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Offline Houki

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9500 on: June 14, 2014, 12:22:24 PM »
Dear Dia

I remember when we meet you said that you had a lot of live to give and you needed to share it with someone else. I thought that was cute at first, but what I didn't know was that meant I would have to share you and our bed as well. I'm tired of finding bras over the place and panties spread out across the floor. I still care about you and all but I think it's best that I see other people, since you've already have.

Seen you around
Houki

Offline Diabolical

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9501 on: June 14, 2014, 12:32:47 PM »
Darling Houki ,


If not for your inability to cease draping yourself with living love slaves, I would have remained faithful. After all, I did take your feelings into account, I limited my trysts to the female population. The skid marks left all over your foot wear, it was such a bitch to clean.

Not to sound bitter, but yes, I am bitter. There is no comparison between undies and snail trails. You and your ego need immediate help, like ASAP.

Goodbye . Don't call,

Dia.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9502 on: June 14, 2014, 02:12:21 PM »
My dearest Dia,

I can't help but notice others staring at your luscious lips - and the way you touch them constantly just brings more attention to them.  I cannot control the jealousy that resonates when I see others look at those lips - my lips - like they are something free to claim.  I understand that I should be able to control this jealous side of me, but I cannot.  I have remained faithful to you and those lips, but I often have the feeling that those teasing fingers aren't the only things touching your mouth when I am not looking - I need to distance myself.

Kiss

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9503 on: June 15, 2014, 11:54:25 AM »
My lovely Kiss,

I only introduced you as a character in my short story as a distraction for the hero.
Then, day by day, you started taking over the plot.
You killed off the hero, took all the riches and came after me, the author.

Your painted body entered my dreams and started stealing my waking moments.
So, I've burnt the manuscript and moved away.

Farewell


Offline Diabolical

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9504 on: June 15, 2014, 12:35:47 PM »
Darling Boatman ,

At first sight , I fell instantly in love with your hat. It was so damn sexy, the way it sat on top of your charming head, erect, virile and satiny smooth with an underlying firmness.
 Just remembering , excites me still, but that is null and void as I soon realized,  I need more .
 The hat fondling , although perversely kinky, isn't quite satisfying me . So it's with a saddened heart , calloused finger tips and an unhealthy attraction to the taste of felt, that I must bid you a fond farewell.

Dia.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9505 on: June 15, 2014, 12:45:51 PM »
Felt fetish aside I'm going to need to say goodbye Dia.  Your lips are too hypnotic.  I think of nothing else. I dream of nothing else. I am a puddle waiting to be absorbed between those lips and nothing more.  I can't function like this.  I have work to do.  I'm sorry.  It's not you, it's me. 

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9506 on: June 17, 2014, 11:55:26 AM »
Dear Belle,

I love the pants off you, that much is obvious.
It's just the arguing that has got me down a bit.
 
I am an easy going sort of guy as you know. If the wind decides to blow one way, then I usually go with it.
But for even the simplest things, you dig your heels in... or rather, you sit and strop.
"How about you doing the fishing for once?," I say - Pouty look from the deck... "No, you do it!"
"Could you just fire that cannon for me dear?" - "Shan't!"
"Do scrub the decks, it's your turn" - "Won't"

And this morning...

"There's a lovely plank you can walk....Here, let me help you."
'SPLASH'

Boat

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9507 on: June 17, 2014, 02:28:32 PM »
Man!  Talk about overreacting!  Lucky for you I'm an excellent swimmer.  Obviously, as cute as you are, I can't overlook your attempted homicide.  We're so very through!!!

*paddles off, makes friends with a giant killer octopus, and points him in Boat's direction grinning*

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9508 on: June 17, 2014, 03:14:52 PM »
"Ho, ho. I hear that giant killer octopus line every day."
Doubles up with laughter.
Hah, "I even use it myself, however jaded."

"Arghhh... A GIANT KILLER OCTOPUS OFF THE PORT BOW!"

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9509 on: June 17, 2014, 03:17:51 PM »
You are like so melodramatic,
It cant be much bigger than your p- oh wait that's easy to beat.
Belle did me a favour killing you off..
Bye Boaty

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9510 on: June 17, 2014, 04:27:28 PM »
It's your determination to speak in tongues all the time that I tried, but failed, to accommodate.
I know this is entirely my fault, and I realise you would tell me in no uncertain terms if you could.

This is also so sad because even though I would probably glaze over for most of your girly tongue chat, I really do like to converse with you.
Galb, clbb, bblllbbb, slurp; my dear.




Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9511 on: June 17, 2014, 04:29:47 PM »
Boat,

I thought I broke up with you already? Stop coming back! Okay so the sex is Amazing! but thats all that we have together... I cant take your pirate fetish, though sword play in the bedroom is fun but jumping on the table during a dinner party to make a toast is so embarrassing.... >.< Please just loose my number and Ill delete yours.

Chass*

Ps. was the rum yours or mine?

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9512 on: June 17, 2014, 05:13:13 PM »
Dear Baby,

T'was the monarch herself who allowed me that rum for hazardous duties in her name.
God save her etc (for any secret service listening in)

What you thought was sword play was in fact the ceremonial carving of the traditional Sunday roast dinner.
Although I admit I did enjoy playing pirates afterwards. Sorry about the chandelier though.
Yeah, but didn't you prefer playing doctors and nurses?
Ah well, never mind.
We are obviously incompatible... apart from the sex.
And who needs that.

Bye

B



Offline XxPersephonexX

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9513 on: June 17, 2014, 07:06:37 PM »
Boatman,

You always seem to have time for the Rum and carving the roast dinner, but everytime I wnated you to pour some sugar on me, you would turn away and leave in the dark to drown in my own sorrow, so I'm sorry but I'm stealing your boat and leaving you stranded on an island!

Love always,
Persephone.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9514 on: June 18, 2014, 02:18:12 AM »
Dear Seph,

I am aware I am mostly to blame.
It is just that when we were, you know, together, your sugar coating became so sticky on contact with my sweat that we kept waking up welded together.
On medical advice, I've given up sugar.

You are so so sweet, sorry.

B

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9515 on: June 18, 2014, 03:33:18 AM »
Dear Boat,

Unfortunately, I found a bigger boat to ride in, in fact, it's a yacht. I'm sorry, but you'll have to sail away by yourself and man your own deck.

Marguerite

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9516 on: June 18, 2014, 05:06:50 AM »
Dear M,

That yacht looks small from here.
Turns telescope round... silly me.

I just wanted to say, two things.
Firstly, I'd wished you'd settled, for a few hours at least.
But no. This incessant jumping into the first vehicle you see has been difficult to for me to keep up with.
I mean last week when you leapt into the dust cart and I had to rescue you from the tip and hose you down.
And then soak you in a vat of disinfectant.
No, no.... it's too much.

So, secondly. I hope you enjoy your time with that slave trader I paid to pick you up.

Waves,
(and more waves)

Boat

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9517 on: June 18, 2014, 06:21:57 PM »
You taste too salty for my liking,
I prefer sweet.

Bye babe.
SweetSaphire<3

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9518 on: June 18, 2014, 06:45:14 PM »
SM,

It is the finest sea salt.
People pay a lot for such things.
But, I am a little surprised you noticed as you always seem to have your lips glued to the nearest female.
Difficult when we went out anywhere.
Sadly, you are dumped.

B

Offline Belle33

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« Reply #9519 on: June 25, 2014, 06:39:38 PM »
Listen Boat.... There's no easy way to say this. It's become clear to me that your heart already belongs to someone else.  The sea is your true mistress, and I could never complete with her.  So, it's over.  *sobs and runs off* 

Offline Vill

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« Reply #9520 on: June 25, 2014, 11:11:24 PM »
Argh, I'll do what Boat should have done long ago: walk the plank, sea wench! The open ocean is the only woman salty enough for me!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9521 on: June 26, 2014, 02:20:48 AM »
Vill,

Yer said we'd be mates... fresh blood handshake, the ol' pirate code an all that'.
Then yer goes an' drops beauteous Belle over the side.
That were fine enough in itself...
But she had the treasure map tucked in her knickers.

I'm plottin' a separate course from now on.

B

Offline Vill

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9522 on: June 26, 2014, 03:12:38 AM »
Boatman,

You run a hard hand over the scurves beneath you,
I always appreciated your way with navigation and dead reckoning see through,
but you lost sight when you couldn't see through a knave,
She didn't have the lost map,
I gave it to my British slave.

You're not as cold as I thought, so from here on out: I've got my own bloody crew that I have to worry about.
You're good -- too good to be left alive with your own vessel,
So my only choice left is to leave your ship shipwrecked and utterly crippled.
« Last Edit: June 26, 2014, 03:15:09 AM by Vill »

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9523 on: June 26, 2014, 04:07:45 AM »
I'm sorry, Vill. Your times at sea have been too long and hard on me. All I wanted was a souvenir from your journeys to remind me of you while you were gone, but you wouldn't share.

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9524 on: June 26, 2014, 01:51:14 PM »
Dear Rhedyn,

It was a match made in heaven. Was.

But then you took the chains. And the cuffs for yourself. When I needed them for myself...

You see where this is going, yes? A giant tangle of bindings... we might never get out of. Ever. Trapped with arms and legs entangled forever.

With sweet, yet greedy thoughts, I must say goodbye!

Bunny