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Offline Tharic

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9550 on: July 02, 2014, 02:59:28 PM »
Hey BBS,

We're out of milk.

PS, I'm breaking up with you.


Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9551 on: July 02, 2014, 03:19:24 PM »
*laughs*

Oh Tharic, I'm lactose intolerant! Too bad for you!

Drink the Soy Milk as I waltz on out of here.

BBS

Offline Tharic

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9552 on: July 02, 2014, 03:22:27 PM »
My Dearest BBS,

If you were a pillow, you would be an overly large and stuffy one because you're SMOTHERING ME..

We're done.

Goodbye forever.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9553 on: July 02, 2014, 06:49:32 PM »
Dude, you used all the hot water.  Again!  I'm so over this. 

We're done!

Offline Adammair

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9554 on: July 03, 2014, 03:55:38 AM »
Belle, I can't bear the thought of you ever leaving me, so I'm going to spare myself the heartbreak and simply say goodbye. *walks away slowly with a tear in his eye*

Offline Kitsunetsuki

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9555 on: July 03, 2014, 05:29:17 AM »
Oh, Adammair...I know I am no match for the memories you carry of the women you have loved. It was good while it lasted, but I cannot compete with ghosts. I'm sorry, but it's over.

Offline Tharic

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9556 on: July 03, 2014, 08:56:19 AM »
Oh Kit. I just can't bear to have my 80's knee high sports socks stretched out so much anymore. I can't stand for it. I'm done. Farewell.

PS, can I get your sisters number? I'd love to hit that..

Offline Kitsunetsuki

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9557 on: July 03, 2014, 10:09:10 AM »
Oh Tharic, it's not my fault that I'm short enough to pull them up to my butt. I'd promise to never take them again, but this OCD thing of yours has just got to stop! Your skin is raw from all that washing, and the last time you ended up with second degree burns, because the water was so hot! I just...I just don't think I can handle one more visit to the ER. I'm sorry, but I have to go...

p.s. my sister is a slut, I'd give you her number but, she's got the herps...I'm sure you don't want that

Offline Tharic

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9558 on: July 03, 2014, 11:27:35 AM »
My Dearest Kit,

Things I enjoy about coffee

  • Coffee is hot
  • Coffee excites me
  • Coffee is good enough that I want it every day
  • Coffee smells good
  • Coffee gives me warm fuzzies
  • Even when coffee is too strong or too weak, it's still good.

Things I like about YOU.
  • Nothing.
  • Piss off.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9559 on: July 03, 2014, 04:29:14 PM »
I'm breaking up with you, but only because making up is so much fun. 

Online Ariel

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9560 on: July 03, 2014, 07:34:46 PM »
Oh Belle, I loved how things went while they lasted but... I realized something.

I don't know you. At all. So this is weird. o_o

I wish you luck with future endeavors!

* Ariel runs for the hills

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9561 on: July 04, 2014, 01:51:22 AM »
Ariel dearest,

How I love fire in a woman...
And you had that in spades...
And in bed...
 except it was pyromania.

Off to cool down.

Boat

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9562 on: July 04, 2014, 11:07:15 PM »
Dear Boatman,

You won't let me wear the hat. Or the Commander uniform...

I like to play dress up too!

I even offered you my tutu.

And all you could say was... "Trim the sails sailor."

I'm now at the costume shop, making the moves on a Batman... while I wear a mermaid costume.

You're totally missing out!

Bunny Blue

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9563 on: July 05, 2014, 12:52:57 PM »
You never dance for me *pouts*  We're through! 

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9564 on: July 05, 2014, 01:37:54 PM »
Belle!

All you want to do is sit-ups!

I want to go out! I want to dance! I want to mingle! I want to go clubbing! I want to go to the sexy toy store.

And you... you want to exercise.

Again.

This is soooo old.

I'm gone!

Offline Kitsunetsuki

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9565 on: July 05, 2014, 03:18:52 PM »
Ah, blue bunny sparkle! How does one break up with someone as adorable as blue bunny sparkle?!

*sighs* I think I am just too old for you...It's not fair to you, love...I must go & leave you your freedom...

Goodbye...

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9566 on: July 05, 2014, 03:29:06 PM »
Kitsunetsuki, what can I say? You are great, really. I mean that ass, damn. But, you wont ever let me see your face. I just can't take it. We're through.

Offline Kristen

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9567 on: July 05, 2014, 03:42:24 PM »
ChicagoOkie...

I indulge alot of your habits. I'm sure you'll agree.

But after seeing what you did to the kitchen table cloth... we're through.

I keep telling you to put it down. Who's going to eat off that thing anymore?

- Kristen -

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9568 on: July 05, 2014, 04:09:17 PM »
Kristen, 

This isn't goodbye - it's goodbye for now.  We both know I'll be crawling back begging to practice your girl/girl gif moves sooner or later.  Sadly, you aren't endowed with what I yearn for now. Toddles!

~B

Offline Kristen

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9569 on: July 05, 2014, 04:28:18 PM »
Kristen, 

This isn't goodbye - it's goodbye for now.  We both know I'll be crawling back begging to practice your girl/girl gif moves sooner or later.  Sadly, you aren't endowed with what I yearn for now. Toddles!

~B

Belle,

I understand.

One can't exactly indulge in the fine Dining experiences of Swiss Chalet or Montana's every night. Sometimes you just need to go out and grab yourself a McDonald's. The quality isn't there and you know it, but it's so conveniently accessible and doesn't make you wait, teasing your appetite for 20 minutes before the appetizer comes out.

Enjoy your experience and... I'll reserve a table for you back at the the exclusive fine dining establishments that will surely miss you while you ... slum.

- Kristen -

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9570 on: July 05, 2014, 04:36:41 PM »
Kristen,

While it has been fun, this whole god complex you have is too much for me. And, I think you would rather be with a woman than me. I did enjoy watching you with that one woman, but you wouldn't let me join in. I just can't do this.

Goodbye.

Offline Kristen

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9571 on: July 05, 2014, 04:53:56 PM »
Kristen,

While it has been fun, this whole god complex you have is too much for me. And, I think you would rather be with a woman than me. I did enjoy watching you with that one woman, but you wouldn't let me join in. I just can't do this.

Goodbye.

Chicago,

It has been fun. Thank you for a great series of interactions. I would ask only that you refrain from confusing a general preference for other women with your simple inability to please me, and therefore earn that ever-elusive-invitation to join in. Actually... now that you mention it, if we're being honest with each other, you really could leave me wanting to be with another woman. Go figure?

- Kristen -

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9572 on: July 05, 2014, 05:04:40 PM »
Wearing my mask again, are you?  Really, I've had it with you borrowing my things.  This isn't working for me anymore. 

Farewell

Offline Kristen

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9573 on: July 05, 2014, 05:58:33 PM »
Wearing my mask again, are you?  Really, I've had it with you borrowing my things.  This isn't working for me anymore. 

Farewell

Please know that this decision doesn't come lightly. I cannot abide a woman who does not understand consistency.

I help myself to everything else that's yours... if the mask becomes the straw that breaks the camel's back then so be it.

- Kristen -

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9574 on: July 05, 2014, 06:06:49 PM »
I took that picture of you, for my private collection.  Using it here, as an avi that everyone can drool over is like a slap in the face....which usually ends in a steamy sexual encounter between us, but not this time.  This time - I'm leaving!  Goodbye!