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Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9600 on: July 12, 2014, 05:49:24 PM »
Darling... You never fully shower.
You hang half in half out...
One sides nice the other is frankly... disgusting.
I can't take the stench any longer.
Good bye.

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9601 on: July 18, 2014, 12:32:30 PM »
Dear saphireMARIE,

So. Here's the thing. You're a great kisser. You really are. And that tongue. OMG!

But look. There's other things to do with girls, once you get past the kissing. Things that are fun, exciting... dangerous even.

When you're willing to go to those places, look me up. Yes?

Until then.. I'm off to find another soft, yielding body.

Bunny


Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9602 on: July 18, 2014, 12:50:50 PM »
BBS,

I was willing to go much further than kissing, oh trust me I am.

But you always pushed me away before I got that far,

Trust me darling, my tongue knows more tricks about that than you would imagine.

But you ended it. So no tongue for you.

Marie.

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9603 on: July 18, 2014, 03:13:54 PM »
Dear Sapphie...

You never told me your tongue knew tricks.

And really... I can imagine a whole lot of things. A. Whole. Lot. Of. Things.

Here I was ready to show you my tricks as well.

It's a pity you didn't speak up sooner...

B B Sparkle

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9604 on: July 19, 2014, 06:25:07 AM »
My dearest Bunny,

I regret to inform you that your shear beauty has made me look at the world in a different way.
You have allowed me to grow and become the person I am today and because of that I feel I
must release such a beauty so that the world can discover what I have, You are an Angel
here on Earth. How could I keep you all to myself? You taught me to be selfless and so
even though it hurts me now I can not hold you to me any longer. The world needs people
like you to shine and brighten the days of those who need a bright star. I release you
of our bond which was forged in love and tears. I release you back into the world to bring
the happiness you have shared with me to someone else. While I will miss you and I
know that I will never find someone like you, I will smile knowing that you are spreading
love and happiness. Thank you for sharing your soul with me. Good bye.
« Last Edit: July 19, 2014, 09:52:38 AM by Xandi »

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9605 on: July 19, 2014, 12:30:43 PM »
Dear Xandi,

What Everrrrr

Bunny

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9606 on: July 19, 2014, 12:57:35 PM »
Dear Xandi,

What Everrrrr

Bunny

*Cries Hysterically*......bye

Offline Renegade Vile

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9607 on: July 19, 2014, 01:44:51 PM »
I'm sorry, but you've been taking the "perfect, lovestruck strangers" role playing into our everyday lives. It's gone too far!
All you do these days is look at me, while leaning on walls, as if we're experiencing "love at first sight" again. You even get angry if I don't play along!

Here is the url to a good role playing site, go work it off there. But for now, we're through!

Offline Cayenne

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9608 on: August 07, 2014, 12:26:12 PM »
Dearest Renegade,

By the time you read this letter, I'll have burnt down your castle, and made off with the relics of the ancient kingdom of which you'd worked so diligently to acquire for me. Don't worry, I was sure to leave enough evidence that the neighbouring kingdom did it, to blind your people from the real culprit.

See? I'm not all heartless. 

I get the prize you dreamed about, and you get a bloody, and undoubtedly long war. That is, unless you're willing to admit to them that the woman they all warned you about actually turned out to be as bad news as they thought!

Anyway, don't bother looking for me, just know that I'll be happy and rich.

Not yours, but you're welcome to continue to imagine it, to get you through the night.

Cayenne~

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9609 on: August 07, 2014, 03:05:54 PM »
C,

Most Boat girls fall into my arms when I start up the DB5 and adjust the tilt on the seat.
Not you.

So we are history.


Offline Cayenne

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9610 on: August 07, 2014, 03:36:11 PM »
Dear Boatman,

Let me just get this out of the way.

You have a knife.

Not a boat.

We're not playing knifey boatsy.

If you want to be a boatman, you should get yourself a boat. Also, it isn't safe to be wearing all black while boating in dangerous waters, any boating expert should know that.  Should something happen, you'll just die, nobody flies around looking for a black speck, in a dark blue sea, it just doesn't happen.

I know you might think you're too good for the rules, but honestly, that just makes you cocky, not good, try not to confuse these things.

In other news.

We're done!

Not that we really started, I mean "Hey, check out my boat, lets go have sex in that alleyway" only works the first dozen times.

Cayenne~

Offline dubheasa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9611 on: August 07, 2014, 03:41:47 PM »
Cayenne... listen!
This thing between you and I, however special you have made feel during all those time...
it's never gonna work out!
Things have been so spicy, so hot, and yet I am just not in the mental state for something serious at the moment!
I don't want to hurt your feelings, but I am not able to give you what you need at the moment.
Im sorry, honey!

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9612 on: August 07, 2014, 05:59:16 PM »
Dubheasa,

I do like you and all, I think we would be perfect.
If I could say your name.
Do you know how bad it is to say 'that one' to my parents when I panic ?

Sorry beautiful.
Saph

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9613 on: August 07, 2014, 06:33:06 PM »
Dear Saphy.

It's not you.. It's me!
It's just.. The way your shirt is always so close to falling right off that perfectly sculpted chest of yours? I'm sorry, it's just.. It's too much! I am only mortal.
I'd love it if I could still be their friend though.

Uh, your friend! I meant you, not them. Sorry.
« Last Edit: August 07, 2014, 06:34:22 PM by Nachtmahr »

Offline RedPhoenix

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9614 on: August 07, 2014, 09:45:56 PM »
I'm sorry Nachtmahr, I just think there are too many celebrity power couples as it is. It's best we date groupies for awhile before we get back together.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9615 on: August 08, 2014, 12:29:50 AM »
Darling Red, you swore to me that no butterflies were harmed in the making of your avatar. But, I have since learned that's not true & that the butterflies were later used and abused in the latest James Cameron movie, Lepidop-Terra. I just don't know what to believe anymore. I'm sorry, but we're through...

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9616 on: August 08, 2014, 12:53:23 AM »
Dear Kitsune.

I'm sorry, but our time together has just not been the same since you sprained your entire buttock.

I'm sorry, but no functional buttock means no Nachtmahr for you.

*Rides off*

Offline RedPhoenix

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9617 on: August 08, 2014, 01:26:26 AM »
Nachtmahr,

I know I said we were through earlier today. But I have a problem with commitment. So we're back together. But it works both ways. So we're through again.

p.s. Call me later.

Offline dubheasa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9618 on: August 08, 2014, 01:39:05 PM »
Red... sorry! This isn't working out! I either burn my fingers on you, little flaming bird, or have to cough when you dissipate into ashes.
I have a SERIOUS dust allergy. So I'm sorry, but I cannot stand the situation as it is!
Hope you understand!

Offline Cayenne

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9619 on: August 08, 2014, 03:38:09 PM »
Dearest Dubheasa.

I know you'd figured our torrent love affair would last forever, but the sad reality is that if you sleep with letters, you wake up with paper cuts!  So, I think it's in my best interest to free up a space for someone who sends pictures with their eloquent prose! I'm sorry! I just, yearn for my physical contact than a manila envelope can provide!

I hope you can come to understand.

...As you know my mailing address, and personal habits.

Cayenne~

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9620 on: August 08, 2014, 03:50:55 PM »
Always that stare suggesting, 'you didn't put the cat out' (even though we don't have a cat).
Or... 'I would have loved flowers just this once' (despite your extensive allergies).
Or ... 'Shit, lets make passionate love on the couch' (irrespective of your mother coming round to inspect everything in the morning).

Life is just too tense... sorry.

Bye Pepper.

Offline syk

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9621 on: August 08, 2014, 04:31:02 PM »
Fondest greetings Mr. Boat,

It pains me that it has come to this. I did so enjoy our time together, but who are we fooling, we both knew it wouldn't last. I am a villain and you are an agent tasked with stopping me, such things are just not meant to be. On top of which I kept finding you trying to eat my pets and you blew up more than one of my hide outs, spoiled several of my schemes and killed countless of my minions. So, what is a villain to do? It's simply not responsible for us to carry on like this anymore. Soon they will start questioning your loyalties and we all know what happens after that.

So farewell Boat, I shall always cherish the scars.
Fondest memories~
Syk

P.S. This message will self destruct in 3... 2... 1...

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9622 on: August 08, 2014, 04:53:24 PM »
You had me all wrong from the start. I just popped in to help you (destroy civilisation as we know it). I got rid of the members of your security team, because, well, I didn’t think they were up to the job (btw they aren’t now).

Mostly though, I fancied taking you to the casino and staking everything for you, knowing that if I lost I’d, eventually (after a very long time), get over the winner taking you as a prize. But if I won, we’d at least have some happiness together until the helos arrived to take you away.

Unfortunately, they’ve taken you away early. But, I’ll do everything I can...

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9623 on: August 18, 2014, 10:05:51 PM »
Dear Boatman,
When you said boat, I thought you meant yacht.
When you said you wanted booty, I thought you meant actual boo-tay.
When you said your oar was massive I thought... well, you know.

And now, you appear to be a spy.

These inconsistences confuse me.

I'm leaving at the next port!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9624 on: August 19, 2014, 01:42:50 AM »
Dearest BBS,

You are a bit uppity for a stowaway who hid in a cake and twirled out unexpectedly.

You've been wined and dined and preened and I was getting to quite like you.

But it really is not quite etiquette, sweet fluffy lady, to excuse oneself in the middle of a round of port.

I am afraid my intentions towards you are entirely honourable.

I've left some make up and a mirror in the lifeboat.
A cruise ship will be passing this way shortly and chances are they'll pick you up.

Bon voyage.