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Offline MonroeCat

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9475 on: June 09, 2014, 09:24:04 AM »
Bacon,

You said you loved me, that's enough reason to dump you, but on top of that, you refuse to share the bacon.
Good riddance love struck fool.

~Cat, miss Monroe to you.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9476 on: June 09, 2014, 12:29:22 PM »
Dearest Cat,

They say opposites attract… but it turns out this was only in physics.
Yet, for a few exhilarating  weeks we were finally together.

I accepted you for your intellect and sharp wit and you put up with an old salt who has nothing left to lose. You’ll recall, I dressed as Indiana Jones and we went hunting for Cleopatra’s legendary leather hot pants.

Along the way, your patient diplomacy sorted out many of the world’s conflicts, whilst I simply blew those who wouldn’t listen out of the water.
We found the pants in the back room of a restaurant in Rome.
How we laughed.
And how sexy you looked wearing the mystical curve hugging garment.

But, from then on...At night, some ancient magic transformed you into an animal.
A beast!
A tantalisingly exotic sexy Egyptian Cat beast.
I loved it, apart from having to sneak out to casualty each morning to get the deep claw marks sutured. And as our love making became ever more intense, exciting and intoxicating. I felt it prudent to keep a blood transfusion handy.

Then, came the tragedy. I regained consciousness after a particularly vigorous night to find two parts of my anatomy had been accidentally clawed off. I immediately placed them in ice and rushed to hospital. But the surgeon just shook his head.

Now, your luscious curves don't drive me wild like they once did, for some reason.

So, I am sorry. I've decided to join a monastery.

Boat
« Last Edit: June 09, 2014, 01:30:30 PM by Boatman »

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9477 on: June 09, 2014, 04:31:57 PM »
Okay I am not going to lie to you this time,
Basically the problem is, you're a guy.
Don't actually know how you didn't notice but I am in to girls.

Sorry Bae,
You were amazing whilst it lasted.
Saphie </3

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9478 on: June 09, 2014, 04:57:17 PM »
You know, I was fine with the first cat, I was fine with the second and third ones too, but when you come home with 10 more?  NO!  I cannot accept this!  I'm out!

~ KS

Offline saphireMARIE

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9479 on: June 09, 2014, 05:15:21 PM »
Dude,
I could look past the whole metal exterior.
But how did you manage to mix me up with your crazy cat lover?
I HATE CATS!
Ugh.
Good riddance.
Saphire.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9480 on: June 09, 2014, 05:16:00 PM »
You gay. Me man. Won't work. Bye.

Offline MonroeCat

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9481 on: June 09, 2014, 09:55:24 PM »
You rude, me mean, not compatible.

~Cat

Dearest Cat,

They say opposites attract… but it turns out this was only in physics.
Yet, for a few exhilarating  weeks we were finally together.

I accepted you for your intellect and sharp wit and you put up with an old salt who has nothing left to lose. You’ll recall, I dressed as Indiana Jones and we went hunting for Cleopatra’s legendary leather hot pants.

Along the way, your patient diplomacy sorted out many of the world’s conflicts, whilst I simply blew those who wouldn’t listen out of the water.
We found the pants in the back room of a restaurant in Rome.
How we laughed.
And how sexy you looked wearing the mystical curve hugging garment.

But, from then on...At night, some ancient magic transformed you into an animal.
A beast!
A tantalisingly exotic sexy Egyptian Cat beast.
I loved it, apart from having to sneak out to casualty each morning to get the deep claw marks sutured. And as our love making became ever more intense, exciting and intoxicating. I felt it prudent to keep a blood transfusion handy.

Then, came the tragedy. I regained consciousness after a particularly vigorous night to find two parts of my anatomy had been accidentally clawed off. I immediately placed them in ice and rushed to hospital. But the surgeon just shook his head.

Now, your luscious curves don't drive me wild like they once did, for some reason.

So, I am sorry. I've decided to join a monastery.

Boat


I'm, I'm speechless. Sorry I let you down Boat.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9482 on: June 09, 2014, 09:56:23 PM »
Hey! Being rude is my thing! It's my number five hobby right ahead of growling , scratching , nibbling , hockey and Sudoku!

We can't date if you don't respect my hobbies.

Offline MonroeCat

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9483 on: June 09, 2014, 10:00:47 PM »
DTW,
Here's our break up poem.

Bad boys get laid,
I'm your honey not your slave,
Stupidity sums you up,
Not that you ever get it up,
You want to be a rude boy,
I want to be a princess not chew toy,
Farewell.

Offline MonroeCat

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9484 on: June 10, 2014, 05:45:42 AM »
My badass poem so badass, no one wants to break my heart huh?

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9485 on: June 10, 2014, 06:01:17 AM »
Monroe Cat, you are just too badass for me. I like my poetry sweet and decadent, like a twisted dessert.

*goes off in search of a smitten kitten*

Offline MonroeCat

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9486 on: June 10, 2014, 06:27:11 AM »
Oreo,
I'm sorry but every time I hear your name I want to eat you.
That isn't a healthy basis for a relationship.
~Cat

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9487 on: June 10, 2014, 09:51:58 AM »
Little Miss Monroe Cat,

How can we carry on a relationship when you can not totally be committed or be here fully? When I can not leave you 10,000 messages a day because you are not yet approved. How can I stalk you when I dont even know what you look li-

I mean... how can we get closer and share sweet experiences?

This is just not working!

See you around...Cat!


Offline Houki

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9488 on: June 10, 2014, 10:11:44 AM »
Dear blue bunny sparkle

When things first started out it was great, the excessive amounts of notes you left made me feel loved and wanted. I thought it was cute how you use to stalk me, commenting on everything you saw and read, but then things began to turn sour when you figured out I wasnt willing to do the same for you. Is because I'm too trusting and didn't feel the need to check up on you or was it because hiring a private secretary to help read through ever message made me feel exhausted. So I think it's best that I see other people and you stalk someone else, someone who has a little more flexible in there life and has time to keep up with every single thing you send them.

With love and a bit of fear
Houki

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9489 on: June 10, 2014, 10:19:43 AM »
Houki!

Whadya mean you don't want to be smothered with my affections? Is it too much to ask for you to satisfy my every whim and wish? *shrugs* Now I suppose you'll be telling me you don't want to be my personal maid, servant, chauffer, sex slave either...

I can't live with someone so utterly selfish!

Good riddance!

Offline Houki

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9490 on: June 10, 2014, 07:35:38 PM »
Dear Blue Bunny Sparkle

You wanted a servant not a lover and that is not something I can do. When you are ready to be more than a master let me know.

Love
Houki

Offline Cayenne

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9491 on: June 13, 2014, 07:13:12 PM »
Dearest Houki,

I have to admit at this point, that I was only dating you in order for you to feel it was a good idea to dump Blue Bunny. I mean, not that it wasn't fun and all, but I'm thinking of the big picture, and the big picture is that, not only do I get this illicite feeling of having destroyed a relationship, but also, cuddling the poor girl, as she makes horrible rebound choices!

It is amazing what kind of barriers you can simply ignore when someone is simply just too heart broken, and confused about where, or even who they are!  Not to sound like a horrible predator, I mean, I might be a little bit scheming, but in the end, trust me, it is all for my own benefit.

So don't worry about me, I think I'm definitely making out like a bandit in this deal~

Sincerely, Cayenne~

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9492 on: June 13, 2014, 07:16:17 PM »
Cay , Where have you been? I haven't seen you in forever! Gosh! Unfortunately I'm not into long distance relationships so our previous interactions well have to come to a stop. Sorry about that.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9493 on: June 13, 2014, 07:23:14 PM »
All I wanted for my birthday was a new spiked collar...you bought roses. Out!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9494 on: June 13, 2014, 07:25:03 PM »
The restraining order was uncalled for.  A couple bruises from a harsh spanking and you get all crazy on me. You should've just used the safe word! I'm done. I still like you but the police say I can't be near you anymore.

Offline Diabolical

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9495 on: June 13, 2014, 07:27:19 PM »
I'm sick and tired of you using my bondage gear ! It's mine and that's something I cant sway on... Good bye, scat.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9496 on: June 14, 2014, 02:07:12 AM »
It seemed to work well for a while, me practicing my sailor fancy knots tying you to various things. Then you screaming for release, and me releasing.
But you took it too far. There you were woven into the rigging when the sailors were trying to hoist the sails. Or somehow tied intricately to the gangway when we were needing to cast off.
So, sorry, but I just left you behind.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9497 on: June 14, 2014, 02:11:05 AM »
Boatman,

I'm tired of you screaming "BOATS BOATS BOATS!" in bed every night when you cum.

No more!

Love (Not!)
~Midori </3

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9498 on: June 14, 2014, 02:14:50 AM »
No that was me panting boobs, boobs, boobs.

Your lack of attention is bringing me down  :-[

So,
Bye

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #9499 on: June 14, 2014, 02:18:37 AM »
Your too up tight in your uniform. You never let me undress you, always a routine and order. No fun or kinky cosplay in bed. Look me up when you have found your sense of adventure in the bedroom.

Chassey*
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