I have to admit at this point, that I was only dating you in order for you to feel it was a good idea to dump Blue Bunny. I mean, not that it wasn't fun and all, but I'm thinking of the big picture, and the big picture is that, not only do I get this illicite feeling of having destroyed a relationship, but also, cuddling the poor girl, as she makes horrible rebound choices!
It is amazing what kind of barriers you can simply ignore when someone is simply just too heart broken, and confused about where, or even who they are! Not to sound like a horrible predator, I mean, I might be a little bit scheming, but in the end, trust me, it is all for my own benefit.
So don't worry about me, I think I'm definitely making out like a bandit in this deal~