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Offline Vill

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9500 on: June 26, 2014, 03:12:38 AM »
Boatman,

You run a hard hand over the scurves beneath you,
I always appreciated your way with navigation and dead reckoning see through,
but you lost sight when you couldn't see through a knave,
She didn't have the lost map,
I gave it to my British slave.

You're not as cold as I thought, so from here on out: I've got my own bloody crew that I have to worry about.
You're good -- too good to be left alive with your own vessel,
So my only choice left is to leave your ship shipwrecked and utterly crippled.
« Last Edit: June 26, 2014, 03:15:09 AM by Vill »

Offline Rhedyn

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9501 on: June 26, 2014, 04:07:45 AM »
I'm sorry, Vill. Your times at sea have been too long and hard on me. All I wanted was a souvenir from your journeys to remind me of you while you were gone, but you wouldn't share.

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9502 on: June 26, 2014, 01:51:14 PM »
Dear Rhedyn,

It was a match made in heaven. Was.

But then you took the chains. And the cuffs for yourself. When I needed them for myself...

You see where this is going, yes? A giant tangle of bindings... we might never get out of. Ever. Trapped with arms and legs entangled forever.

With sweet, yet greedy thoughts, I must say goodbye!

Bunny

Offline LookingGlass

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9503 on: June 26, 2014, 07:59:33 PM »
Dear Blue,

I regret to inform you that I've lost the keys to those cuffs and am frankly far too cheap to buy a new key. So, instead of facing your wrath, I've decided that my time is best served going on holiday for a while. Consider this our parting of ways.

Sincerely,

Glass

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9504 on: June 26, 2014, 08:53:27 PM »
Glass,

I've decided not to date guys hotter than me anymore.  Unfortunately, that means you have to go.  Don't be a stranger ;)

Belle

Offline matty79

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9505 on: June 26, 2014, 09:09:15 PM »
Belle,

I am sorry, but I'm really tired of you borrowing my work-shirt with asking, your even wearing it in your profile pic! The nerve.

But we can still be friends.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9506 on: June 26, 2014, 09:17:48 PM »
Matty,

Whatever happened to sharing?  You said whats your's is mine, and now I can't wear your shirt?  Seriously?  We are so, so over!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9507 on: June 27, 2014, 05:25:34 AM »
Dear Belle,

Your insistence that we cannot have chairs in our house is just too much! My back cannot handle it anymore so, regretfully, I must leave in search of a more comfortable alternative.

~Rhed

Offline Boatman

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9508 on: June 27, 2014, 11:49:44 AM »
Dear Rhed,

Whilst based upon sensible principles, your obsession with security has gone too far for me. Having absolutely everything from toothbrushes to the TV remote control chained down and double locked with colour coded keys in a separate safe is doing my head in.
Please please tell me how I can leave.

Yours,

Boat

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9509 on: June 27, 2014, 02:46:27 PM »
Darling,
I can't take having you so far away from me...
It was me or the sea...
but you won't choose.
So I did...
Bye.

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9510 on: June 27, 2014, 07:10:08 PM »
Dear saphireMARIE,

I found the video. Of you AND her. In black and white. Did you think I wouldn't? It was on the dresser. Marked... ME and her.
Sexy Sex Tape.

So I thought real hard and put two and two together and the girls just don't add up!

I've packed my bags, I've called the cab. AND I took the video too. (It was kinda hot.)

Bunny

Offline Vill

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9511 on: June 27, 2014, 07:38:47 PM »
Argh, blue bunny sparkle: ye done stole me video -- that I pirated fair and square -- and you stole me heart. I do be castin' you ashore.

Leave your rum at the top of the gang plank.

-Vill Beard the pirate.
« Last Edit: June 27, 2014, 08:55:58 PM by Vill »

Offline Moraline

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9512 on: June 28, 2014, 12:17:51 AM »
So what if your friend is married?! Oh, it was alright for us to have a threesome with the girl from your office but when I picked out a friend of yours and he happened to be married then suddenly it's a problem!???

Total double standard here.

I'm leaving you for someone that is ready to live the swinging lifestyle. You are just not up to the challenge.

Bon voyage.

Offline Vill

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9513 on: June 28, 2014, 01:02:48 AM »
Aye, you did pick a member of me crew: but he be three times your weight and be smellin' of a forty year old sea biscuit and gravy stew. I like me red heads the way an old salt likes his rum: drank, enjoyed and gone. I'll be sendin' you down to 'ole Davy Jones locker now. Fair well, I wish I could say its been real, but sadly, it ain't.

-Vill Beard the pirate

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9514 on: June 28, 2014, 01:48:05 PM »

I'm tired Vill. Tired of this life. I want excitement, I want daring. Remember when you used to pillage and bring new things home to the ship? New folks to help cook and clean and ravage?

You don't do that anymore! Now all you do is lay around in that damn swinging hammock, playing that stupid harmonica!

If I hear one more...

Honey, did you refill the chum bucket?
Sweetie, did you clean the shark cage?
Darlin' did you swab the deck yet?
Snookum's did you feed the slaves?
Peanut? There a hole in this sail... could you mend it?
Muffin? The boys from the Mermaid's Curse are coming over tonight for dice, could you dress up a few of the men to put on a little show?

I'll say it! I'll say! ARRRGHHHH!

I'm jumping ship Vill! I'm off to find the Captain of my dreams!

*Pinches nose shut and jumps overboard with a splash*



 

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9515 on: June 28, 2014, 02:35:54 PM »
BBS

The video was of us you numpty!

If you're going to make me leave, at least give MY video back.

Or I will tickle you to death.

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9516 on: June 28, 2014, 03:39:56 PM »
SaphireMARIE,

Oh. Oh. OH! That was us? I thought I recognized that tutu...

You know though, I cannot stay if you tickle me. I can not stay if you tickle me whilst I am cuffed. I can not stay if you did OTHER more interesting things while cuffed and... on film.

Well, I could actually. But, I already put down a deposit on a new place.

Maybe we could just meet up for filming next Friday instead? I've got a pool.

BunBun

Offline Tharic

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9517 on: July 02, 2014, 09:05:45 AM »
BBS..

I need more time and space, you're a little too clingy for me. So I'm moving 12 states away and getting a restraining order.

Oh and I've changed my voicemail. Listen "Hello you've reached Tharic. Leave a message. If you're BBS, hangup please as I won't be returning your calls"


Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9518 on: July 02, 2014, 09:15:10 AM »
Oh Tharic,

You thought you could doubt my love? My resolve? A restraining order... please...! Moving... oh come on!

I I suddenly have the feeling that we might have hit a milestone or two... (or 12 states worth)... with the help of the a little thing called police custody.
 
So, I guess it's over Tharic, or so they tell me here in jail.

Goodbye forever! Or at least for 6-9 months... less if I exhibit good behavior. *winks*

Offline Tharic

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9519 on: July 02, 2014, 09:20:38 AM »
Oh BBS,

A relationship my dear is like a shark. It either has to move forward or it dies. Unfortunately my dear, what we have here is a dead shark.

(yes, it's a reference to a movie.. :P)

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9520 on: July 02, 2014, 02:54:11 PM »
Dear Tharic,

But maybe our relationship should have been more like that classiest of classy movies... Sharknado?

'Cause you know, I'm all about class! And refinement!

So, if our love ain't like a shit ton of sharks sucked up in a hundred deadly tornados and dumped all over LA on unsuspecting vanilla folks, in the middle of massive thunderstorms and flooding... then what's the point really.

See ya. Goldfish... I'm off to find a shark hunter! 

Offline Tharic

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9521 on: July 02, 2014, 02:59:28 PM »
Hey BBS,

We're out of milk.

PS, I'm breaking up with you.


Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9522 on: July 02, 2014, 03:19:24 PM »
*laughs*

Oh Tharic, I'm lactose intolerant! Too bad for you!

Drink the Soy Milk as I waltz on out of here.

BBS

Offline Tharic

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9523 on: July 02, 2014, 03:22:27 PM »
My Dearest BBS,

If you were a pillow, you would be an overly large and stuffy one because you're SMOTHERING ME..

We're done.

Goodbye forever.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9524 on: July 02, 2014, 06:49:32 PM »
Dude, you used all the hot water.  Again!  I'm so over this. 

We're done!