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Offline DTW

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9475 on: June 09, 2014, 09:56:23 PM »
Hey! Being rude is my thing! It's my number five hobby right ahead of growling , scratching , nibbling , hockey and Sudoku!

We can't date if you don't respect my hobbies.

Offline MonroeCat

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9476 on: June 09, 2014, 10:00:47 PM »
DTW,
Here's our break up poem.

Bad boys get laid,
I'm your honey not your slave,
Stupidity sums you up,
Not that you ever get it up,
You want to be a rude boy,
I want to be a princess not chew toy,
Farewell.

Offline MonroeCat

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9477 on: June 10, 2014, 05:45:42 AM »
My badass poem so badass, no one wants to break my heart huh?

Offline Oreo

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9478 on: June 10, 2014, 06:01:17 AM »
Monroe Cat, you are just too badass for me. I like my poetry sweet and decadent, like a twisted dessert.

*goes off in search of a smitten kitten*

Offline MonroeCat

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9479 on: June 10, 2014, 06:27:11 AM »
Oreo,
I'm sorry but every time I hear your name I want to eat you.
That isn't a healthy basis for a relationship.
~Cat

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9480 on: June 10, 2014, 09:51:58 AM »
Little Miss Monroe Cat,

How can we carry on a relationship when you can not totally be committed or be here fully? When I can not leave you 10,000 messages a day because you are not yet approved. How can I stalk you when I dont even know what you look li-

I mean... how can we get closer and share sweet experiences?

This is just not working!

See you around...Cat!


Offline Houki

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9481 on: June 10, 2014, 10:11:44 AM »
Dear blue bunny sparkle

When things first started out it was great, the excessive amounts of notes you left made me feel loved and wanted. I thought it was cute how you use to stalk me, commenting on everything you saw and read, but then things began to turn sour when you figured out I wasnt willing to do the same for you. Is because I'm too trusting and didn't feel the need to check up on you or was it because hiring a private secretary to help read through ever message made me feel exhausted. So I think it's best that I see other people and you stalk someone else, someone who has a little more flexible in there life and has time to keep up with every single thing you send them.

With love and a bit of fear
Houki

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9482 on: June 10, 2014, 10:19:43 AM »
Houki!

Whadya mean you don't want to be smothered with my affections? Is it too much to ask for you to satisfy my every whim and wish? *shrugs* Now I suppose you'll be telling me you don't want to be my personal maid, servant, chauffer, sex slave either...

I can't live with someone so utterly selfish!

Good riddance!

Offline Houki

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9483 on: June 10, 2014, 07:35:38 PM »
Dear Blue Bunny Sparkle

You wanted a servant not a lover and that is not something I can do. When you are ready to be more than a master let me know.

Love
Houki

Offline Cayenne

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9484 on: June 13, 2014, 07:13:12 PM »
Dearest Houki,

I have to admit at this point, that I was only dating you in order for you to feel it was a good idea to dump Blue Bunny. I mean, not that it wasn't fun and all, but I'm thinking of the big picture, and the big picture is that, not only do I get this illicite feeling of having destroyed a relationship, but also, cuddling the poor girl, as she makes horrible rebound choices!

It is amazing what kind of barriers you can simply ignore when someone is simply just too heart broken, and confused about where, or even who they are!  Not to sound like a horrible predator, I mean, I might be a little bit scheming, but in the end, trust me, it is all for my own benefit.

So don't worry about me, I think I'm definitely making out like a bandit in this deal~

Sincerely, Cayenne~

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9485 on: June 13, 2014, 07:16:17 PM »
Cay , Where have you been? I haven't seen you in forever! Gosh! Unfortunately I'm not into long distance relationships so our previous interactions well have to come to a stop. Sorry about that.

Offline Hyacinth

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9486 on: June 13, 2014, 07:23:14 PM »
All I wanted for my birthday was a new spiked collar...you bought roses. Out!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9487 on: June 13, 2014, 07:25:03 PM »
The restraining order was uncalled for.  A couple bruises from a harsh spanking and you get all crazy on me. You should've just used the safe word! I'm done. I still like you but the police say I can't be near you anymore.

Offline Diabolical

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9488 on: June 13, 2014, 07:27:19 PM »
I'm sick and tired of you using my bondage gear ! It's mine and that's something I cant sway on... Good bye, scat.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9489 on: June 14, 2014, 02:07:12 AM »
It seemed to work well for a while, me practicing my sailor fancy knots tying you to various things. Then you screaming for release, and me releasing.
But you took it too far. There you were woven into the rigging when the sailors were trying to hoist the sails. Or somehow tied intricately to the gangway when we were needing to cast off.
So, sorry, but I just left you behind.

Offline Divine Tenacity

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9490 on: June 14, 2014, 02:11:05 AM »
Boatman,

I'm tired of you screaming "BOATS BOATS BOATS!" in bed every night when you cum.

No more!

Love (Not!)
~Midori </3

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9491 on: June 14, 2014, 02:14:50 AM »
No that was me panting boobs, boobs, boobs.

Your lack of attention is bringing me down  :-[

So,
Bye

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9492 on: June 14, 2014, 02:18:37 AM »
Your too up tight in your uniform. You never let me undress you, always a routine and order. No fun or kinky cosplay in bed. Look me up when you have found your sense of adventure in the bedroom.

Chassey*
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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9493 on: June 14, 2014, 02:34:41 AM »
Dearest Baby,

It was always the bedroom with you, whilst I was hoping for the secret golden beach; or underwater - you dressed as a mermaid; or in tight fighter ace leathers looping at the controls of a plane.
But no.. always from you, "let's go to bed."

But then, you never made it.
"You go up," you'd say. "I'll just take a quick peek in fridge!"
And there I would find you in the morning ... pigged out ... or lying in a puddle of milk.

It's not working.
xx

Offline Houki

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9494 on: June 14, 2014, 03:40:54 AM »
Dear Boatman

I would love to say it's not and that it is me, but that is not the case. It is you, the fact that you like boats, when I like rope. The fact that you are a guy and I'm in to women. You know all of the small details just don't add up so I must end this now. Any how lets stay friends, because I would hate to loose access to that 72 inch tv over such minor details.

Your Pal
Houki

Offline Diabolical

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9495 on: June 14, 2014, 06:22:43 AM »
Darling Houki ,

I have a serious issue , you keep leading me on, stating that you adore me when in fact, I've caught you numerous times with other women clutching your  thighs. I'm not normally a possessive person but seeing you blatantly offer yourself up as a living chair, well that's just too much for me to handle.
 
Confused and utterly pissed off,
Dia.
« Last Edit: June 14, 2014, 06:25:09 AM by Diabolical »

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9496 on: June 14, 2014, 08:02:51 AM »
Dear Dia,

I was first attracted by your intellect on hearing you speak at a medical conference about the latest scientific cell culture techniques. And when we met at dinner that night it was lust at first touch of your hand in mine.
It was in the following days, I noticed the problem.
Or rather, my patients commented on the odd purple suction and bite marks all over my body.
Of course, I donít normally worry what others think. But when those I am treating run out screaming afraid I might pass on some serious contagious illness, it gets beyond a joke.

We discussed your crystal violet addiction and we tried at length to ease you off onto beetroot juice.
But when I found your stashes of violet round the house, I knew youíd never give it up.
Iíll always love you, and think fondly of you when I am taking tissue samples.
B
« Last Edit: June 14, 2014, 09:21:13 AM by Boatman »

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9497 on: June 14, 2014, 10:56:07 AM »
Boatman, you never let me wear your hat. Never.

You left me no choice but to steal it.

We are gone now.

We are happy without you.

Do not look for us.

Offline Cayenne

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9498 on: June 14, 2014, 11:07:04 AM »
Dear Dim Hon,

Get out of the freaking rain already. Even Aquaman spends more time dry than you do at this point, and he is the king of the OCEAN, of which, lets face it, most of earth is water, he's pretty much got the controlling interest on planet earth.  I have to admit though, it was pretty romantic, I mean, we'd meet in the rain, you'd tell me poetry in the rain, it made me think we were at the pivotal scene in some romance movie!

Yet, sex in the rain, while inside, not as fun. Also, the water damage to my apartment has basically bankrupted you (It would have been me, but yanno, joint accounts and all that, and well, it is your fault).  Oh and this idea of we can just live on the ocean, in a nice little house boat? Hey uh.. no thanks anyway.

Speaking of which if you see boatman, please pass this along to him.

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Dear Boats,

I have to admit, you clean up nicely.  A little just for men, a haircut, and a shave later and you were looking like the height of sexy modern man! I was, I cannot lie, pretty excited by this idea you'd decided to update your look, and you know, I didn't particularly catch the whole theme you were going to at first, as I, like most women can appreciate a man in uniform, yet, perhaps was expecting something within the last hundred years.

Granted, your shabby post caveman look, of which, led me to believe those were actually horns, and not just, unwashed masses of hair of which had developed a film against wayward splashes from the sea of souls or whatever it is you drive your little dingy around on.  Yet, I'm pretty sure that particular look happened to be popular around the late 17 hundreds, and early 18 hundreds.

I know you a little slow to pick up on new styles but, honestly, updating your look usually implies to the current era, not one that is two hundred years passed.

I know, I know, baby steps and that whole thing.  Yet, you a grown ass, lived a long time, should be over these mid eternity life crisis bits. Not that I think you'd look overly good in reflective rain jackets, just, is it too much to ask for a sharp, snappy sailor outfit?

I guess so.

We're done.

Cayenne.

So yeah, I don't know what happens when you get dumped, if you get more rain, or thundershowers or something, but honestly, I'm just going to put a little distance between us before that.

Cayenne~

Offline Diabolical

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9499 on: June 14, 2014, 12:18:25 PM »
Dear Cayenne,


I'm usually an extremely tolerant woman , but frankly, this kink you have is exhausting me. I understand it's the only way you can get fulfillment, but damn girl, counting your freckles ( although adorably sexy ) before we can get into the thick of things, really?

It wouldn't be quite so bad if there wasn't like a trillion of them. By the time you're ready, i'm cross eyed and sleep deprived. This just isn't working out.

I hope we can still be friends,

Dia.