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Offline Beguile's Mistress

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #975 on: October 06, 2009, 06:17:34 PM »
I'm tired of you stealing my stockings.  Get out!

Offline Duncan

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #976 on: October 06, 2009, 06:20:33 PM »
ENOUGH all you do is sit there and look at me like that.

Offline xKittyx

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #977 on: October 06, 2009, 06:28:31 PM »
I'm afraid your hair is constantly in the way when I try to kiss you, it's over...

Offline Kazyth

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #978 on: October 06, 2009, 07:57:00 PM »
You keep stealing my tacos!  I'll put up with a lot, but damnit woman, you didn't listen when I told you not to touch the tacos!  I'm outta here!

Offline auroraChloe

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #979 on: October 06, 2009, 08:05:43 PM »
Dude, the allergy meds just don't cut it.. *aaachooo!*   i'm out of here.

Offline DarkAngel

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #980 on: October 06, 2009, 08:40:06 PM »
Thats it how can you never look at me , You just want to look down all the time.. I'm out of here

Offline mkkdreams

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #981 on: October 07, 2009, 03:41:23 AM »
The feathers are everywhere!  No matter how much I clean they won't go away.  I guess I'll just have to ditch the source... buh bye.

Offline DarkAngel

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #982 on: October 07, 2009, 08:13:38 AM »
Oh please Bubbles.. You need to stop playing with dolls but no you play with them before you play with me ... Get out !

Offline Kaileikehi

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #983 on: October 07, 2009, 08:39:06 AM »
You're much too needy and you're always stealing my toys even though they need attention too! Now drop Mister Snoogy and leave before I sick the Barbies on you.

Offline TheLegionary

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #984 on: October 08, 2009, 08:13:22 AM »
You know, this is a hard decision, you are a sweet girl, one of those hard to find. Every man would die to be with you. However, I am taking a job position in Rwanda and I dont think you would enjoy being there. You off!

Offline Raven41174

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #985 on: October 08, 2009, 12:40:20 PM »
I'm sorry , but the loin cloth is just so 80's, I can't live in the past any longer, you have to go

Offline Kaiten

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #986 on: October 10, 2009, 06:19:59 AM »
You my friend are in desperate need of a tan, not me, so I'm gone.

Offline Raven41174

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #987 on: October 10, 2009, 06:22:12 AM »
I'm tired of your insecurity and trying to make people obey, I'm out of here

Offline HockeyGod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #988 on: October 10, 2009, 10:33:39 PM »
I just carved 666 into my left butt cheek. I'm thinking it's not going to work.

Offline Eternal Damnation

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #989 on: October 10, 2009, 11:07:05 PM »
Right. So today was alright. I woke up. Went to work. Slept with your sister. Oh. Did I mention that I was gay?

Offline HockeyGod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #990 on: October 10, 2009, 11:09:33 PM »
I just can't do this any longer. I've met my angel quota for the year.

Offline Saerrael

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #991 on: October 10, 2009, 11:14:39 PM »
...who says the Angels actually want you ?
Goodbye, and don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Offline HockeyGod

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #992 on: October 10, 2009, 11:18:36 PM »
Dear Saerra,

I know email is a crappy way to do this, but I'm just not sure how you would react. I know I'm your everthing, your reason for breathing. It's just...well...my mom hates you.

Alxnjsh

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #993 on: October 11, 2009, 12:13:05 AM »
I'm sorry al, but being gay does not quite cut it for me.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #994 on: October 11, 2009, 12:20:46 AM »
I'm sorry Ryo, but you were right, being full grown does not make you man . Sadly, the way you use your tool doesn't either. If the sex was better I'd be more then happy to stay, but what can I say? A girl's got needs!

Offline Eternal Damnation

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #995 on: October 11, 2009, 01:10:14 AM »
Knock. Knock. Oh. Wait. Wrong joke. What do you call a lesbian eskimo? A Klondike bar. Bad joke? Let me just get to the point then, For me, Eskimos are a hobby … kind of like fish.The small ones you throw back, The good-sized ones you take home for dinner, and The big ones you mount. You're not big so I can't mount you and I'm not hungry, so can you gather where you fit into the igloo?
« Last Edit: October 11, 2009, 01:13:13 AM by Eternal Damnation »

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #996 on: October 11, 2009, 01:15:30 AM »
I'll say it how it is. Life with you is ETERNAL DAMNATION! See ya.

Offline Eternal Damnation

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #997 on: October 11, 2009, 01:23:40 AM »
Experience is directly proportional to equipment ruined and let's face it, your equipment is ruined. Better luck next time.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #998 on: October 11, 2009, 01:29:04 AM »
Get you shit and get out!




....have a nice daaaay.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #999 on: October 11, 2009, 12:45:45 PM »
You cheat on me? What a girl? Bah, screw ya! :P