Author Topic: Breakup with the person above you! (Read 319652 times)

blue bunny sparkle · « **Reply #9575 on:** July 05, 2014, 06:10:52 PM »

Kristen,

Kristen:

It's all gotten to be too much! Divine torments and subtle seductions... how's a girl supposed to keep up?

I'm not some little pet to be teased and tortured. Okay I am... but there's only so much I can take before I cave!

It's over! Over I say!

Okay... once more! Then its really over! After that, I'm done!

Bun Bun

And Belle,
How can I effectively breakup with someone when you are standing in the way? I see this is going to be a continuing issue between us. Especially as I might just trip on you over the floor!

We can't live this way Bell! It's just too hard!

Good bye!

Houki · « **Reply #9576 on:** July 05, 2014, 06:12:09 PM »

Dear Kristen

I don't know how to say this...
Actually I do, the whole female Zorro was kinda cute and kinky in the bed room, but for goodness sake you can't do anything without it. Hell I don't even know what you look like under it, so with that being said. I gave you choice the mask or me, and since you're still wearing it... I'm leaving.

Goodbye
Houki

Kristen · « **Reply #9577 on:** July 05, 2014, 06:12:26 PM »

You never could share me with other people.
I let it go for quite awhile because of how astonishingly amazing you truly are. Our steamy sexual encounters being either the best way to start my day, or the best way to end it, and most remarkably, those options didn't have to be exclusive.

Hmm... Exclusive. Seems you will still insist on teaching me valuable life lessons after all. I can't keep going through this

- Kristen -

Kristen · « **Reply #9578 on:** July 05, 2014, 06:15:16 PM »

Quote from: blue bunny sparkle on July 05, 2014, 06:10:52 PM

Kristen,

Kristen:

It's all gotten to be too much! Divine torments and subtle seductions... how's a girl supposed to keep up?

I'm not some little pet to be teased and tortured. Okay I am... but there's only so much I can take before I cave!

It's over! Over I say!

Okay... once more! Then its really over! After that, I'm done!

Bun Bun

And Belle,
How can I effectively breakup with someone when you are standing in the way? I see this is going to be a continuing issue between us. Especially as I might just trip on you over the floor!

We can't live this way Bell! It's just too hard!

Good bye!

My dear Bunny,

That's what you failed to grasp.

You were never supposed to keep up.

You don't tame a wild storm... all you can do is weather it until it's done having it's way with you, and hope you're in one piece when ~~I'm~~ it's done with you.

Hopefully you'll learn this someday.

- Kristen -

Belle33 · « **Reply #9579 on:** July 05, 2014, 06:15:51 PM »

Hang on - I've been dumped by two people AND I find out Kristen was cheating on me with both of them! WTF!?!

I'm done with relationships for a while. Lose my number!

Boatman · « **Reply #9580 on:** July 07, 2014, 10:57:38 AM »

Don't worry Belle, we are made for one another.
We really are!
I knew it from the first moment we...
Hang on.
No sorry, I have to dump you because the rules say this is a breaking up thread.
Oh well, absolutely scrummy while it lasted.
Bye xx

Belle33 · « **Reply #9581 on:** July 07, 2014, 06:15:20 PM »

Dear Boatiekins,

I'm worth breaking a silly rule to keep, am I not? I suppose that question is answered. Though, you'd be regretting your decision if you knew what I had planned for you tonight; it was scrummy indeed.

Ah well, what's done is done.

Bon Voyage

Boatman · « **Reply #9582 on:** July 08, 2014, 01:55:19 AM »

Dearest sweet Belle,

I suppose if we pretended to break up...
And were never seen together...
Then no one would be any the wiser?
Except us of course. 'Sigh'

And I am keen to find out what you had planned. Tiny tingling shudder
Was it white water rafting?
A game of chess?
Arm wrestling?
Bobbing for apples...? That can get really hot and wet.

OK, so, "I am breaking up with you Belle." wink, wink

With deepest regret, wink, wink (my eye is twitching now)

Broken heartedly,

Boat

Ariel · « **Reply #9583 on:** July 08, 2014, 11:18:19 PM »

Boatman,

I like the sea and I like boats. So naturally I'd like a boatman but, see, here's the thing. I recently saved a man, well, a prince from drowning and I've fallen in love with him. My flounder got me the statue of him and everything. So I'm sorry but... my heart has been stolen.

Sorry about that. Best of luck with future endeavors.

Monkeys Razor · « **Reply #9584 on:** July 09, 2014, 12:06:43 AM »

Dear Ariel,

I am sorry I will only be adding to your summer time sadness, but you see, it's not me, it's all you, I just can't deal with the constant typing all night while you respond to RP's, I can't do it anymore and I think it is time that we think about separate bedrooms, no, I'm not moving out, I just painted the damn kitchen after all.

Regards,

Monkey's Razor.

ChicagoOkie · « **Reply #9585 on:** July 09, 2014, 12:11:00 PM »

Dear Razor that belongs to a monkey,

Unfortunately, I have no desire to use a monkey's razor. I mean the diseases alone that I could catch are unthinkable. I'm sorry. I must throw you away.

ChicagoOkie.

Chasseybaby · « **Reply #9586 on:** July 09, 2014, 12:18:52 PM »

My sweet ChicagoOkie

Even through we have had a wonderful tumble and had a few laughs, I must break up with you, you see even with you chiseled body.... And your sexy kilt .......... And that Greek god like face.... What was I doing again? Retreads
Damn, I have nothing, I'm just not sexy enough to be with you

Goodbye...

ChicagoOkie · « **Reply #9587 on:** July 09, 2014, 12:22:08 PM »

My dear Chasseybaby,

You are amazing and so beautiful, but your lack of self esteem isn't working for me. I need a confident woman.

Goodbye,

P.S. I'm always available for booty calls.

Chasseybaby · « **Reply #9588 on:** July 09, 2014, 12:28:44 PM »

Dear ChicagoOkie

I remembered why I was dumping you, that wasn't my bikini top I found last night I'm two sizes bigger. I see you were still taking booty calls with me around. Well This booty is leaving and not coming back!

Chass

ChicagoOkie · « **Reply #9589 on:** July 09, 2014, 12:31:44 PM »

Dear Chasseybaby,

We had some great times, and yes I may have cheated on you. But, the real problem here is that you are animated. I can't have a relationship with someone that is animated. I mean sure, the sex is great, but it will never work out. We are literally from two different worlds.

With tears in his eyes,

ChicagoOkie

gaggedLouise · « **Reply #9590 on:** July 09, 2014, 02:59:00 PM »

Respected Chicago Okie.

You're a hot man but you seem to pose too many embarrasing questions to me, and when I attempt to give honourable answers I find myself duct tape gagged and made to type with my hands bound behind my back. Who but you arranged that? I've got serious work to do and you are just keeping me off it with these antics!

ChicagoOkie · « **Reply #9591 on:** July 09, 2014, 03:05:42 PM »

Dear Louise,

You are great. But, you keep getting free. I suppose it could be that I am not very good with knots, but you try so hard to get free. Then you get all angry with me like I did something wrong. I mean, you bought the rope and duct tape. What did you expect me to do with it? If you aren't going to stay where I leave you then this just isn't going to work.

ChicagoOkie.

Chasseybaby · « **Reply #9592 on:** July 09, 2014, 03:18:51 PM »

ChicagoOkie

I hide my true face behind a drawing to protect myself, i thought you understood that, but I see that all you care about is my true appearance. Thank you for breaking my heart and scattering it to the winds...

Chass

ps.

Monkeys Razor · « **Reply #9593 on:** July 09, 2014, 05:26:45 PM »

Dear Chasseybaby,

After having read that you belong to an unstoppable sex beast and knowing that I am indeed very stoppable, I have come to realize that you have another lover. In short I don't want to chasey you anymore.

The End.

Belle33 · « **Reply #9594 on:** July 09, 2014, 07:00:46 PM »

Monkey,

You don't know me yet, but I'm from the future...your future. We have this hot, steamy on again, off again kind of complicated relationship. And, well... I think it would be best to just nip this in the bud and call it quits before all the tears and pleading (not that I'm judging you) start to flow. Take care of yourself.

Ever,
Belle

Monkeys Razor · « **Reply #9595 on:** July 10, 2014, 03:29:28 AM »

Dear Belle,

I agree, I think it better that we never disappoint each other by actually ever getting together at all. If you see me in the future please don't come on to me the way you must have for us to have ended up together.

I don't want you to cry about this Belle, I think it is for the best that we just never happen.

Never,

M.R

saphireMARIE · « **Reply #9596 on:** July 10, 2014, 05:30:18 PM »

Dear Monkey...

You broke up with Belle.
That show's just how kind you must be, to break up with a lovely woman like that!
Please don't call me, your clothes are in the trash can.

Marie.

ArtemisHighmore · « **Reply #9597 on:** July 10, 2014, 06:00:37 PM »

Saph, as amazing as I think you are, I just can't handle you always kissing other people. I am afraid this is the end for us.

Belle33 · « **Reply #9598 on:** July 10, 2014, 06:51:24 PM »

Artemis,

You told me that girl in the pink dress was your sister! You aren't looking at her like a sister!!!! How could you!

Goodbye,
B

Tharic · « **Reply #9599 on:** July 11, 2014, 09:36:20 AM »

Belle,

The fact that you've been moaning someone elses name every time we've had sex for the last month just has to stop. I'm done with this. Go enjoy your time with this Spongebob guy, you freak!

Tharic