This letter isn't for you, you'll be gone long before you get the chance to read it. Truth be told, our little relationships are just getting in the way of me breaking Blue Bunny's heart. I mean, how am I supposed to devote myself to causing her total infatuation when you're using up all my time trying to tame me with your penis. I honestly think you've been reading too much horrible sex stories off the internet.
I mean, not that I don't enjoy all the attempts and whatnot, or even, completely play along during those periods where you are starting to look like you're losing steam, and nothing gets you going for a second round like "No more, please! I just can't handle it!" and I get all quivery, and weepy and shit!
Anyway, I've decided that you should probably die, I mean, considering you're a god, you'll most likely just get horribly trapped within some, half dead state, and be super fashionable with all the Zombie popularity going around, but on the bright side, it'll leave me completely open to explore other avenues!
Of course, I realize that even you know that it's my happiness that matters in the end~ Now enjoy your little seemingly inescapable death trap you currently find yourself in!
Not yours, Cayenne~