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Offline Kythia

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9725 on: September 08, 2014, 11:38:55 AM »
Huh, are we still together?  I'm pretty certain I dumped you didn't I?  No?  You sure?  Well, sorry about that, I certainly meant to.  No time like the present I guess.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9726 on: September 08, 2014, 11:44:02 AM »
You faithless in-fiddled woman, you copped out on me months ago and now you dare come back here and lurk behind my back. That's so not happening bitch!

*drives a pole in the ground to tie Kythia to it*

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9727 on: September 08, 2014, 05:09:02 PM »
Wow...
This... isn't going to be easy.
I don't want to break up with you honey...
But you can't talk... your constantly gagged.
Like seriously? A conversation can be nice occasionally.
Do not even moan at me right now, I tried, I really did want this to work.
But I cant take it anymore, you're slowly driving me absolutely bonkers! I was crazy enough!

Bye LouLou.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9728 on: September 09, 2014, 07:52:23 AM »
To my long red woman in a blue dress:


It was supposed to be black, darnit!  And then all the wardrobe failures-  letting your coolness spill out all over everyone around, not saving it for me. It can't be forgiven, and I can't go on a-livin' with it.


I'm calling up that DA man. I hear he's single again. And good at pumping things.


Ciao.


PS: Bundle up, or you'll catch cold!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9729 on: September 10, 2014, 05:50:50 AM »
I'm sorry, Nowherewoman, but it would be nice for once to actually know where you are. I understand you like your privacy and that your location beyond being nowhere is a secret but I don't see how this can ever work if I don't get to see you.

Sending my best from my location somewhere to the depths of nowhere,

~Rhed

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9730 on: September 10, 2014, 01:47:14 PM »
Quit your damn sniveling, Rhedyn.  You can't post above me in the "Breakup with the person above you!" thread then be all like "I never saw this coming, I thought we had something special, etc etc etc" when I break up with you.

Idiot.

Offline Cayenne

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9731 on: September 10, 2014, 02:01:22 PM »
Dear Kythia,

Please reference what is going on to this new, chart topping summer jam.

You aen't special,
You aen't hot,
Don't try to catch me,
I won't get caught!

That's right! it's another one of these! Song where people talk in the middle to fill time, and so that otherwise untalented people may be featured on hot summer jams! So lets get this started!

*Sub woofer set to cardiac arrest, long dragged out seizure beat begins*

You think you're hot stuff,
Well I think you're not,
I guess we'll just, have to disagree on stuff!

Yeah yeah! You heard it there right ethnic slur! Things are getting really real in here! I mean, as real as something altered by a computer can get! Remember back in the day when it was just musicians performing this stuff!

Fee fi fo fum,
Come down here,
and get you sum!
As it, the sum of two things,
Not some of some things!
Lets get back to the guy who can't sing!

..you know what? That was very hurtful! I'm done with this! I am so done with this, it's like Cayenne's relationship with Kythia! BOOM! Too soon?

*Cued, ear splitting record scratch*


I hope that clears things up.

Cayenne~


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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9732 on: September 10, 2014, 04:50:59 PM »
It isn't that you speak in rhyme
(though, in fact, you do it all the time.)

Nor that you're so goddamned loud
(a voice like yours, you should be proud.)

It certainly is not the sex
(I've no reason there to be vexed).

It's more about your favorite sport-

YOU KEEP EATING MY GOD DAMNED SHORTS!


You know how much those COST? Get out!  And take your silk-nomming fetish with you!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9733 on: September 10, 2014, 07:16:43 PM »
Nowherewoman.

Did you forget that I am the Beast?  How much I love to hunt?  How good I am at tracking, maybe?

I'm guessing so, because every time I asked you where you'd been and you told me, "Nowhere important."  But you knew.  You KNEW that I would think your going to that male strip club would be important for me to know.  You couldn't have actually thought that I wouldn't find it rather vital to know who you were in the backseat of that car with, or who'd been inside you.

Yes, yes, you told me about that gynecologist appointment, but that's not what I'm talking about.  Though come to think of it, that woman's office appeared to be an apartment, and she didn't wear any gloves...

Well, whatever.  We're done.  Don't let me catch a sniff of you coming around to my place again.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9734 on: September 11, 2014, 12:33:53 AM »
You were so upset when you and Cayenne split up, do you remember?  And I consoled you (consoled you all...night..long...if you know what I'm saying).  And from there, that lust grew in to more lust, but I always knew that Cayenne's breakup with you had upset you.  But, Kazyth...people can still see your fucking penis.  Every single comment she made about being able to see your fucking penis still applies.  That sheet, the one you think covers your penis?  It doesn't.  You recounted for me, in great depth, all the comments Cayenne made about the visibility of your penis.  It took hours.  At no point in that though did you spend five fucking seconds to put your penis away.  Seriously, what the hell is this?  I tried to drop subtle hints - "Boy, if I had a penis I'd sure put it the fuck away" and stuff like that but you didn't seem to notice.  So now I'm telling you. 

We are through.  If you want another shot, put the mouse in the house.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9735 on: September 13, 2014, 09:52:50 AM »
Dear Kythia,

At first, I was so nervous and excited about my first lesbian relationship.  I mean, the touch of another woman, sharing the things only another woman would understand! Writing endlessly "another woman" in my diary! You were so attractive, in that feminine kind of way, we talked about our shared womanly interests, and visited clothing stores of which, carry only women's clothing, and attended orientation at a women's only gym, where, we could feel comfortable, without the desperate for attention ogling eyes of MEN.

Anyway, I still remember our first night together, the way the dim interior light cascaded over your nakedness, over the perfect hills of your breasts, and down over the flat of your stomach, and across the valley, that feminine crease, lay a momentously large strap on dildo.

I mean, I was curious, but it seemed a little strange to have broken out the whole sex toys on the first encounter, but, obviously when we were done with that thing, you'd take it off, and we could grind ourselves into some, shivering, shuttering blissful state.

Instead, I spent the entire night sucking your plastic dick, with you saying things like "Yeah, that's it, like a good whore, yeah, take it nice and deep, mmm choke on it!"

Of course, I stuck it out, thinking perhaps you were like an onion, and I needed to peel back the layers in order to discover the real you! The real lesbian you!

Well, that never came about.

So anyway, it's not like I didn't learn to like it, I mean, three months is a long time to be sucking on a plastic manhood to not acquire some form of attachment, be that Stockholm or otherwise.  But, I decided I'd save the commute and just buy my own in the end. I mean, saves me having to go looking for my best outfits that you've absconded with.

So yeah, it's pretty much over, for convenience sake.

Cayenne~

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9736 on: September 13, 2014, 11:07:40 AM »
Dearest Pepper,

We met that day by accident, you on the rebound from the toxicology clinic therapy after you'd somehow absorbed a near fatal dose of hydrocarbons sucking on something you didn't want to talk about. Me, just out of mental rehab with a new personality, and the unfortunate twitch you kindly ignored.

Anyway, you suggested we try again. I was delighted, although I couldn't really remember the first time any more after treatment.

But it seems like you've had some permanent damage too.
You'll recall we had a great night out. All your jokes were fresh to me. How I laughed. You laughed too. Though, I think the copious booze helped there.

You suggested we went to bed, saying you needed a real cock to suck on. We cuddled and stroked and undressed one another. Then you said something about needing a minute to freshen up. I lay there warmed up and ready to go, but you simply vanished.

The same thing happened on our next two dates. It was only on leaving your apartment the second time I noticed the crowd under your window looking up. There you were hanging naked by your fingernails from the window ledge. I called to you but you were gone to the world.

Sorry to hear they've taken you back into the clinic. They say it will be some time before you can be released again, so I've decided to put our relationship back on ice. The good news is they are going to name the condition you are exhibiting after you.

Boat

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9737 on: September 13, 2014, 12:47:11 PM »


I hope that makes everything clear.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9738 on: September 13, 2014, 03:48:21 PM »
Stupendous Ky (our pet name for you),

When we met, you said you were a misunderstood artist, ahead of the curve.
I took one look at you and 'wow,' realised you knew all about curves.
Everything about you was trigonometrically perfect.
I was certain even Archimedes would have named a screw after you.

But when we took your best artwork along to the gallery, they just laughed at your stick men.
I tried to reassure you. I bought you tea and cakes.
But, no, you cried that your dream had been crushed and broken.
You started dressing in track suit bottoms, fag hanging out of your mouth, and let yourself go.
And you blamed me.

So sorry to leave you.
I wish you all the best, I really do.

Boat
« Last Edit: September 13, 2014, 03:49:43 PM by Boatman »

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9739 on: September 13, 2014, 08:24:12 PM »
You know, a gentle row, row, row is fine, a lot of the time.
But some times, I just want you to take the wheel and kick up the throttle.


I want the thunder of the engine, the slap slap slap and all the other hot wet noises.
Move my ocean, baby, you know?
But you...you're, like, SO fixated on your oar.
Like you're afraid it's going to break, or something.


So I'm gently heading downstream.


Be merry.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9740 on: September 13, 2014, 11:03:40 PM »
Nowherewoman.

How do I put this gently?

Oh, that's right, I don't.  I don't do gentle at all.  You know what else I don't do?  Pixelated and blurry!

I mean, things were absolutely fine with your old resolution and outfit.  I knew what you were wearing, I could make out all of your delectable bits, it was good!  But now I just can't tell anymore.  I know where your head, limbs, and torso are, but that's pretty much all I can make out nowadays.

I almost choked on a pastie the last time I tried to lick you, and let's not even talk about the groin damage when it turned out you were still wearing that chain-mail bikini.

I just... I need a woman who lives in HD, and you aren't that woman anymore.

Enjoy being retro alone.

The Beast.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9741 on: September 14, 2014, 11:55:16 PM »
Dear Kazyth,

I know I said we were an unbeatable team. That our love would last a thousand years. That nothing could tear us apart.

But then came the Quickie Stop. And the plan to rob it.

I was the Brains. You were the Braun. I was the Get-A-Way Driver. You were the Big Gun Waver (you exhibitionist!)

Sooo... I'm not sure what came over me when you threw the bag of money in the car... followed by the case of Coors Light, a carton of Pall Malls and that little hand held motorized fan. The gas pedal... it just seemed to vroooommm. And there you were on the sidewalk with the Po-Po coming around the corner, pistols trained on you... and... well... maybe I was wrong about that thousand years. Maybe it was more like one? Or... maybe 20 minutes?

It was nice. But please don't expect a postcard delivered to your cell. I'm off living the high life at one of those fancy trailer park homes in Florida with the flamingos and palm trees and shit.

P.S. I still think of your Big Gun fondly.



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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9742 on: September 15, 2014, 12:03:12 AM »
Bunny.

Bunny bunny bunny.

Did you really think that it was going to be that easy?  That you were just going to drive off with the money and all the goodies, and leave me holding... well, just that cloth so I wouldn't be charged with public indecency too?

You really should have paid more attention.  That night you woke up convinced that some bug had bit you?  Yeah, I planted an RFID tag under your skin.  The police know where you are, and I've already cut a deal for a reduced sentence in exchange for my testimony.

You could have had the money and my Big Gun, relaxing in the sun and enjoying our new fortune.  Now, you get to rot in jail for longer than I do.

P.s. My new wife Jerry says hi.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9743 on: September 15, 2014, 12:14:42 AM »
Dear Kazyth (and Jerry),

I know about RIFD tags. All about them darling. I knew you put it there. It was all part of the plan... the Master Plan. And you fell for it. Hook. Line. And Sinker. You my dear Kazyth were set up in an elaborate scheme, years in the planning, awesome in its scope of catching petty, underdressed criminals.

I know. I know! It was a difficult yet intimate task. So many times I almost broke down, ready to throw in the towel... but, funny, I never could find an extra.

And now, I'm about to get a promotion! And then my real work begins... Searching for a deranged, knife wielding boat dude and his evil apprentice, a spice girl.

Guess you're stuck in the slammer a bit longer. I might have accidentally planted some contraband in your cell right before your last hearing. And oh! They denied you bail? Ohhh.... Kazyth. That's just too sad.

Or is it?

Offline TaintedAndDelish

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9744 on: September 15, 2014, 12:25:07 AM »
Dear BBS,

*fondles an electrode as he instructs his assistant to type this letter*

That little game of truth or dare was rather.... shocking, wouldn't you say? The look on your face after confessing that last little secret was absolutely priceless, and more so, the look on my new assistant's face when I demanded that she pull the switch and make you twitch one last time.

*Hey, that rhymes!*

Anyway, since we dropped off your spent carcass at the runaway shelter, I've found that my assistant has been able to fulfill all of your former duties. I don't need you any more, good bye.

*puts the electrode back into his drawer*

p.s.

Ehm... what's one supposed to do when they have an erection that lasts more than four hours?

p.p.s.

Never mind, Dr. Taint does not need outside help.

Sincerely...

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9745 on: September 16, 2014, 10:31:45 AM »
Dear T & D,

What is there to say? After all we have known each other years now...

Your perversions are terribly perverted. Mine as well.

And I have a fondness for you, and that blonde wig. You know the one... no, not that one, the other one. No. The one with the pigtails.

It is simply this. I do not think the world could handle us both in same place at the same  time. Something or someone is liable to explode. Or many someones... its kinda like a scientific thing with equations, but instead of numbers, it involves sex. And more sex. And humiliations. And wigs. And toys... and... oh hell Tainted, that kind of math is just beyond me. And you know I hate to think that hard!

*Waves a lacy handkerchief as I motorboat away*

Good bye darling! Good bye!
 

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9746 on: September 17, 2014, 02:49:47 PM »
Dear BBS,

I forgot to mention that I've arranged for your personal items to be removed from my premises. I've hired a local moving service, "DICKS", to load up their 14' moving truck with all of your phalluses. I admit, for an ex con, Dick and his cousin in law Richard worked like hell to stuff each and every one in. They could barely shut the damn door. They'll be dumping them off on your front lawn in the next few days. Keep your eye out for a huge truck bearing their name.

Sincerely,
Taint

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9747 on: September 20, 2014, 10:50:56 AM »
Tainted,

If I'm honest, I wanted to tell you this via a text but that's the sort of thing you would do. This is much more...public. We're over. I just can't take it anymore and I feel like I'm at my wits end.

Why couldn't you stop leaving breadcrumbs in the butter?

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9748 on: September 20, 2014, 10:46:09 PM »
My dear marble goddess:


I was so hot for you, I was so hot for you, I was so hot for you, and you were so COLD! I don't mean to sound judgemental- I know you can't help it. It comes of being stone gorgeous, and a gorgeous stone  That I could have lived with.

The third time I chipped a tooth on one of your nipples, though, I knew I needed to think of myself.

I hope you find your Pygmalion. Me, I'm gonna scare up a nice salamndress or something.  Stay chill!


Not that you have any choice...

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9749 on: September 21, 2014, 06:59:17 AM »
This isn't a breakup, Nowherewoman, because - once again - WE WERE NEVER FUCKING TOGETHER.  How many goddamn times must we go through this.  Me and your pet dragon are together, we let you watch because we love that shit.  That DOES NOT mean that you and I are together.  Stop following me around, stop sending me tear stained notes, carry on sending me chocolates and buying me presents, stop telling people I'm your girlfriend, stop writing "Miss Kythia" all over your schoolbooks.  Got it?  Let me have crazy dragon sex with your pet dragon while you watch and film it in peace, is that so much to ask?