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Offline Boatman

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9775 on: October 07, 2014, 02:24:40 AM »
Dearest Bunny,

When you said you wanted to be a mummy, I was at first a little shocked, but then overjoyed.
Yes, I thought, it was time we settled down.
I imagined the patter of tiny feet... ahhh... (brushes away a tear of joy).
Yes, yes, I knew the patter come after some time lying about crying for milk
(the baby I mean... On the other hand, I always wondered about the taste... No, NO!).

So, you said 'let's try now'.
"YES!!!"
But then you produced the packs of bandages.
Why would you need to dress up in bandages for sex I wondered?

Okay, so I got the wrong end of the stick.
You wanted to be pushed round the streets in a sarcophagus on wheels for Halloween.

Then came the really weird stuff.
You found you liked being kept tied up in the dark sarcophagus and you wouldn't come out.

It was a nightmare explaining to the neighbours...
And your mother calling the police!

No, I am off babe.

Sorry, but bye, bye Hatshepsut, or whatever you call yourself nowadays.

Boat

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9776 on: October 07, 2014, 02:57:30 AM »
Boatman,

Your name implied that you were a man with a boat. You know, like a yacht.
I have since some to realize that isn't what you meant.
However it is upon inspection of other elements of your eProfile that I believe that you did this intentionally.

"I have a big knife", but clearly, as everyone has seen, you do not.

I'm afraid you do not have the money... Or the "knife" that I'm looking for, I can do this anymore.

Sincerely not yours anymore,
Wispyr

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9777 on: October 07, 2014, 08:18:13 AM »
Wispyr...

Sometimes I can't hear you, the words that you speak. Sometimes I wonder what you have said.
Were they important or trifling things? Honest and truthful or nasty, dirty lies?

I do not know.

I can not hear your whispers.

And so, how can I stay...not understanding what you really feel? The risk is too great to my poor heart.

*whispers* Goodbye.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9778 on: October 07, 2014, 03:23:51 PM »
Ah.  This is awkward.  I thought you were someone else.  I'll just...errr...just wrap you back up and, yeah, be on my way.  Oh, before I go, there's a bandaged man around here somewhere.  Tell him I'm looking for him?  Oh, and call him maggot as well, he likes that.


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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9779 on: October 07, 2014, 05:20:54 PM »
My Dear, Kythia..

I know some people like to buy distressed jeans. They're fashion-forward, and that's cool. But these... I just don't understand where your money went; maybe to the wood chipper that they were sent through? I mean, less is more in most cases, but I'm not sure that applies here.

Anyway, despite the look of your fine ass through those holes, I think I need someone who's a bit more responsible with their money.

So... peace, love, and... I hope you're wearing underwear.

RT<3

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9780 on: October 07, 2014, 06:30:58 PM »
I suppose I can go with the easy ones and say that I no longer give a Rip....Or that the tide of our love has gone out....but that just seems to cheesy...You deserve better than that....There for I shall just say....Roll Tide Roll....

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9781 on: October 07, 2014, 08:19:17 PM »
You rolled me over, in the clover.


And did it again. And again. And again...


Now I'm motion sick and have hay fever.  I'm rolling on outa here.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9782 on: October 07, 2014, 11:33:00 PM »
My dear....it is a matter of necessity. ..I can't seem to find you anywhere!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9783 on: October 08, 2014, 01:40:00 AM »
I always break up in October cause I'm that kinda monster. Out, out!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9784 on: October 08, 2014, 10:22:24 PM »
That's just Stone cold.


I'm dropping you like a (not) hot rock!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9785 on: October 08, 2014, 10:26:18 PM »
Nowherewoman, you have yet to write with me yet in our group game. I'm breaking up with you because of that. :P

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9786 on: October 09, 2014, 10:17:08 AM »
You can't break up with me over that! You're never in the same place I am!


So I'm breaking up with YOU!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9787 on: October 12, 2014, 04:09:43 PM »
Nowherewoman,

I totally can not believe that you would turn on me like that. Was I not good enough for you?   ;D

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9788 on: October 13, 2014, 12:58:54 PM »
Sophyta, my sweet,

I woke up today and saw you here, and realized I don't even know who you are.
It's like I never knew, really. How can we, as people, ever truly expect to know
another? I must ponder these questions, and I must do it alone; this isn't a journey
that you can follow me on you see, because I do not know who you are.

Think of it in a lighter way, an easier way, if you will. Because I do not know you
It's much as though what he had never was, and since it wasn't it isn't and since
it isn't, we shouldn't take it to hard.

Goodbye, my sweet stranger.

-Wispyr

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9789 on: October 13, 2014, 01:07:02 PM »
Wispyr!

I wanted to stay with you. I liked being around you. You were funny and smart. Sweet even.

But I think you should know how difficult it is to hold a conversation with you when there is a woman standing behind you.
With her hands in your pants no less.

Good night kisses were awkward, dinners were a nightmare, forget making out... and other things.

Call me when she's gone! Unless... she wants to move around to my side?

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9790 on: October 13, 2014, 01:15:09 PM »
My dearest, sweetest, loveliest, Sparkling Blue Bunny,

I find it amusing you would call me out on the woman I keep behind me; when you so candidly carry that skull around.
Do you think I have not noticed? Yes, I've seen the look in your eyes, the way you stare intently, longingly into those deep empty sockets.

You can not break up with me, for I am leaving you! That skull has to go, and then, maybe we can work out... Joint custody on my invisible woman?

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9791 on: October 13, 2014, 01:30:39 PM »
What?

What?

You think its creepy to have a little companionship? Some one (someone's skull) to keep me company, answer the little voices in my head, play Magic 8 Ball with? Maybe even bowling....

You're a fine one to judge... You think... You know th--Um... hey... *runs hands over your head, through your hair to fell the skull beneath, mumbles* nice form and size and...

Oh Wispyr... perhaps I was hasty...

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9792 on: October 13, 2014, 02:03:49 PM »
Alas, poor Yorick!


I knew him, Bunny, a fellow of infinite jest,
of most excellent fancy.


I have borne him on my belly a thousand times,
and now how abhorr'd in my imagination it is.


My gorge rises at it.


And it's ALL YOUR FAULT!


I'm outa here. I prefer all my heads unshrunk, thank YOU!.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9793 on: October 20, 2014, 10:54:44 PM »
Ahhh Nowherewoman,

Don't pretend you cared for him. I have seen through that sham. And don't pretend you are a woman either...
I've seen the ears, I've felt that tell-tale points, nibbled on them even.
You can not lie to me, you are a magical creature as I am.

Shhhh now *raises hand to halt your speech*
I shall tell no one. But... I can not stay with one with who denies her true self.

Goodbye Nowherewoman... or should I say... Nowhereelf?

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9794 on: October 21, 2014, 05:49:40 AM »
BBS,

It takes alot for me to bring this up, but I feel I had to as when I came into this with you, I expected sparkle from a blue bunny... However you are not blue, are not a bunny or have one anywhere near you and you do not, sadly... sparkle. At least not literally, which is the way I expected you would.

Because of this, I'm sorry but I don't think things are going to work out... Perhaps we can talk more when I pick up my things... Which are still lacking in their blue bunny sparkles...

Goodbye...

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9795 on: October 21, 2014, 10:21:52 AM »
You're breaking up with me over sparkles? *eyes narrow dangerously*

You want sparkles? Sparkles? I'll give you SPARKLES! How about ten thousand of them?

All over your living room... in the tv and gaming consoles? Oh? Not enough you say?

How about some more... in YOUR bed and in the underwear drawer?

They're multicolored. You will find them for the next 8 years in the strangest places...

The kitchen? Ohhhh yes! The kitchen!

*runs around like a wild thing, flinging sparkly glitter EVERYWHERE*



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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9796 on: October 24, 2014, 10:48:51 PM »
You know what you said about big hands and feet?


Well, you lied. And I'm disappointed.


And gone.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9797 on: October 26, 2014, 12:34:19 PM »
So, elf ears. It's never been the same once I saw how you get the wax out.

Take your wax out with you!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9798 on: October 30, 2014, 11:33:12 AM »
Kythia find Stone
Stone not Alone
Stone in Bed
Stone getting Head

Stone now Dumped
Some Bitch gets Pumped
Kythia without Stone
Kythia/Stone no longer Bone

Pointless Poem makes Point
Kythia out of Joint
Poem's message True
Dumpsville population - You

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9799 on: October 30, 2014, 03:10:52 PM »
Kythia,

I apologise, that whilst I have a great love of those jeans you wear... It did not go down well with the rest of the family at the nice posh restaurant when I finally got you to meet them... It was perhaps my own fault for not mentioning a dress code, however the same thing occured when I took you to the work do to meet my boss and also I cannot trust my friends to not try something with you since we met them also... Kythia, you are far too attractive for me and therefore I must let you go free, to someone who perhaps can deal with such an attractive behind and the fallout such sweet cheeks generate...

My thoughts always on your behind...

Wander :)