
There is a post-it note stuck to the back of your wing.

It says "I met a man with equipment you don't have. Sorry,  but fly free pretty pixie!"

Offline Cayenne

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9856 on: February 03, 2015, 08:32:09 PM »
Dear Amber, 

How else can I convey my feeling, my desires, all that I need to say, but in a rap.

Once upon a time, in a far on place,
I was dumping your ass, to see the look on your face!
Oh!~
You'll never-ever-forget-me, not-a-moment-when-you-were-wit'me ,
For I am the the one, that holds the chain to your collar, Cuz every night in bed, I'm a like DAMN ROGUE SCHOLAR!
Woah!~
So each time you wake up, in your lonely little room,
I'll be driving by slow, with my engines a-vroom!
Yeah!~
I'll have dudes in the back, and bitches in the front, and everybody will have glistening mouths from eating out my (radio edit)
But baby don't worry, I won't burn this bridge, so take all those horny thoughts and put them in the fridge!
Cryo frozen in time and space, so when I show up you'll be ready-to-give-chase!
But until that time, content yourself with this rhyme, because forgetting about me, is the real worst crime!



Word, Cayenne~

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9857 on: February 06, 2015, 10:49:06 AM »
Dear Cayenne,

I switched the dial on the radio. I'm not into that rap thing anymore. Or the people doing it...

Ballroom dancing music has taken over my heart. You know its 'cause I've always been the classiest of broads. No shit. They serve champagne too. And not outta no Dixie cup darling. I put on the fancy, sweeping music and just you know FLOW. In a f'n circle. No bob. No hip hop. No aero freekz happening here. It's easier to keep my hair looking totally fabulous.

Enjoy the street, girl.

Miss High Class Bunny

Offline Cayenne

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9858 on: February 06, 2015, 02:21:45 PM »
Dearest Blue Bunny,

I can't believe you've forgotten about the streets!

You think your high class life can satisfy your low class skank desires you are dead wrong!  You think they got orgy dumpsters in the HIGH CLASS NEIGHBOURHOODS!? No, their garbage is so pristine they just put it back on the shelves in slightly lower class stores! That's how the world works! You don't know this because you're too busy making porn gagging on the silver spoon they are jabbing in your gullet!

You wanna expose yourself to a hobo? The closest thing they've got is the middle class person who takes care of your new neighbours house during the winter.  He doesn't know depravity, he still blushes at the idea of slightly off kilter missionary positions, don't even approach him with the idea of dangerous live wire electrical cord street trapeze sex!

So yanno, enjoy your fancy life! I'll be here keeping it real!

Keeping it nasty!

Keeping it on the cheap low!

Cayenne~

P.S. Hook a sister up with some scratch if you're so roll'n in it..~

Offline MasterMischief

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9859 on: February 06, 2015, 05:43:13 PM »
It's not me, it's you.  I mean, really...you.  You are just so...you know...YOU.  Sorry but you are just too much.

Offline PennySludt

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9860 on: February 07, 2015, 11:56:17 AM »
sorry MasterMischief, but your fur sheds terribly and i hate housework. this just isn't going to work.

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9861 on: February 07, 2015, 06:41:21 PM »
Dear Penny.
I am so sorry for the timing of this break up, with Valentines just under a week away. But I can't take this any longer, your slutty ways have broken my heart, whilst your body has ravaged my own. I wish it could be some other way, but my mind tells me to go whilst I can.
Goodbye Penny.
From,
Saphire </3

Offline Cayenne

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9862 on: February 07, 2015, 07:04:28 PM »
Dearest Saphire,

I'm going to make this brief.

That is all.

Oh, I'm being told that might have been too brief, so I will elaborate some.   I really loved your body, maybe I've been mind controlled by years of art history telling me that curvy is beautiful, and that every swell and outward roll of delicate flesh is as tantalizing as a bowl of fruit! Of course, you eventually started wearing corsets, which was cool, excluding the whole idea that your guts were being crushed into spaces where they would normally not be - and yanno, the whole shape-changing nature of it.

I get it, but at the same time I already read this sex story where a girl keeps going, wearing tighter and tighter corsets, almost gets kept by her best friend who secretly has the hots for her, but only to have her master use that girl up and sell her off to someone else! Of course it ends with the girl being unable to live without the corset, as yanno, removing the only thing keeping everything in place would kill her!

Crazy!

I just can't handle that, I'm sorry.   Though, at the time the thought of it seemed kind of erotic, but being that I am female, if the story plays out the same, I'll just end up in a bad way myself!  So what can I do but end it now while you're still in conservative attire!  I mean, I'm sure some outlandish life is ahead of you! If sex stories written by randoms are anything to go by.

So yeah, good luck with all of that!

Once yours, Cayenne~

Offline Kekec

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9863 on: February 10, 2015, 10:31:52 AM »
Cayene, you're the weakest link. Goodbye.

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9864 on: February 10, 2015, 10:43:41 AM »
Kekec.

You are the stoic type. I am overly emotional. I set the bed on fire, you didn't blink. I brought in those traveling circus performers, you didn't bother to get up from the tv and say hello. I parade around in nothing but shopping bags and rope... and does that get your your attentions?! Nope!

What does a girl have to do? Just tell me!

Wait. Wha? You want five, subservient wives.

B'ah!!!



Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9865 on: February 10, 2015, 06:52:30 PM »

God fucking dammit Blue, you've misplaced my roll of electrical tape yet again!? How many times have I told you not to touch my fucking tape! Thanks to you, I have no way of posting kinky nudies of myself in drag with a little piece of tape over my throbbing schwang to satisfy censorship requirements in several Asian countries.

This sucks... you are so done!

Ps. I want all of my tape back - nipple X's too.


Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9866 on: February 12, 2015, 10:15:48 AM »
Okay! Okay! Okay! *rips off tape and muffles a yelp*

Take your stinkin' tape back! But I want my blue angora sweater set back then!

OMG! You stretched it out! You ruined it Tainted!

We are sooo over and you owe me, that was my favorite one!


Online Livrainbows

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9867 on: February 12, 2015, 10:40:06 AM »
This relationship is the polar opposite to a roll of tape. It's short and we won't stick together.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9868 on: February 14, 2015, 09:55:36 PM »
Liv... my darling, my heart.

When we started dating I was really into that corset you always wore.  Until I realized that it never comes off.  NEVER.

I suppose I should have been suspicious when I saw all of those Febreeze crates, but enough is enough.  The smell follows you everywhere, and the fabric is starting to grow... things.

I've already called the CDC, maybe they can get you the help you need.

I'm gone.

KazBeast

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9869 on: February 14, 2015, 10:10:04 PM »
FOR GOODNESS SAKE KAZYTH! Put on some gosh darn clothes!

People think I dress this way because I'm kinky, but you know the truth! I hide my face because I can't take one more day of you strutting around in nothing but the skimpy towel.

Grocery store... little towel. Gas station... little towel. Mother's house... little towel and that old lady is getting far too excited I tell you!

I'm done Kazyth! Flaunt that hot bod all you want, but I'm outta here! And look out, you're not the only one that can give a little eye candy, babe!!


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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9870 on: February 14, 2015, 10:16:56 PM »
I'm sorry that I have to shatter your heart at the end of Valentine's day.  But between you and me we knew it had to end when I forgot what the safe word was and you had to become bondage Vader because the zipper on the back of the mask got stuck.  Not to mention where that broom handle broke off, that was really damn unfortunate.

Anyway i'm sorry, but your damaged goods now.

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9871 on: February 14, 2015, 10:21:38 PM »
It was all good and fun. And naughty. But then that collar came off.. and you know, the thrill kind of left. I mean, here you were like a regular guy and all... and the goodly man, the godly man with the high ideals, where did he go? The one that was so much fun to torment and tease and push into doing all those kinky things?

*sighs* Call me when you want to meet up in the confessional darling!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9872 on: February 14, 2015, 10:25:26 PM »
I'm sorry that I stole your mask for my snowman he needed a head, and well I wanted to see your pretty face. The way you flipped out though I guess I should have asked first. Goodbye, I'll be around if you want to help me build a new head for my snowman or something.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9873 on: February 14, 2015, 10:29:31 PM »
The crying blood thing started out pretty awesome.  You know the sort of things that I am in to.

But the pattering around when I'm trying to sleep?  The singing children in the walls?  And the bloody footprints everywhere?

I just really can't take it anymore.  I need my beauty sleep, and I need to be able to resell this house eventually.

I've got an exorcist here with me now, and I'll box up your stuff for you.

I'm keeping the dollhouse though.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9874 on: February 14, 2015, 10:50:00 PM »
To invert a subtitle out of the opera Siegfried: "If you don't show me the meaning of a real drubbing spanking I will break up with you and do without your help, for I must get that cane today!"  :D

*glares at the Kazbeast's crotch and arms*