Let me just get this out of the way.
You have a knife.
Not a boat.
We're not playing knifey boatsy.
If you want to be a boatman, you should get yourself a boat. Also, it isn't safe to be wearing all black while boating in dangerous waters, any boating expert should know that. Should something happen, you'll just die, nobody flies around looking for a black speck, in a dark blue sea, it just doesn't happen.
I know you might think you're too good for the rules, but honestly, that just makes you cocky, not good, try not to confuse these things.
In other news.
Not that we really started, I mean "Hey, check out my boat, lets go have sex in that alleyway" only works the first dozen times.