Scratch that (literally), Jerk, is more suited here,
*strips off down to hot pants*
See what your missing?
I can't be with you like this anymore, I'm not a trophy, I'm a CAT.
You refuse to accept me for me, so focused on your bloody sailing career.
Shove you sail up your a**, and yes you do, your so shallow you don't care about me, just the way I look.